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‘The Rum Diary’ Actress Amber Heard
Tuesday, November 1 by

Less rum, more bikinis.

They just can't compete with streaming porn.
‘The Playboy Club’ Lasted Longer Than We Thought, Cancelled After Two Episodes
Tuesday, October 4 by

Apparently, sort of looking like ‘Mad Men’ will help your show last two episodes. After that, it has to be good.

I guess this is what people thought was sexy in the 60's. Or what NBC thinks is sexy in 2011. No wonder they're in last place.
The Sultry Girls Of ‘The Playboy Club’
Friday, September 30 by

Since it’s on network TV, it’s PG, but it’s a very hard PG.

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Amber Heard Sunbathes Naked In ‘The Rum Diary’ Trailer
Friday, August 26 by

Puerto Rico seems pretty chill.

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NBC’s ‘Playboy Club’ Is Too Risque For Mormon Families, Not Risque Enough For Everyone Else
Monday, June 13 by

Maybe the money they save could be put toward a spinoff like “7th Heaven: Salt Lake City,” or “Law & Order: Special Pleasant Family Dinner Unit”

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‘The Ward’ Trailer Might Hurt A Little
Wednesday, May 25 by

John Carpenter is back, and crazier than ever.

Bunny Women, Yes. Wonder Women, No.
UPDATED: NBC Likes ‘Playboy’ Women, Not ‘Wonder’ Women
Thursday, May 12 by

Yesterday, NBC picked up a bunch of girlie shows for girlie girls. Today it’s all about odd dramas, or “oddmas” as I call them.

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Will NBC’S ‘Playboy’ Feature The Nudity That Shocked 1950s America?
Thursday, March 31 by

NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”

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Johnny Depp’s Second Hunter S. Thompson Movie Has A Release Date
Tuesday, March 29 by

Put the tab on your tongue and relax, man.

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Review: Drive Angry 3D
Friday, February 25 by

It’s like a whole movie of the bear suit scene from Wicker Man.

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Drive Angry
Saturday, February 19 by

Director: Patrick Lussier Cast: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard Synopsis: A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his wife and kidnapped his daughter. Release Date:…

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Amber Heard Latest Actress To Probably Not Play ‘Red Sonja’
Thursday, February 10 by

After the false start a few years back that only resulted in a Rose McGowan with sexy red hair poster, it looks like the project is back up.

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Amber Heard In Talks To Not Get Naked In NBC’s ‘Playboy.’
Wednesday, February 2 by

It’s unclear what role she’d play, but she definitely won’t be naked. Thanks, NBC.

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‘Drive Angry’ Motion Poster Moves Its Way Into Our Hearts
Friday, January 28 by

The ‘Drive Angry’ motion poster is everything it promises to be: a poster that sort of moves.

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Amber Heard Looking All Kinds Of Fine In ‘Drive Angry’ Pics
Tuesday, January 18 by

Check out this batch of ‘Drive Angry’ stills that focus on Amber Heard’s performance as Attractive Girl Who Inexplicably Hangs Out with Nicolas Cage.

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The Ward
Friday, January 14 by

Director: John Carpenter Cast: Amber Heard, Danielle Panabaker, Mika Boorem, Jared Harris Synopsis: A thriller centered on an institutionalized young woman who becomes terrorized by a ghost. Release Date: January…

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John Carpenter Emerges with The Ward, Now Can Go Away Again
Thursday, January 6 by

By all accounts, John Carpenter has been off his game for the past, I don’t know, 20 or so years. Consequently, his hiatus during the past nine hasn’t been met with too much public outcry.

‘Hellraiser’ Remake Picks Up A Director And Possibly Amber Heard
Monday, October 18 by

Let's raise a little hell.
Looks like Amber Heard is now Hell's go-to girl when it is breaking loose. Last week we all had a good laugh at the Drive Angry 3D trailer, starring Heard and Nicolas Cage, and today there's news that she may join the on-again, off-again Hellraiser remake. It's reported that lazily-named director Christian E. Christiansen has signed on, and that producers hope to get Heard for their new teen-friendly take on the franchise. We'll keep you posted as the more sanitzed Heckraiser heads toward a start date. (Bloody Disgusting)

‘Drive Angry 3D’ Trailer Makes Good On Its Title
Thursday, October 14 by

How you gonna mess with Nic Cage‘s hair like that?! Summit has dropped the trailer for Drive Angry 3D. Patrick Lussier directs Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, William Fichtner, and David…

Nicolas Cage and Amber Heard Need A New Radiator In ‘Drive Angry 3D’ Poster
Thursday, October 14 by

Bad news about Hell, you guys. It's going to break loose. All of it. I know we've all been working hard to keep it intact, but unfortunately Nicolas Cage and his leadfoot have just angrily driven through all our well-laid plans. Very sorry.
Why they chose this awkward interaction between Cage and Amber Heard for this Drive Angry poster is beyond me. She looks uncomfortable and he looks pissed. He must have tried to kiss her and she pulled away. Now he's driving her back to her parent's house. Also, what's with the flames? You'd better replace your radiator, bro. (ShockTilYouDrop)

Amber Heard and Rosamund Pike Might Enroll in ‘X-Men: First Class.’ Michael Fassbender May Drop Out
Monday, June 14 by

With production slated to begin soon for X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn had better start convincing some attractive people to wear silly costumes. If this rumor is to be believed, he's doing exactly that. The Playlist picked up on a story in Production Weekly that 20th Century Fox has "strong interest" in bringing Amber Heard on to play a younger Mystique and former Bond Girl Rosamund Pike to play Moira MacTaggert. At this point consider this news merely a rumor. But to be certain someone had better check Amber's crevices for residual blue bodypaint. Then and only then, can we be certain she tested for the part. I nominate myself.And speaking of camera tests, the same article reports that Magneto shoe-in Michael Fassbender is not interested in testing for the role. What's his problem? Fear of helmet hair? They have CGI to correct that, Michael.

‘The Joneses’ Actress Amber Heard
Wednesday, April 14 by

Amber Heard has experience playing the "naughty hot chick" and the "nice hot chick." She starred in All The Boys Love Mandy Lane," which no one had a chance to see, and The Informers, which is worse than bamboo chutes in the peehole.A word from Amber: "I love to cook. When I'm away I miss my pots and pans and my spices."Then giiiiit in the kitchen, woman! Sorry, I had to take that one. Feel free to flick off the screen.More spicy pics of Amber after the jump.

Amber Heard Rides Shotgun in Nic Cage’s ‘Drive Angry’
Monday, March 1 by

National hero Amber Heard will be stretching her acting abilities to the brink of snapping by pretending to be attracted to Nicolas Cage in the upcoming Drive Angry. Cage plays a crazy, road-ragin' grandpa on the hunt for those who murdered his daughter and kidnapped his grandbaby. Heard will play a diner employee who joins Cage during the high octane rampage. The splatterfest is being directed by My Bloody Valentine 3D's Patrick Lussier and, yes, it will be in ass-puckering 3D.This 3D craze is really pushing itself too far. Nicolas Cage popping off-screen is terrifying enough to clear a theater. It would be like showing Encino Man a documentary about the railroads. (THR)

NEW TRAILER FOR ‘THE STEPFATHER’
Thursday, June 18 by

The trailer for The Stepfather remake (or is it reimagining?) hit the web today, and it sets a tone not unlike other horror/slasher movie trailers.  Expect quick cuts and flash frames to raise the tension, and Amber Heard in a bikini to raise, well…  The film basically follows the premise of the original except this time the kid is a boy, he has younger siblings, and his soon-to-be stepfather is the guy from Nip/Tick and not the guy from Lost.  Oh, and Amber Heard is in a bikini.Today's Top Links:   Melissa Rogers At Work And Play (GorillaMask) 8 More Accurate College Mascots (HolyTaco) Adam Sandler In More Fake Movies (FilmDrunk) The 10 Dumbest Moments In Wheel Of Fortune History (Manofest) The Most Badass Toothbrush Travel Case Ever (Walyou) A Bride Of Frankenstein Remake Might Happen (Pajiba) 5 Celebrity Careers Launched By Ethnic Makeovers (Cracked) Guide To The Girls Of Summer '09 (CoedMagazine) Diego Sanchez Talks About Getting A Title Shot (CagePotato) Pixely Awesome Videogame Blankets (UnrealityMag) Obama And Other Dudes Awesome Enough To Kill Flies (Asylum) Tim Tebow Is A Fan Of The Olive Garden (BustedCoverage) 5 Funny Movie Characters Who Are Unintelligible (Uncoached) 8 Inventions From The Year 2019 (RegretfulMorning) Father's Day Gifts: Food And Drink Edition (BachelorGuy) 2009-2010 College Football Bowl Schedule (MoondogSports) Nascar-Themed Summer Blockbusters (AllLeftTurns)  

The Stepfather (2009)
Thursday, June 18 by

Director: Nelson McCormickCast: Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward, Amber HeardSynopsis: Michael Harding returns home from military school to find his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend, David. As the two men get to know each other, Michael becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand. Is he really the man of her dreams or could David be hiding a dark side?