I have to draw her...
Anderson Cooper Kicks ‘Barbie Mom’ Off His Show
Wednesday, May 23 by

He calls his guest “dreadful!” How delightfully Victorian!

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.
Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show
Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

"I haven't laughed this hard since that Earthquake in Japan!"
In Honor Of Anderson Cooper: 9 Videos Of Reporters Losing Their Sh*t
Thursday, August 18 by

Laugh it up, fuzz ball…

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9 Other Journalists Who Need To Get Punched
Wednesday, February 2 by

What right did those Egyptians have to attack him, especially when there are so many other journalists worthy of a beating. Here are 9 examples.

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Egypt Keeps Beating Up Our Anchors
Wednesday, February 2 by

The economically-depressed angry mobs of Egypt have absolutely no respect for our highly-paid news anchors.

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Pee-wee Herman Has A Drinking Problem
Monday, January 17 by

Bad things always happen when Pee-wee leaves the playhouse.

‘The Dilemma’ In Hot Water For Pointing Out Gayness Of Electric Cars
Friday, October 8 by

SOMEBODY GOT TOLD.
Like all great vanguards, Vince Vaughn has come under fire for his radical views. The funniest part of the unfunny trailer for The Dilemma features Vaughn addressing a room with the line, "Electric cars… are gay," and now, a month later, controversy has sparked.
Rumored electric car lover Anderson Cooper went on "Ellen" and flagged the line as offensive. "I was shocked that not only they put it in the movie," Cooper told DeGeneres. "But that they thought that it was okay to put that in a preview for the movie to get people to go and see it." Just like the trailer for Vaughn's Couple's Retreat, the offensive material will be removed. Not to defend Vaughn's fictional choice of words, but I have to agree he has a point. A car you plug into the wall? C'mon. (Deadline)