Screen Junkies » arnold schwarzenegger http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sun, 10 Aug 2014 22:40:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Screen Junkies Show: What’s the Best ’80s Action Movie Of All Time? http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/screen-junkies-show-whats-the-best-80s-action-movie-of-all-time/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/screen-junkies-show-whats-the-best-80s-action-movie-of-all-time/#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2014 17:46:38 +0000 bgoldstein http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263892 The '80s were packed with awesome action movies — but which one was the best?! We picked the top 16 contenders, threw them in a bracket, and assembled a panel to duke it out and decide which one was the Best '80s Action Movie!!

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The ’80s were packed with awesome action movies — but which one was the best?! We picked the top 16 contenders, threw them in a bracket, and assembled a panel to duke it out and decide which one was the Best ’80s Action Movie!! Today’s special guests: Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis from Schmoes Know, and Jay Bauman from Red Letter Media.

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The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article) http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-new-terminator-film-has-a-title-and-well-tell-you-what-it-is-in-this-article/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-new-terminator-film-has-a-title-and-well-tell-you-what-it-is-in-this-article/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2014 19:50:13 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=263824 Hint: It's dystopian gibberish.

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The Terminator films have gotten a little more nebulous since the Arnold Schwarzenegger halcyon days. The films and TV shows have dealt with wars in the future, a prequel that followed John Connor through his matriculation to clown college (not really), and lots of time travel with new characters. It appears that the next installment will be finding its way a little closer to the story’s origins, with Arnold starring in the film(s) alongside Jason Clarke.

The film, which kicks off a new trilogy and TV spinoff, will be called Terminator Genisys, with “Genisys” probably serving as some heavy-handed wordplay on how the “system” was “generated.” Or somesuch bullshit.

Here’s how the announcement was delivered: By Arnold Schwarzenegger sitting in a backlit chair with the film’s title on it. Via Instagram. That’s what passes for a big reveal these days, I guess.

Boy, he wasn’t kidding when he said, “I’ll be back,” was he?!?!?!?!!!!111!!!!

*collapses onto floor, sobbing*

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Celebrity Foreign Commercials http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/celebrity-foreign-commercials/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/celebrity-foreign-commercials/#comments Thu, 27 Feb 2014 18:01:27 +0000 Lyndsey Saul http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=259730 Arnie hawking a Japanese energy drink may be the BEST Arnie you'll ever see...

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You’ve seen them before they were famous – now check out your favorite stars pitching products overseas!

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‘Terminator’ Reboot Casts Some Guy To Play Kyle Reese http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-reboot-casts-some-guy-to-play-kyle-reese/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-reboot-casts-some-guy-to-play-kyle-reese/#comments Thu, 20 Feb 2014 20:10:07 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=259547 What's-his-face is ready to become a household name.

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So far, the casting choices for the new Terminator reboot have been spot on. Emilia Clarke as Sarah Connor, Jason Clarke as John Connor, and Arnold as an elderly version of the Terminator robot. The only missing piece was who would play Kyle Reese? News broke today that the role will be filled by some guy.

It has been decided that Jai Courtney, who last played some guy in A Good Day To Die-Hard, has won the part after it was determined he had done the requisite amount of sit-ups needed. Kyle Reese is the resistance member who travels back in time by John Connor to protect his mother in the original Terminator. While doing so, he also impregnates her which creates a time paradox being argued about in dorm rooms to this very day. It’s expected that the new film will also lean heavily on the concept of time travel so get ready to keep your voices down while angrily debating your idiot roommate about string theory. (Variety)

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Mr. Freeze Lends His Vocal “Talents” To The ‘Frozen’ Soundtrack http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/mr-freeze-lends-his-vocal-talents-to-the-frozen-soundtrack/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/mr-freeze-lends-his-vocal-talents-to-the-frozen-soundtrack/#comments Mon, 27 Jan 2014 22:14:08 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258944 Let it go! LET IT GOOOOO!!!!

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When Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mr. Freeze performs his own rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen it’s the chilling sound of our doom.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover As Danny Trejo To Prank Gymgoers http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnold-schwarzenegger-goes-undercover-as-danny-trejo-to-prank-gymgoers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnold-schwarzenegger-goes-undercover-as-danny-trejo-to-prank-gymgoers/#comments Wed, 22 Jan 2014 18:24:19 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258880 Best personal trainer ever.

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In order to draw attention to his upcoming “Ride in a Tank with Arnold Schwarzenegger” charity auction, Arnold Schwarzenegger filmed his putting on a Danny Trejo costume and approached unsuspecting gymgoers. As if riding in a tank with Arnold needs any help getting bids. It sells itself. This video is just gravy. Really awesome gravy that you want to dip everything into.

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More Bodies Hit The Floor In ‘Sabotage’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/more-bodies-hit-the-floor-in-sabotage-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/more-bodies-hit-the-floor-in-sabotage-trailer/#comments Mon, 23 Dec 2013 17:39:36 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258470 Looks like 'Predator' with illegal aliens instead of space aliens.

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Though the hair and makeup departments didn’t get the menu that this isn’t a Limp Bizkit biopic, Sabotage looks fun. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as the leader of a DEA task force whose team comes under fire after money is stolen from a huge cartel bust. This new trailer doesn’t really give us anything more except Olivia Williams’s really weird accent and the update that the cartel kidnap Schwarzenegger’s wife and kid (naturally).

Any film with silly, tough guy haircuts also has silly, tough guy nicknames, and online researched has revealed that Sabotage is no exception.

Awww. At least give the Stripper a fun name too. Like Boobers or Crabwalk or something.

 

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Mother Of Dragons Cast As Mother Of Rebellion In ‘Terminator: Genesis’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/mother-of-dragons-cast-as-mother-of-rebellion-in-terminator-5/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/mother-of-dragons-cast-as-mother-of-rebellion-in-terminator-5/#comments Mon, 16 Dec 2013 16:44:09 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=258358 She's a really good mom.

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Having already proved that she’s such a good mom to those dragons on Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke has been cast as the mother of the rebellion, Sarah Connor, in the upcoming Terminator: Genesis. Unsurprisingly, Clarke won the role over Brie Larson, who doesn’t really have any onscreen experience kicking anybody’s ass or looking good while covered with soot and grime. She may have also had an inside track with former GoT director Alan Taylor at the helm.

It’s expected that her son, John Connor, will be played by similarly-named Jason Clarke while Arnold Schwarzenegger will also be returning to the franchise that made him famous by playing to his strengths of stilted line delivery and shooting at things. (Deadline)

 

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Schwarzenegger Is In A 90′s Hardcore Band Or Something In ‘Sabotage’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/schwarzenegger-is-in-a-90s-hardcore-band-or-something-in-sabotage-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/schwarzenegger-is-in-a-90s-hardcore-band-or-something-in-sabotage-trailer/#comments Fri, 22 Nov 2013 19:07:47 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258107 David Ayer directs.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Sabotage has it all. Explosions, intrigue, drug busts, and all the questionable hairstyles you’d expect from a David Ayer film. Schwarzenegger himself is rocking a Jesse James haircut while Joe Manganiello goes for white guy cornrow braids and Sam Worthington has one of those long braided goatees. All very practical in the field.

Schwarzenegger and the rest of Korn are DEA agents who find themselves being murdered one by one after busting a powerful cartel. They must band together if they want to survive yet there might be a traitor amongst their ranks probably played by Terrence Howard.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Battle Zombies In Possibly Greatest Film Ever http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-battle-zombies-in-possibly-greatest-film-ever/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-battle-zombies-in-possibly-greatest-film-ever/#comments Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:36:14 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=255465 If this goes into turnaround, Hollywood will burn.

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The same part of me that cinched up with delight when Steven Seagal made the Steven Seagal vx. Vampires film Against the Dark is getting a work out again today. That’s because Variety reports Arnold Schwarzenegger will battle the living dead. He will star in and produce Maggie, a Black List script from writer John Scott 3(: The Scottening) with directing duties going to commercial director Henry Hobson.

In a world stricken by a zombie virus, Schwarzenegger will play a dad helping his daughter come to terms with her infection. So basically, a film version of the Massengil commercial we always wanted to see.

 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-return-as-the-terminator/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-return-as-the-terminator/#comments Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:23:03 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=255289 They'll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

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The good news is that we’ll get the original Terminator, albeit an aged one with a legacy of illegitimate children. The bad news is that this news makes very unlikely the possibility that we’ll have another Christian Bale meltdown on the set of the next installment. Take the sweet with the sour, I guess.

Arnie made the announcement that he’ll be stepping back into his motorcycle boots next January for Paramount when filming begins. It’s unclear what the story will be, but it will probably be an action film with a good-looking woman, as these types of movies so often are.

Details to follow shortly, no doubt.

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‘Toxic Avenger’ Remake Sees A Need To Cast Arnold Schwarzenegger http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/toxic-avenger-remake-sees-a-need-to-cast-arnold-schwarzenegger/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/toxic-avenger-remake-sees-a-need-to-cast-arnold-schwarzenegger/#comments Tue, 14 May 2013 17:26:28 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=254848 Is this really happening?

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In news even weirder than the original film, Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on for Steve Pink‘s Toxic Avenger remake. I honestly had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1st when I read this news. But, nope, it appears to be true.

It’s reported that Schwarzenegger will play The Exterminator, which is not exactly a complimentary title when applied to someone often mistaken for being German, a former black ops agent who trains the Toxic Avenger to fight polluters. Here are some confusing quotes from people who should know better:

“Moviegoers around the world were thrilled when Arnold Schwarzenegger returned to acting so effortlessly filling the gap that he left behind,” said producer and International Film Trust co-founder Michael Benaroya in a statement.

“Our film is a perfect combination of commercial genre, star power and award winning filmmakers to set it apart from other titles on offer at Cannes this year,” IFT president Ariel Veneziano added.

They do realize that Steve Pink made Hot Tub Time Machine, yes? I recall that film being passed over by the Academy. (Coming Soon)

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The 7 Greatest Undercover Badasses in Movie History http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-7-greatest-undercover-badasses-in-movie-history/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-7-greatest-undercover-badasses-in-movie-history/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:04:32 +0000 Lee Keeler http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=253225 In honor of the crime thriller Snitch...

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Back-stabbing revenge, gut-wrenching suspense and putting a bullet in a trusted confidant: all in a day’s work for an undercover badass. From Serpico to Donnie Brasco, the hallmarks of the covert hero require deep emotional commitment, a versatile wardrobe and the ability to blend in with questionable fortitude. That ability will come in handy for Dwayne Johnson’s character in the upcoming action-thriller Snitch. In the film, Johnson plays a father who is forced to infiltrate a drug cartel in order to clear the name of his wrongly convicted son. And as with the other undercover badasses on this list, one wrong move could cost him his life.

In celebration of the release of Summit Entertainment’s crime thriller Snitch, opening in theaters February 22nd, we’re proud to bring you seven of the greatest undercover badasses in movie history.

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed

By the time the American remake of Infernal Affairs rolled around, DiCaprio was already widely-celebrated for his skills; but it wasn’t until audiences saw him doing push-ups between prison bunks that he carved out his first proper badass. Given the circumstances, it could have been easy for any actor to overplay the role of William Costigan, but DiCaprio brings a level of grace and sadness to level off the character’s grit and ferocity. Even more badass: DiCaprio actively declined campaigning for any awards for Best Supporting Actor that year as to avoid stepping on the toes of his co-stars.

Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

Getting in “too deep” is a common theme in many undercover films. After all, putting yourself at risk is what going undercover is all about. But what happens when you form a legitimate friendship with the men you’re supposed to be infiltrating. Things quickly get complicated for Donnie Brasco when he realizes that doing his job will most likely result in his friend’s death.

Toshiro Mifune, The Bad Sleep Well

Mifune’s performance as Koichi Nishi is a rarity in that it doesn’t employ the slam-bang tactics of many of his cohorts seen on this list. His stoic nerd slowly unveils the vengeance of a son scorned by one of the most powerful corporations in Japan through tactics of seduction, espionage and psychological torture. Mifune played numerous lively punkers in his lifetime, particularly in the realm of samurai lore, but this character seethes in his rage, striking only after his prey is at the brink of madness. Case in point: Nishi corners one of his targets on the window ledge from which his father died, calming the man down by offering whiskey that he later reveals is “poisoned”. The mark collapses, driven insane by the ordeal. Nasty!

Keanu Reeves, Point Break

This is simple story about a former Ohio State quarterback named Johnny Utah. For an F-!B-!I!-Agent!, Johnny maintains the most suspicious bromance with Patrick Swayze’s Bodhi this side of “Brokeback Mountain”. He allows his bleach-blonde nemesis to escape an aqueduct face-off, jump out of an airplane and eventually surf himself to death. At various points in the film, Bodhi’s potency in performing extreme sports counteracts the hobbling ethics of Reeves’ lawman. Johnny, like, totally buries his heart at wounded knee.

Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

Have you ever seen Kevin Spacey try to act like a badass? It doesn’t work. But Spacey as a schlepp? That’s Oscar gold. The writing/directing on “Suspects” lay formidable groundwork for Spacey to perform as the keystone for an impeccably oddball cast. His bumbling Verbal Kint acts as a tender foil to a constant stream of roughneck freakouts. With little more than his wits, this badass knows that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Chazz Palmenteri that he didn’t exist.

Chevy Chase, Fletch

Light years ahead of the Twitter-quip generation, Chase is at the peak of his powers, dishing out maximum smarm before turding up his career with JTT movies. What makes this role fairly badass is that it is one of the last of a dying breed: that of the snoopy, investigative newspaper reporter. What makes it particularly badass is that Chase has a ball conjuring up characters with names like Dr. Rosenpenis, Dr. Babar and Mr. Poon. The actor has gone on record as saying this was his favorite role, given that director Michael Ritchie often took multiple takes and allowed Chase to riff with whatever came off the top of his dome.

Nicolas Cage, Face/Off

“Castor Troy” is a pretty distinct – if not altogether awful – name. Despite this and other cringe-worthy moments that face-swipe to show affection, Nic Cage keeps John Woo’s ‘97 hit from teetering into cornball territory. Cage’s Castor Troy is the kind of guy who can talk an undercover agent into sucking his tongue. He poses as a priest so he can plant a dirty bomb and goose choir members. He switches sunglasses for no reason. And he delivers a more badass John Travolta impersonation than Dana Carvey.

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Supercut: Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Big Words http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/supercut-arnold-schwarzenegger-says-big-words/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/supercut-arnold-schwarzenegger-says-big-words/#comments Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:21:52 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=253012 It's hypnotic and soothing.

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Is it just me, or does this supercut of Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to pronounce big word remind you of Ron Burgundy‘s vocal warm-ups? (NextMovie)

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Arnie Returns Tough As Nails In ‘The Last Stand’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnie-returns-tough-as-nails-in-the-last-stand-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnie-returns-tough-as-nails-in-the-last-stand-trailer/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:59:43 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=252855 He is back.

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If anyone thought that politics made Arnold Schwarzenegger soft…yeah, maybe. But private live in Brentwood has brought the action-film icon back to his old self, if this trailer is to be believed.

And why wouldn’t you believe a red-band trailer?

The film comes from South Korean director Kim Ji-woon, who scared the bejesus out of us with I Saw the Devil, so those who are quick to dismiss this film as mindless action might want to take in a screening of that before being so quick to judge.

But before you go to your local video store (HA!), check out the trailer for The Last Stand.

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Screen Junkies Investigates: Is Johnny Knoxville Playing Full Retard In ‘The Last Stand’? http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/screen-junkies-investigates-is-johnny-knoxville-playing-full-retard-in-the-last-stand/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/screen-junkies-investigates-is-johnny-knoxville-playing-full-retard-in-the-last-stand/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:47:59 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=252434 They really shouldn't be giving him weapons.

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There’s a new trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s The Last Stand that focuses more on the quirky, comedic aspects of the movie. More specifically, it focuses on Johnny Knoxville acting like a major tardball. It begs the question: is this character supposed to be a developmentally-disabled adult? Let’s take a closer look.

First of all, the guy’s a fashion nightmare. Who wears a bathrobe outside of the home paired with pilot googles and a Trapper’s hat? By Hollywood standards, that style of dress makes a character either mentally-handicapped or a quirky Asian. And we can all clearly see this character is not Asian because he does not show off any karate skills. Secondly, he makes whooping noises and sticks his tongue out a lot. He’s essentially Arnie Grape with a flare gun. In which case, did Knoxville learn nothing from The Ringer?

Not that there’s anything wrong with a mentally-handicapped adult squaring off against a border-crossing psychopath. In fact, that’s a movie I’d really like to see. I just wish they’d play up that aspect in the marketing so I’m not left guessing.

 

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Obama’s America: ‘Twins’ Sequel Will Star Eddie Murphy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/obamas-america-twins-sequel-will-star-eddie-murphy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/obamas-america-twins-sequel-will-star-eddie-murphy/#comments Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:19:37 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=252033 At what price diversity?

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It’s been just over a week since Chairman Obama “won” his second term in the White House, but the dictator-in-chief is already hard at work radically altering the very foundation of this country in order to fit his Marxist ideals. In his latest racial engineering scheme, Kenya’s favorite son has directed his Zionist co-conspirators in Hollywood to tarnish the legacy of the beloved Twins franchise with a sequel titled Triplets. While details are scarce, Deadline is reporting that these “Hollyweird” libs will shoehorn Eddie Murphy into the cast as a long-lost brother in order to further promote their twisted agenda.

Book Of Mormon star Josh Gad and Ryan Dixon are now set to script the treatment for Triplets, the Twins sequel that will be produced by Montecito for Universal Pictures. Dixon will write the script. The film has Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito attached to reprise their roles as the mismatched siblings, and Eddie Murphy is attached to play the third brother. Ivan Reitman will direct.

The entire scheme would be laughable if not for the fact that it ruins the plot of the original film. As you’ll recall, Schwarzenegger played a genetically pure superman who was created in a lab, while Danny DeVito played his subhuman byproduct twin brother. The science behind the film only works if one twin inherits all of the sought after genes, while the other inherits all of the undesirables. Adding a third brother to the mix, regardless of his race, totally invalidates the entire premise. Adding a black man only adds to the confusion. At what price diversity, America?

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Now It’s Time For Arnold Schwarzenegger To Reboot ‘Conan’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/now-its-time-for-arnold-schwarzenegger-to-reboot-conan/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/now-its-time-for-arnold-schwarzenegger-to-reboot-conan/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2012 12:57:55 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=251719 I'm holding out for a Conan vs. The Terminator film.

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Between the memoir and ill-advised movie sequels, Arnold Schwarzenegger is mining his past for every dollar he can pump out of it. In the spirit, he’s throwing another ill-advised sequel into the mix. In spring of 2011, the Jason Momoa-starring Conan reboot failed to relaunch the series which leaves the door open for another reboot. This time starring the O.G. Conan, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The 65-year old will star in Legend of Conan. It’s planned as a direct sequel to the 1982 original and will ignore the sequels, but not the fact that Conan is totally an old guy now. “This movie picks up Conan where Arnold is now in his life, and we will be able to use the fact that he has aged in this story. I love the property of Conan so much that I wouldn’t touch it unless we came up with something worthy. We think this is a worthy successor to the original film. Think of this as Conan’s Unforgiven,” producer and possible screenwriter on the movie Chris Morgan (47 Ronin, Wanted) told Deadline.

Momoa will have no connection to the film, and it’s unknown what the plot specifics will be. Also no word if Arnold will pass the mantle over to a son for sequels. Or to a secret son birthed with the wench hired to sweep his hut. There’s just so many places this plot can go.

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‘The Last Stand’ Trailer Brings Arnold Schwarzenegger Back Where He Belongs — Shooting People http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-last-stand-trailer-brings-arnold-schwarzenegger-back-where-he-belongs-shooting-people/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-last-stand-trailer-brings-arnold-schwarzenegger-back-where-he-belongs-shooting-people/#comments Fri, 17 Aug 2012 12:21:01 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=250403 He did say that he'd be back.

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You do realize that Bruce Willis can’t be in every movie about old guys kicking ass who pepper said ass-kickings with quips about advanced age, don’t you? Luckily, Arnold Schwarzenegger has nobly stepped up to fill the gap. What would we do without Arnold?

If it weren’t for his eligible-for-retirement but still handy with a gatlin gun Southern sheriff, the Cartel could take over America. Thank you again for your service to this country, Mr. Schwarzenegger.

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Audio Fun Time: Arnold Schwarzenegger Edition http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/audio-fun-time-arnold-schwarzenegger-edition/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/audio-fun-time-arnold-schwarzenegger-edition/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:01:46 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=247778 "Nyyarrg!"

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is a legend, best known for his explosive films, his famous accent, and that distinctive scream. Having banked a wide array of diverse movie footage over the years, Arnold ensured he’d be a part of history forever. And he’s also provided fodder for all manner of prank calls, film re-edits, and song remixes. But the best is the stuff that you simply can’t make up, as you’ll see below.

Darth Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger may not have been a big enough star at the time to make his way into the Star Wars films, but luckily someone was able to right that wrong. Here, Arnold is cast as the most nefarious villain in film, Darth Vader. No, he doesn’t stick to the script but he chews the scenery nonetheless. Face it, it’s just a matter of time before George Lucas decides to reboot the franchise. When he does, I think we have our heavy lined up.

His DVD Commentary Tracks

By and large, we can agree that DVD commentaries are rarely entertaining. However, in the case of Arnold Schwarzenegger films, lightning has struck multiple times. Not only is it just funny to hear Arnold’s perspective of the material, but it’s made all the richer when he’s had a few to drink before recording. It really gives you a glimpse into the man.

Conan the Barbarian DVD Commentary Track

Total Recall DVD Commentary Track

Terminator 3 DVD Commentary Track (From Nerd Bastards)

Arnold Sings About Birthday Cake


Wow. The Austrian version of the Happy Birthday song is way different than the one we sing in America. It’s way better too.

Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie

Our friends at FilmDrunk put together this very necessary super-cut of every time Arnold screams in his films. It’s transcendent. I actually threw out my white noise maker after watching, and now I use this to lull myself off to sleep. My skin has never looked healthier.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Prank Calls A Hotel

After years of Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard prank calls to various businesses, I imagine it’s incredibly hard for the real Detective John Kimble to successfully order Chinese food or book a hotel room. He’s a cop, you idiots!!

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Because We’re Idiots: Total Toyota Recall http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/because-were-idiots-total-toyota-recall/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/because-were-idiots-total-toyota-recall/#comments Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:08:56 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=247081 Far too much time on our hands.

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Toyota is recalling 2005 and 2009 Tacoma pickups to replace the steering wheel spiral assembly. C’mon guys!!

Okay. You got me. I know nothing about cars. But I do know some Photoshop. And thus, I present…. Total Toyota Recall. A film by Paul Verhoeven.

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The ‘Kindergarten Cop’ Kids: Where They Be At Now? http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-kindergarten-cop-kids-where-they-be-at-now/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-kindergarten-cop-kids-where-they-be-at-now/#comments Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:17:32 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=241457 I'm really surprised more of them haven't been arrested.

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While recently day-dreaming about what it would be like if Kindergarten Cop’s Detective John Kimble was to battle the demon from Paranormal Activity, I got to wondering what ever happened to the film’s young cast. This was the big break for many of them, who must have been five or six at the time of filming. These child stars of the ’90′s were discovered on the set, and some went on to memorable turns in television and film. But most have seemingly vanished.

The common plight of the child star is a life marred by drugs and alcohol, so I went into this fearing the worst. For instance, what became of the little boy who described penises and vaginas? You’d think porn, right? Or the It-Might-Be-A-Tumor Kid. Is he in some back alley giving unlicensed medical diagnoses? Lord, I hope not.

But actually, I was happily surprised to find that very few are messed up, and the ones that are don’t seem to be in a dark place. I couldn’t find a liquor store robbery amongst the bunch. They must have learned from Edward Furlong’s mistakes.

At any rate, I scoured the Internet to find out more about these little kids. It’s cool though. They’re all legal now. Check it out.

Miko Hughes as Joseph

Miko Hughes is probably the most memorable kid from Kindergarten Cop given his proclamation that boys have penises and girls have vaginas (smart kid). He’s also well remembered for his roles in Pet Sematary, Full House, New Nightmare, Mercury Rising, and Apollo 13. He still acts, but also works as a DJ at night under the name D.J. Cubed.

Also, somebody who is not me went through the effort to make this:

It’s glorious.

Jason Reitman as Kissing Kid

Young Adult director Jason Reitman‘s dad threw him a bone when it came time for a cameo role. A creepy, creepy bone. During a scene toward the end of the film, Arnold is searching the school for Dominic in order to keep him safe from Crisp. What he stumbles upon are two middle-schoolers making out. This was actually Jason’s first kiss.

“The worst part was getting directions from my dad,” recalls Jason. Hey! That man also directed the kissing in Six Days Seven Nights. Show some damn respect.

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9 Celebrity Holiday Cards For 2011 http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/9-celebrity-holiday-cards-for-2011/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/9-celebrity-holiday-cards-for-2011/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:23:23 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=240307 It's that time of year!

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It’s hard to believe that 2011 is almost over. It’s been a crazy year full of ups and downs, tears and laughter, and bizarre WTF moments. Sometimes we forget that celebrities are people too. And just like you or I, they have their own season’s greetings to send to friends, loved ones, and colleagues. Being the industry juggernaut that we are, Screen Junkies finds itself on several mailing lists of the rich and famous. We present to you just a few of the celebrity holiday cards that have been pouring in lately.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Movie Commentary Is Way More Entertaining Than His Movies http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnold-schwarzeneggers-movie-commentary-is-way-more-entertaining-than-his-movies/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnold-schwarzeneggers-movie-commentary-is-way-more-entertaining-than-his-movies/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:34:10 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=237467 He explains 'Total Recall' for you, in case you have trouble following Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

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I wish there was a button on my computer that let me write with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. Sadly, the technology just isn’t there yet, so please just run a loop of Arnie quotes through your head as you read this.

May I suggest “Get your ass to Mars,” “It’s not a tumor,” and “Get to the chopper!”

Some gentleman with the YouTube handle of “buzzclikverifyme” went through the trouble (pleasure?) of piecing together some choice bits from Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s Total Recall commentary. The commentary also features another bizarrely awesome accent, which I am going to assume belongs to Dutch director Paul Verhoeven.

I can’t do the clip justice. Simply put, it’s Arnie pointing out painfully obvious points about the film (especially to those who like the film enough to want to watch the commentary). Take four minutes out of your life and enjoy this clip that reminds us that we can’t stay mad at Arnold.

(Film Drunk)

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‘The Expendables 2′ Poster Features All Your Favorite Tough Old Guys http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-expendables-2-poster-features-all-your-favorite-tough-old-guys/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-expendables-2-poster-features-all-your-favorite-tough-old-guys/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:00:20 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=237387 That's a lot of old man strength.

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The poster for The Expendables 2 (or EX2, as non-noobs call it) is here. Drink in its magnificence. It is your only chance in the modern day to see a poster featuring either Jean Claude Van Damme or Chuck Norris that isn’t completely ridiculous and straight-to-DVD. In the image, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Norris, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, some chick, Van Damme, and Terry Crews form the popular “totem pole” tactical position. It’s a very effective psosition when your enemies are on ladders.

This movie is going to do gangbusters in Germany.

(via Jo Blo)

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Justin Lin Blows Off ‘Terminator’ For ‘Fast Five’ Sequel http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/justin-lin-blows-off-terminator-for-fast-five-sequel/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/justin-lin-blows-off-terminator-for-fast-five-sequel/#comments Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:57:40 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=229361 He's far too busy for all of these sequels.

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As was the case with the fifth film in the Highlander series, Justin Lin will be far too busy making the fifth film in The Fast And The Furious franchise to make the fourth sequel to The Terminator. But that’s not to say that he isn’t interested in eventually making another Terminator sequel should the world decide that it needs one.

The current plan by rights holder/awesome billionaire Megan Ellison and Arnold Schwarzenegger is to impregnate their housekeeper. Oops. Can cross that one off the list? The current plan is actually to put the first of two Terminator films into production in the fourth quarter of 2012. Which is exactly when Justin Lin will be making Vin Diesel and Paul Walker steal cargo from the underbelly of a speeding jet. However, Lin has been very involved with conceptualizing the upcoming Terminator film and wants to be involved should schedules work out or if another entry does come to fruition. However, Ellison finds herself in a race against time as her own Judgement Day will occur in 2018 when the film rights revert back to James Cameron. It’s of utmost importance that one or two slapped-together rush-job sequels are in theaters before that time. (Deadline)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger In Talks For Indie ‘Captive’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-in-talks-for-indie-captive/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-in-talks-for-indie-captive/#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:08:13 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=227825 Arnold just wants to act, man.

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After serving as Governor of California for eight years, Arnold Schwarzenegger is likely longing to get back in touch with his artistic side. Like others before him (Mark Ruffalo and Ryan Goslin to name a few) he’s got his eye on an independent film project that will allow him to commune with his craft and show the world Arnold the Actor. Though, this indie will focus less on subverting and dissecting human interaction and focus more on blowin’ shit up.

Arnold will return to the cinema that has missed him so dearly with Captive. He will play an American real estate tycoon who is kidnapped while traveling abroad. While he searches for a way to break free from at armored truck parked in a Brazilian landfill (tried it once in college, lots of cleanup), a detective specializing in ransom cases races to find him. It’s good to see a small movie like this $250 million indie get a chance to be made. I’m inspired. (Deadline)

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All Your Favorite Old Guys Rumored For ‘Expendables 2′ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/all-your-favorite-old-guys-rumored-for-expendables-2/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/all-your-favorite-old-guys-rumored-for-expendables-2/#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2011 19:31:35 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=222650 Stallone. Statham. Travolta. Schwarzenegger. Van Damme. Willis. Chuck Mother#@ing Norris.

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In The Expendables, Sylvester Stallone proved that old guys can still kick ass with the help of heavy artillery. So it’s no surprise the sequel is in the works. Simon West is directing but we’ve yet to hear which aged action stars would break out the Icy Hot for a sequel.

According to some guy in Bulgaria, the cast will consist of Stallone, Jason Statham, John Travolta, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis. Take this news with a grain of salt because it’s far from an official announcement but it would be pretty cool to see. No plot details have been given either, but let’s assume that Stallone and the other guys have to go up against Chuck Norris. They lose, of course. But that would be a fun fight to watch for a few minutes. (via Collider)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Get Back To Work With ‘Last Stand’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-get-back-to-work-with-last-stand/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-get-back-to-work-with-last-stand/#comments Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:42:21 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=219637 In light of recent events, he stopped holding out for 'Junior 2'.

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What a professional. Just weeks after his legacy-tarnishing scandal came to light, Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting back in front of the camera, carrying on with Last Stand, the English directorial debut of Kim-ji-Woon.

Deadline reports that Arnold won’t be getting as much as he had lined up for his participation in Cry Macho, but something tells me he will be pulling in enough to get food on the table, despite a shakier public image than he had this time last year.

Like every other western ever made, Last Stand is about an old, broken down man faced with the decision to stand up for a town or move on. At this point, we really needn’t discuss the inherent problems associated with an actor with a thick Austrian accent playing an old west gunslinger. It’s happening for the same reason that Skynet gave their cyborg an accent. Because it just happened, ok?

The film starts shooting in September, which probably can’t come fast enough for Arnie.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back, Just Not Right Away http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-will-be-back-just-not-right-away/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-will-be-back-just-not-right-away/#comments Thu, 19 May 2011 21:31:18 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=212910 Maybe he'll get back into politics.

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Have you heard about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s recent troubles? He secretly fathered a child with a member of his household staff ten years ago, and when he told his wife about it, she left him! And now it’s having a toll on his acting career as well, which of course includes the various comeback projects he’s promised us lately. Here’s a bit of his statement, which emerged naked from a ball of electric energy:

“Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines. This includes ‘Cry Macho‘, The ‘Terminator‘ franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Governor Schwarzenegger decides.”

There it is. I don’t know what this means for the long-term future of these projects – maybe Schwarzenegger will be able to stage a comeback-comeback from his first failed attempt at a comeback.

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