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The Jokes Don’t Stick In ‘Flypaper’ Trailer

Wookie Johnson — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 18:02:32 +0000

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It’s good to know that 2008′s Made Of Honor didn’t rob the world of the comedic stylings of Patrick Dempsey. Here he heads the wacky ensemble in Flypaper as a man caught in the middle of two simultaneous bank robberies. He must manage the situation or else risk the life of Ashley Judd‘s bank teller, with whom he is secretly in love.

Seems like a fun alternative to the usual romantic comedy where a hot girl can’t find love because she’s too career-driven or wears glasses. Although it does seem almost too cartoonish with every cliche of robber represented. We’ve got yokels, psychotics, neurotic idea men, adrenaline junkies, and Mekhi Phifer. He should have plenty of 8 Mile residuals. There’s simply no need for him to take our retirement funds.

‘Dolphin Tale’ Trailer Designed For Maximum Heart-Warmage

Geoffrey Golden — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 00:49:20 +0000

Guys, remember how awesome “hope” was in 2008? Well, three years later, it’s ready for a serious comeback – dolphin movie style. *Happy Dolphin Chirps*

Dolphin Tale, inspired by a true story, is about how a young boy’s friendship helped save a dolphin’s life. It’s like Free Willy, but with a title that’s not as easy to make dick jokes out of. The film stars Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Kris Kristofferson and Harry Connick Jr. Dolphin Tale is designed to warm your heart, and the studio even purchased the Heart-Warmulator 9000 super computer to ensure victory over your appropriate cynicism.

Oh man, so many great moments in the trailer: the slow turning of a sad, tail-less dolphin, Morgan Freeman slowly palming his face, a group of adults and children anxiously watching a dolphin’s odd-looking health monitor, a bunch of heads turning… slowly. Studio execs who read this might think I’d never go to see their movie on September 16, but then again, I haven’t met Winter yet.

‘The Tooth Fairy’ Actress Ashley Judd

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:00:23 +0000

Ashley Judd is best known for two things (no, not those two things): being a member of a famous country-singing family, and starring in bad thrillers, usually alongside Morgan Freeman. Now she’s battling wits with The Rock in The Tooth Fairy. Nice career move…

A word from Ashley: “Those born-and-bred, feisty Kentucky girls—they are the ones you have to look out for. We have sugar and fire in our blood.”

Those sparkly Twilight vampires love sugar/fire blood. They can’t take their blood straight like real men.

Check out more sugar/fire combos after the jump.