Screen Junkies » Ashton Kutcher http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 29 Aug 2014 14:24:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/punkd-is-coming-back-so-we-can-all-wait-why-is-punkd-coming-back/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/punkd-is-coming-back-so-we-can-all-wait-why-is-punkd-coming-back/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:33:54 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=240165 Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting "punk'd?" It's going to happen again.

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And why shouldn’t they? Think of all the celebrities that have sprouted up since the original Punk’d went off the air way back in May of 2007! Ke$ha! Justin Bieber! Kris Humphries! Casey Anthony!

Hmm. That’s all I can think of. Wow. It’s been kind of a crappy stretch for new celebs, no?

Punk’d has never been the type of show that lets crappiness get in the way of anything, so MTV has announced that Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg, the show’s creators, will be producing a new run of Punk’d episodes. They haven’t announced who will be hosting the show; that announcement will come during MTV‘s New Year’s Eve spectacular, which is one more reason I won’t be tuning in to MTV’s New Year’s Eve spectacular.

Here’s my shortlist of possible hosts for the new iteration of the show:

  • Nick Cannon
  • Selena Gomez
  • 7,000 other shitty celebrities I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire
What do you think, readers? Do you agree or disagree with my predications?

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Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Div…ZZZZZZ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/ashton-kutcher-and-demi-moore-to-div-zzzzzz/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/ashton-kutcher-and-demi-moore-to-div-zzzzzz/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:34:15 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=237115 Ashton will retain sole custody of his spotty facial hair.

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And now, an article from the “Who cares?” file.

In the wake of what many perceive to be infidelity on Ashton Kutcher’s part, Demi Moore has announced that she is divorcing her husband of six years. During that time, they captured our attention and our hearts by doing nothing terribly noteworthy other than having a slightly large age gap between them.

Ugh. I’m boring myself here.

Let’s see…Ashton has been in some pretty bad films, which makes this story slightly more relevant than if it was, say, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden getting divorced. Are they divorced? Hmm. We’ll get our research team on that as soon as possible.

Oops. Looks like I’m approaching the minimum number of words I can spend on a story before my editor yells at me. THERE. 140 words.

Ashton did NOT need this right now. Last week, the star caused an unwanted stir when he tweeted about Joe Paterno’s firing without being aware of the surrounding scandal. This completely ruined Twitter for all the laypeople who assumed that celebrities wouldn’t rush to sound off about something before performing due diligence.

Man it’s like the world shits on his head and now he’s forced to say “thanks for the hat.”

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Ashton Kutcher’s Sorry For Being So Dumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/ashton-kutchers-sorry-for-being-so-dumb/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/ashton-kutchers-sorry-for-being-so-dumb/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:23:02 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=235933 He's owned up to it.

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After it was discovered that Penn State football coach Joe Paterno knew his assistant coach Jerry Sandusky had been molesting children for years, Penn State’s board of trustees planned to allow him to retire at the season’s end. Then someone used a doll to show the trustees where Sandusky touched the kids, and the decision was made to dismiss Paterno immediately.

Ashton Kutcher took offense to this decision and posted on Twitter:

How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste

Then he evidently had the case explained to him and quickly pulled the tweet before apologizing profusely.

As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.

As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.

Great! Now if we can only get him to apologize for his career…. (BuzzFeed)

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Details Revealed On Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Two And A Half Men’ Character http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/details-revealed-on-ashton-kutchers-two-and-a-half-men-character/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/details-revealed-on-ashton-kutchers-two-and-a-half-men-character/#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:36:50 +0000 Fred Topel http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=223339 He's rich and broken-hearted.

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At the beginning of today’s CBS day for the Television Critics Association press tour, CBS Entertainment President Nina Tassler answered questions about Two and a Half Men, Ashton Kutcher and, sort of, Charlie Sheen.

“Who could have predicted that we would have been here six months ago?” Tassler said. “The great news is that the show will be as irreverent as it has always been. Our program practices people are already on high alert. That’s some of the good news coming out of it.”

By irreverent, read more sexual innuendos. She would not confirm the season premiere would be Charlie’s funeral, but introduced Kutcher’s character. “His name is Walden Schmidt and he is an Internet billionaire with a broken heart and it will be a two-parter over two weeks. A little bit of the mystery is part of the marketing, but he is a unique character. As we said in the marketing plan, all will be revealed on X date. The mystery is a part of the marketing. It’s going to be a big event. The chatter and the conversation and the discussion about it is part of what the fun of it can be.”

When asked what she learned from the Charlie Sheen situation, and the suggestion that many people would have predicted his meltdown six months ago, Tassler spun it into a positive future.

“We look at where we are today. I look at where we were six months ago. Our whole focus right now is moving forward. We have an extraordinary actor in Ashton Kutcher. We have someone who is committed to doing their job, to being there, an incredible professional. So as I said, six months ago today, we’re worlds apart. We made the decision, everyone made the decisions relative to the situation at hand.”

Asked if the Sheen situation would change CBS’s casting practices when considering actors with potential issues, Tassler responded, “That would probably be every actor in the business so it would be kind of hard. I don’t think we would change the practice with which we hire actors now. It’s an artistic creative process. You have actors audition. It’s professional, so I don’t think it would change the way we employ actors.”

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Count The Rom-Com Cliches In ‘New Year’s Eve’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/count-the-rom-com-cliches-in-new-years-eve-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/count-the-rom-com-cliches-in-new-years-eve-trailer/#comments Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:27:13 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=222263 Attractive people struggle to find love. Just like real life!

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A new trailer for New Year’s Eve has dropped. 8-)

In the spiritual sequel to Valentine’s Day, a bunch of model-hot people complain about how tough it is to find love and then find themselves in cliched, wacky situations that lead to them hooking up with other model-hot people. Except this time it happens a little earlier in winter.

Gary Marshall brings Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Biel back as new characters because these films take place in a world full of doppelgangers (they kinda play down the sci-fi angle in the marketing). In a ploy to make Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon far easier, he also cast the recognizable attractive faces of Josh Duhamel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lea Michele, Hilary Swank, Ludacris, Jon Bon Jovi, Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara, Zac Efron, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Til Schweiger, Seth Myers, Katherine Heigl, Sienna Miller, Ice Cube, John Lithgow, Carla Gugino, Julie Andrews and Abigail Breslin. That’s going to be one crowded poster.

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Charlie Sheen’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ Character Is Going To Die http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/charlie-sheens-two-and-a-half-men-character-is-going-to-die/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/charlie-sheens-two-and-a-half-men-character-is-going-to-die/#comments Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:39:36 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=218088 Something tells me it won't be a hero's death.

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In a move that can best be described as “predictable,” Two and a Half Men creator has decided to kill off Charlie Sheen’s not-so-fictional character Charlie Harper for the next season of the CBS sitcom.

TMZ reports that those someone close to the show (they should really just admit it’s Jon Cryer) has divulged that Sheen’s character will die early in the next season, making way for Ashton Kutcher‘s character to slide right into the show’s vacant bowling shirts and cargo pants.

The million-dollar questions that remains, however, is how Charlie “Harper” will meet his maker. It’s a safe bet that it won’t be a dignified end, based on the acrimony that resulted from Sheen’s unexpected (sort of) booting late last season. My guess is a David Carradine-type shuffling of the mortal coil, but let’s not rule out a Vespa accident or SuperHerpes.

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Kimmel Jokingly Apologizes For ABC At The Upfronts http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/kimmel-jokingly-apologizes-for-abc-at-the-upfronts/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/kimmel-jokingly-apologizes-for-abc-at-the-upfronts/#comments Wed, 18 May 2011 02:14:30 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=212610 The gist of Kimmel's stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So... give us your money?

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I haven’t forgotten that Jimmy Kimmel continues to host a late night talk show on ABC, but it’s just not something I think about that much. He’s not consistently on my radar, like Conan O’Brien, but he’s also not at Carson Daly levels of forgotten-ness.

Anyway, the former “Man Show” host had some choice joke-words for advertisers attending this year’s ABC upfronts. Here are some highlights. We’ll start with Kimmel roasting his own network. Hopefully, a little self-deprecating humor will cover all those shitty programming mistakes nicely.

“Remember those shows that we were so excited about last fall? We cancelled all of them. And yet here you are again. I think you might have a gambling problem.”

“You [advertisers] come here and we shower you with promises and never really follow through on any of them. If this was a show, we’d call it ‘The Bachelor.’ We tell you we love you; we give you a rose; we canoodle with you in a hot tub and then two and a half months down the line, you realize we’re gay.”

“We’re excited about all of our shows. Except ‘Shark Tank’. We have no idea how that got back on the schedule. You know what someone should invent on ‘Shark Tank’? A replacement for ‘Shark Tank’.”

Now onto the other networks…

“I have to say, I think ['The X-Factor'] is the best idea of 2002. It’s like ‘American Idol‘ meets a mirror.”

“NBC thanked God for ‘The Voice’… God has nothing to do with what’s going on at NBC. God stopped watching NBC after ‘Friends’. And God isn’t in the demo anyway.”

“CBS announced a plan to move forward and retool the show, and sure enough they found another tool, Ashton Kutcher. He happens to be a pretty solid choice. He’s popular, he’s handsome, he’s talented and he has experience. Remember, he did a very good job replacing Bruce Willis.”

And there you go. The message is: we suck, but they suck too. So… give us your money? (Hollywood Reporter)

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UPDATED: Ashton Kutcher Joins ‘Two And A Half Men’, Charlie Sheen Screams Into Webcam http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/ashton-kutcher-joins-two-and-a-half-men-charlie-sheen-screams-into-webcam/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/ashton-kutcher-joins-two-and-a-half-men-charlie-sheen-screams-into-webcam/#comments Fri, 13 May 2011 16:44:43 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=211923 Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.

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UPDATE: CBS has officially announced that Ashton Kutcher will be joining the “Two and a Half Men” family. It’s almost like Charlie Sheen never existed.

Good news: Charlie Sheen has something to talk about again. *Wipes Brow*

CBS and Warner Bros are in the final stages of their deal to replace Sheen’s character on “Two and a Half Men” with… Ashton Kutcher. This makes some logical sense, as they’re both on-screen douches and Kutcher is experienced in the multicamera sitcom world. My sources tell me he will also build a Scrooge McDuck style swimming vault for all the money they’re giving him.

Hugh Grant passed on the gig, and despite publicly saying he’s not interested, John Stamos has been waiting by the phone this entire time. Showrunner Chuck Lorre is supposedly happy with the selection, and now Sheen will have someone else to call a “troll” for awhile. Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin. (Hollywood Reporter)

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Watch: Ashton And Demi’s Head-Scratchingly Misguided PSAs http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/watch-ashton-and-demis-head-scratchingly-misguided-psas/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/watch-ashton-and-demis-head-scratchingly-misguided-psas/#comments Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:48:41 +0000 Dave Horwitz http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=206664 There is maybe nothing worse than watching A-list celebrities awkwardly try (and fail) to raise awareness about child sex trafficking through deadpan humor.

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What’s worse than child sex trafficking? If you said nothing, you’d normally be right, but Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore seem to want to prove you wrong. They’v taken a stance against the practice of selling underage children into sex slavery the only way they know how: with horrifyingly misguided PSAs masquerading as “comedy” videos. Deadpan in their execution, the videos, all under the running theme of “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls,” feature celebrities like Sean Penn, Bradley Cooper, and Justin Timberlake demonstrating things real men DO know, such as how to use an iron (Sean Penn uses it to make grilled cheese!), or make a meal (Bradley Cooper pours milk into a BOX of cereal!). It’s an (almost) nice thought, but the execution is so strange and smirky, you’d think they were trying to make a Napoleon Dynamite sequel instead of raise awareness about the sexual exploitation of children. If you can’t get enough of the Sean Penn clip, click here to watch the Bradley Cooper spot. But really, don’t. (Movieline)

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Oscar Watch: Justin Bieber To Play Young Ashton Kutcher? http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/oscar-watch-justin-bieber-to-play-young-ashton-kutcher/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/oscar-watch-justin-bieber-to-play-young-ashton-kutcher/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 00:42:05 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=204626 With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?

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With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us? *Looks Through Telescope.* Yup, definitely asteroids. My bad.

Bieber may spread his deadly fever into the world of scripted comedy, as he’s in talks to star in What Would Kenny Do? with Kutcher, a movie about a 17-year-old boy who’s visited by the hologram of his adult self to help guide him throug high school. I’m sure the Razzie nominating committee is planning a lavish celebration at their offices if the deal goes through, and I hear critics are already scribbling lines for their reviews in their notebooks for when the film actually comes out. Lines like, “I didn’t need my future self to tell me this would be the worst thing ever.”

Bieber’s intense tour schedule will probably stop this madness from happening, but I guess I should never say never.

The Sony film will be produced by Will Smith’s Overbrook Entertainment, who is currently seeking a new writer and director. Apparently they’re unhappy with the original Black List script by Chris Baldi and the rewrite by Scott Neustadter and Michael Weber (500 Days of Summer). (LA Times)

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Video: Ivan Reitman Refuses To Ban Ashton Kutcher From Potential ‘Ghostbusters 3′ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/video-ivan-reitman-refuses-to-ban-ashton-kutcher-from-potential-ghostbusters-3/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/video-ivan-reitman-refuses-to-ban-ashton-kutcher-from-potential-ghostbusters-3/#comments Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:51:19 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=28997 Hypothetically casting a hypothetical movie.

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Rumors of Ghostbusters 3 have been as persistent as rumors about the existence of actual ghosts. And now there’s evidence for an even scarier notion: Ashton Kutcher playing one of the leads.

The horrifying rumor came to light during promotion of Kutcher’s latest romantic comedy No Strings Attached, which was also directed by Reitman (sigh). During a press junket interview, Reitman was asked about whether there would be a sequel to the universally beloved Ghostbusters 2, and whether it would be possible that Kutcher (who was sitting next to Reitman at the time) could have a role in the movie. After implying that Bill Murray is dragging his feet on the project, Reitman replied by saying his casting was “absolutely possible.” OK, so maybe he was just being polite. Reitman would have done the same for Rick Moranis. (via The AV Club)

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Katherine Heigl To Serve As Sub-Halle Berry http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/katherine-heigl-to-serve-as-sub-halle-berry/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/katherine-heigl-to-serve-as-sub-halle-berry/#comments Mon, 31 Jan 2011 18:34:13 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=23465 Halle Berry is being replaced by America's sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

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The world has been breathlessly awaiting the romantic pair of Halle Berry and Jon Bon Jovi in the upcoming film New Year’s Eve. Unfortunately for the world (and fortunately for Halle Berry, hey-o!), Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (maybe she can also star in a parody “Nude Year’s Eve“).

Apparently, Heigl just adopted some poor kid and was looking for a project that wouldn’t require a huge time commitment. New Year’s Eve fits the bill, since as a follow up to Garry Marshall’s surprise hit Valentine’s Day it’s a big ensemble piece. Just a couple pinches of Heigl, as opposed to a whole dish. Dunno why I went with a food metaphor but whatever. New Year’s Eve will also star (deep breath) Robert De Niro, Sofia Vergara, Russell Peters, Hilary Swank, Ice Cube, Ashton Kutcher, Lea Michele, Michelle Pfeiffer, Zac Efron, Josh Duhamel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Abigail Breslin, Seth Meyers, Jessica Biel and Til Schweiger. (via Deadline)

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No Strings Attached http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/no-strings-attached/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/no-strings-attached/#comments Wed, 05 Jan 2011 00:14:40 +0000 Reza F. http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=8491 Director: Ivan Reitman Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want...

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Director: Ivan Reitman

Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher

Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want something more.

Release Date: January 21, 2011

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‘No Strings Attached’ Red Band Trailer Shows the Wrong Naked Ass http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/no-strings-attached-red-band-trailer-shows-the-wrong-naked-ass/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/no-strings-attached-red-band-trailer-shows-the-wrong-naked-ass/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 07:56:34 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=14062 If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you're going to show a butt in the trailer, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent.

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Want to see Ashton Kutcher’s naked ass? Then you’re in luck, because the new red band trailer for no strings attached has just that. For those of you who don’t want to see Ashton Kutcher’s naked ass, be sure to avoid this trailer like it’s…well…Ashton Kutcher’s naked ass.

The film tells the story of platonic friends (played by Kutcher and Natalie Portman) who attempt to have a”no strings attached” sexual relationship (hence the title). Perhaps that plot seems familiar, since it’s basically a rehash of an old “Seinfeld” episode with a few F-bombs dropped in for good measure.

On the plus side, I give this trailer credit for showing us that although the film is a romantic comedy, it doesn’t shy away from vulgar humor. But on the downside, the trailer shows us the wrong ass. If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you’re going to show a butt, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent.

No Strings Attached hits theaters January 21st. (Collider)

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Trailer for Ivan Reitman’s ‘No Strings Attached’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/trailer-for-ivan-reitmans-no-strings-attached/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/trailer-for-ivan-reitmans-no-strings-attached/#comments Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:33:41 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=6943 Behold, the trailer for Ivan Reitman’s No Strings Attached, a film about a couple that tries to have a purely sexual relationship without falling in love. After watching it, I realized that life is funny. One minute you’re directing some of the greatest comedies of all time, and the next you’re directing an Ashton Kutcher movie based on an old episode of “Seinfeld.”

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Behold, the trailer for Ivan Reitman’s No Strings Attached, a film about a couple that tries to have a purely sexual relationship without falling in love. After watching it, I realized that life is funny. One minute you’re directing some of the greatest comedies of all time, and the next you’re directing an Ashton Kutcher movie based on an old episode of “Seinfeld.” Eh, at least Natalie Portman is hot.

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You Are Not Being Punk’d: Justin Bieber to Host ‘Punk’d’ Revival http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/you-are-not-being-punkd-justin-bieber-to-host-punkd-revival/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/you-are-not-being-punkd-justin-bieber-to-host-punkd-revival/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 He's coming for you, Bruno Mars. NoooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!! MTV is bringing back the series "Punk'd" and they want Justin Bieber to host it. If it were April 1st I'd be more accepting of this news, but it's not, it's October 5th. We are NOT being punk'd. The show's creators/executive producers/original hosts Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg are back to exec produce, so don't go thinking the quality of the content will slip. They're all over that. Sports cars will continue to be towed and lunch orders "accidently" botched. The only difference is Justin Bieber will now emerge from around the corner to reveal the ruse with a sh*t-eating grin on his face. Let's hope 50 Cent is packing and doesn't appreciate pranks. (Deadline)

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He’s coming for you, Bruno Mars.

NoooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!! MTV is bringing back the series "Punk’d" and they want Justin Bieber to host it. If it were April 1st I’d be more accepting of this news, but it’s not, it’s October 5th. We are NOT being punk’d.

The show’s creators/executive producers/original hosts Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg are back to exec produce, so don’t go thinking the quality of the content will slip. They’re all over that. Sports cars will continue to be towed and lunch orders "accidently" botched. The only difference is Justin Bieber will now emerge from around the corner to reveal the ruse with a sh*t-eating grin on his face. Let’s hope 50 Cent is packing and doesn’t appreciate pranks. (Deadline)

 

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‘Killers’ is Too Awesome to be Screened for Critics http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/killers-is-too-awesome-to-be-screened-for-critics/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/killers-is-too-awesome-to-be-screened-for-critics/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Killers, staring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, premieres June 4th, but you won't be seeing many advanced reviews. That's because the studio behind the film thought it was simply too awesome to be screened for critics in advance. In fact, some executives at Lionsgate felt the cinematic tour de force about a secret spy and his stupid girlfriend was so incredible that critics' heads might explode from witnessing it. Also, Twitter has made film critics irrelevant. In today's socially connected marketplace, we all have the ability to share feedback instantly around the world. In keeping with this spirit, Lionsgate and the filmmakers want to give the opportunity to moviegoing audiences and critics alike to see `Killers' simultaneously, and share their thoughts in the medium of their choosing. We felt that this sense of immediacy could be a real asset in the marketing of `Killers.' Yeah, I bet you did, Mr. Lionsgate PR guy. Kind of like when you convinced that fat girl you were banging in college that you'd both be better off if you kept your relationship a secret. (AP/Cinemablend)

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Killers, staring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, premieres June 4th, but you won’t be seeing many advanced reviews. That’s because the studio behind the film thought it was simply too awesome to be screened for critics in advance. In fact, some executives at Lionsgate felt the cinematic tour de force about a secret spy and his stupid girlfriend was so incredible that critics’ heads might explode from witnessing it.

Also, Twitter has made film critics irrelevant.

In today’s socially connected marketplace, we all have the ability to share feedback instantly around the world. In keeping with this spirit, Lionsgate and the filmmakers want to give the opportunity to moviegoing audiences and critics alike to see `Killers’ simultaneously, and share their thoughts in the medium of their choosing. We felt that this sense of immediacy could be a real asset in the marketing of `Killers.’

Yeah, I bet you did, Mr. Lionsgate PR guy. Kind of like when you convinced that fat girl you were banging in college that you’d both be better off if you kept your relationship a secret. (AP/Cinemablend)

 

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Lake Bell Is A Friend With Benefits http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lake-bell-is-a-friend-with-benefits/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lake-bell-is-a-friend-with-benefits/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 18:58:12 +0000 Reza F. We've held off reporting about Friends With Benefits up until now because the thought of Ashton Kutcher in a no-strings-attached sexual relationship with Natalie Portman makes our parts wither. Sadly, we've been put into a position where we would be remiss if we continued the embargo.Ivan Reitman has begun to wisely throw hottie after hottie at the project, and today there's news that the ridiculously sexy Lake Bell has joined the cast as Kutcher's co-worker. Olivia Thirlby and Greta Gerwig have also recently become attached. Great. Ashton Kutcher surrounded by hot women. Is this a movie-version of those camera commercials he's been doing? (Variety)

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We’ve held off reporting about Friends With Benefits up until now because the thought of Ashton Kutcher in a no-strings-attached sexual relationship with Natalie Portman makes our parts wither. Sadly, we’ve been put into a position where we would be remiss if we continued the embargo.

Ivan Reitman has begun to wisely throw hottie after hottie at the project, and today there’s news that the ridiculously sexy Lake Bell has joined the cast as Kutcher’s co-worker. Olivia Thirlby and Greta Gerwig have also recently become attached. Great. Ashton Kutcher surrounded by hot women. Is this a movie-version of those camera commercials he’s been doing? (Variety)

 

 

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‘Killers’ Trailer Looks Okay Considering Ashton Kutcher & Katherine Heigl Star http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/killers-trailer-looks-okay-considering-ashton-kutcher-katherine-heigl-star/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/killers-trailer-looks-okay-considering-ashton-kutcher-katherine-heigl-star/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The trailer for Killers follows the beats of any other Katherine Heigl movie trailer. We're introduced to her. We learn quickly that she's successful in every aspect of her life except love. Cue the man of her dreams, in this instance, Ashton Kutcher and his abs. Kutcher stalks Heigl around Nice, France while unnecessarily shirtless like NY's Naked Cowboy or He-Man or Los Angeles's David Hasselhoff. The two hook up and it seems like the perfect relationship. Until it turns into Knight & Day or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It looks like a fun, light film (centered around murder) despite the positioning of the leads on the National Choad Index. I should dislike this but I don't. It must be the presence of Selleck. Damn that mustache. Maybe enjoy the trailer after the jump....

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The trailer for Killers follows the beats of any other Katherine Heigl movie trailer. We’re introduced to her. We learn quickly that she’s successful in every aspect of her life except love. Cue the man of her dreams, in this instance, Ashton Kutcher and his abs. Kutcher stalks Heigl around Nice, France while unnecessarily shirtless like NY’s Naked Cowboy or He-Man or Los Angeles’s David Hasselhoff.

The two hook up and it seems like the perfect relationship. Until it turns into Knight & Day or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It looks like a fun, light film (centered around murder) despite the positioning of the leads on the National Choad Index. I should dislike this but I don’t. It must be the presence of Selleck. Damn that mustache.

Maybe enjoy the trailer after the jump….


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‘SPREAD’ ACTRESS MARGARITA LEVIEVA http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/spread-actress-margarita-levieva/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/spread-actress-margarita-levieva/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:00:27 +0000 Defy Media While we gave her the nod in our hot female grifters feature, we felt Spread actress Margarita Levieva deserved her own gallery because, well, she's ridiculously good looking.  The Russian-born beauty spent her early life as a competitive gymnast on the Communist Russia payroll before moving to New York at 11.  There, she went to NYU and worked as a fashion buyer for Assets London (we don't know what that is either, but for now let's just assume it's something important).  She's got few film credits to her name at this point, with her only notable role being that of Lisa P in the awesome Adventureland.  However, she's hot and her name is the same as a delicious drink, so we feel she's going places.A word from Margarita: "I’m not an insecure person, per se, but I just never saw myself as the girl who walks into a place and everybody goes, ‘Wow.’"Rest assured, if she ever walked into the Screen Junkies offices, we would let out a collective wow.  Then, we'd awkwardly stammer through directions to the office she should be in.  It's obviously not ours. Check out more photos of Margarita after the jump!

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While we gave her the nod in our hot female grifters feature, we felt Spread actress Margarita Levieva deserved her own gallery because, well, she’s ridiculously good looking.  The Russian-born beauty spent her early life as a competitive gymnast on the Communist Russia payroll before moving to New York at 11.  There, she went to NYU and worked as a fashion buyer for Assets London (we don’t know what that is either, but for now let’s just assume it’s something important).  She’s got few film credits to her name at this point, with her only notable role being that of Lisa P in the awesome Adventureland.  However, she’s hot and her name is the same as a delicious drink, so we feel she’s going places.

A word from Margarita: “I’m not an insecure person, per se, but I just never saw myself as the girl who walks into a place and everybody goes, ‘Wow.’”

Rest assured, if she ever walked into the Screen Junkies offices, we would let out a collective wow.  Then, we’d awkwardly stammer through directions to the office she should be in.  It’s obviously not ours. Check out more photos of Margarita after the jump!

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SPREAD http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/spread/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/spread/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Director: David MackenzieCast: Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche, Margarita Levieva, Sonia Rockwell, Maria Conchita Alonso, Shane Brolly

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Director: David Mackenzie

Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche, Margarita Levieva, Sonia Rockwell, Maria Conchita Alonso, Shane Brolly

Synopsis: Set in modern day Los Angeles, Spread is a hard biting story about a high-end lethario, Nikki (Ashton Kutcher), who has slept his way into a life of privilege. He shares his secrets with us as he hosts parties and beds scores of women, all while living it up at the Hollywood Hills home of a middle-aged female attorney, Samantha (Anne Heche). Everything is going swimmingly until Nikki meets a gorgeous waitress named Heather (Margarita Levieva), who, unbeknownst to him, is playing the same game that he is. As the truth of their life unravels, they find themselves sexually charged by a game of one-upsmanship that has them dining at fine restaurants and crashing posh parties, until the truth of their lives forces them to choose between love and money. Inspired by classics like Shampoo, Breakfast at Tiffanys, and America Gigolo, Spread profiles a sexual grifter and his prey.

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