It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a turd…

I’m definitely not going to the moon now.

Director: Gonzalo Lopez-Gallago Cast: Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen, Ryan Robbins Synopsis: Decades-old found footage from NASA‘s abandone Apollo 18 mission, where two American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals…

The biggest mystery here is “Who found their footage on the moon?”

That goes for you too, ‘Final Destination 5′.

Fine. I need the extra time to get my taxes in anyways.

Here’s a look at ‘Apollo 18′, a movie in ‘Cloverfield’-esque handheld NauseaVision that tells the story of a secret NASA flight to poke a stick at moon-beasts.

Check out this new poster for Apollo 18. Apparently, there’s a reason we’ve never gone back to the moon, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we’re about 14 trillion in debt.

Faced with the challenge of not being able to decimate any landmarks has given Roland Emmerich cold feet. It came as a surprise when the Independence Day and 2012 director signed on the direct the low-budget, “found footage” alien invasion flick The Zone, given the ginormous budgets with which he’s used to working.

Ground control to Major Harvey . The Weinstein Co. is preparing to launch production of Apollo 18, a film about the Apollo 18 moon mission. The project, which will be produced by Timur Bekmambetov and directed by Trevor Cawood, is based on the screenplay by Brian Miller.