Just like in real life, it takes a LOT of naked breasts to assuage the tedium of adulthood.

Get ya nostalgia on.

Vigara and Warm Apple Pie…

MILFs!

They’re back and man are they ever….they’re back.

Katrina Bowden’s ass steals the show.

Jason Biggs still hurts himself while masturbating after all these years.

Also, Leatherface finds more pretty people to dismember.

The gang is back! Even Thomas Ian Nicholas!

Jay Harrington and Ali Cobrin have signed up for a piece of the pie.

At least the producers of ‘American Reunion’ are adding fresh eye candy into Universal’s penis-squashed new ‘American Pie’.

It’s the Shermanator’s lucky day.

Phew! I was worried an ‘American Pie’ film wouldn’t feature any hot chicks for a second there.

There’s a part in the latest ‘American Pie’ movie for an 18-20 year old hottie. There’s also a part in my movie for one of those too… uh, yeah…

Here’s the ‘American Reunion’ release date, so you know when to avoid the latest ‘American Pie’ movie.

Get along, little doggies.

“This one time….I helped my under-employed former co-stars get work…”

10 things you might want to know about ‘American Reunion’

Hang on tight, cause we’re about to hit a new low.