Andy Rooney
’60 Minutes’ Give Big Ups To Andy Rooney
Monday, November 7 by

Morley Safer pours a sip.

"Back in my day, sex toys didn't resemble toys."
5 Actors And Actresses Who Are Older Than Andy Rooney
Monday, October 3 by

Damn, that’s old.

So long, Andy...
Andy Rooney’s Forgotten Film Reviews
Wednesday, September 28 by

“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”

Andy Rooney Is Out of Touch
Monday, May 10 by

Andy Rooney went on "60 Minutes" last night and basically explained that he’s old as he decomposed in front of us. He doesn’t understand your Lady Gagas and your Ushers….

ANDY ROONEY REVIEWS ‘BRUNO’
Tuesday, July 7 by

By Andy Rooney, of CBS's "60 Minutes"My primary care physician has recommended that I find a way to put more exercise into my daily routine. Normally I avoid all forms of physical exertion, but seeing as I’m no spring chicken anymore I decided it might be in my best interest to take him up on his suggestion.  I wouldn’t want to die and miss out on this newfangled digital television.  (Sometimes it’s hard to convey sarcasm through writing.  So let me just tell you last night I almost electrocuted myself walking into the HDTV my son bought me for Christmas.  It thought it was a doorway to the beach and I had my metal detector in hand.  Turns out I forgot to turn off the Travel Channel.)