Look into their eyes. Nobody wants to be there.
‘Two And A Half Men’ Renewed, Loses A Cast Member, And Will Never Die
Monday, April 29 by

Chuck Lorre is also winning.

30 Minutes or Less: 5 Movie Pizza Delivery Men
Monday, May 7 by Chris Pence

  The film known for its catchphrase, "Extra anchovies!" Randy (Patrick Dempsey) has the unenviable task of maneuvering through congested traffic, working for crummy tips, and bedding lonely housewives, all…

Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

This is trashier than whip-its, but not by much.
7 Scandals More Ghetto Than Demi Moore Using Nitrous
Thursday, January 26 by

What America wants to know is: Does she have any left?