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_{Amanda Seyfried Has Some Questions to Answer (Moviefone)}

_{Jesse Jayne Has Some Questions to Answer (Asylum)}

_{Shia Disses Papa Bear, Michael Bay (PopEater)}

_{5 Ways to Clean Up An Oil Spill (HolyTaco)}

_{G.I. Joe 2 Has a Script? (FilmDrunk)}

_{Suck It, Terrence Howard! (UnReality)}

_{Pedobear May Be the Predators New Mascot (Total Pro Sports)}

_{Real Life MacGrubers (Maxim)}

_{Xande Ribeiro Eyeing Contract With UFC (Cage Potato)}

_{Is Miley Cyrus Whoring Her Way to the Top? (CelebJihad)}

_{World’s Most Badass Illustrator Ever: R.I.P. (Smosh)}

_{Where’s This Generation’s Freddy Krueger? (Pajiba)}

_{Last 10 Seconds of Lost Challenge (Atom)}

_{How To Booby Trap Your Apartment (MadeMan)}

_{World’s Tiniest Redneck (AllLeftTurns)}

Of course, none of this would be a problem if we just exposed our children to R-Rated topics at an early age. We suggest Hollywood partner with children’s book publishers to help introduce kids to R-Rated fare as early as the kids can read. 

Here’s our list of required reading:

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