Not really helping their “Dude, we’re not violent” argument.

“Argo-Not.”

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

With another quality film under his belt, Ben Affleck has put ‘Gigli’ in his rearview.

Only now do I feel that Affleck really EARNED the title of “Sexiest Man Alive.”

We’ll just have to settle for him appearing in everything else.

Sure he’ll rescue hostages in a movie, but will he do it in real life?

Ben Affleck hired himself, which seems like cheating.

He’s playing a real-life make-up artist who is sent in to remove a fake movie crew from a very real hostage situation.

Just wait until SAG catches wind of this.

Everyone knows that in the mid-70s, the Iranians hated Alan Arkin.

‘Argo’ is a movie that wants Ben Affleck to direct it. Ben Affleck says, “take a number, movie.”