Screen Junkies » animal horror http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:04:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Chelsea Handler Was Attacked By A Sea Lion http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/chelsea-handler-was-attacked-by-a-sea-lion/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/chelsea-handler-was-attacked-by-a-sea-lion/#comments Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:58:51 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=250861 Everybody's a critic.

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When you make a living by skewering pop culture with brutal honesty, it’s only natural that you open yourself up to attacks. Not only from Joan Rivers, but all manner of beast. Chelsea Handler was attacked by a sea lion while recently paddle boarding and had a chunk bitten out of her leg. She revealed her bandages on a recent episode of Chelsea Lately, and went on to explain how she survived this harrowing ordeal.

“I just remember from being on safari the guy was like, ‘Just make loud noises.’ So I’m in the water with one arm in the paddle board and I [made noises] and it worked! It really worked.”

So there you have it. Loud noises. For future reference, you can also make things go away by showing them episodes of Are You There, Chelsea? (US Weekly)

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9 Greatest Movie Animal Escapes http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/9-greatest-movie-animal-escapes/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/9-greatest-movie-animal-escapes/#comments Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:32:22 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=232961 The Army of the Twelve Monkeys has attacked Ohio!

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As if Ohio weren’t a dangerous enough place to live, citizens in Zanesville are now being urged to stay indoors after 48 exotic animals escaped from a local nature preserve. Local authorities are now hunting tigers, lions, wolves, bears, and other exotic creatures after they were freed from The Muskingum County Animal Farm. The farm’s owner was found dead while all of the cage doors were left open.

Cause of death in unknown at this time, and the release of the animals remains clouded in mystery. The only fact we have is that there is a town in Ohio being besieged by several aggressive animals. It’s awesome. Just like a movie. As such, Ohio should check out these nine movie animal escapes. What they learn might just save their lives.

12 Monkeys

Are far as radical terrorist groups go, The Army of the Twelve Monkeys kind of suck at what they do. Yeah, sure, they’re revered by citizens in the future because of the release of a killer virus. But, in truth, they weren’t responsible for its release. That was just lucky timing. All they really did was f*ck up traffic in Philly by releasing a bunch of zoo animals.

Free Willy

When his life in captivity is threatened by Michael Ironside’s greedy amusement park owner hoping to cash in a huge insurance settlement, Willy the Orca has no choice but to escape. Along with the help of a young boy, he escapes his tank and leaps to his freedom without crushing his savior. Suck it, Michael Ironside!!

Homeward Bound

Believing they’ve been abandoned by their vacationing owners, two dogs and a cat escape their pet-sitter and begin their trek home. These idiots fall in rivers, fight mountain lions, get attacked by porcupines, and then later, run away from their saviors. Nothing like this would have happened had they been crated.

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