Screen Junkies » alyson hannigan http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Dec 2014 20:27:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.3 ‘American Reunion’ Red Band Highlights The Dangers Of Unsupervised Masturbation http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/american-reunion-red-band-highlights-the-dangers-of-unsupervised-masturbation/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/american-reunion-red-band-highlights-the-dangers-of-unsupervised-masturbation/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:59:45 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=232316 Jason Biggs still hurts himself while masturbating after all these years.

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Jason Biggs must have a cursed penis or something. Here he is in the red band trailer for American Reunion trying to enjoy some tug-time and once again, his plans go hazardously awry. Over the years he’s masturbated in front of his mom, got caught humping pie, and glued himself to himself. I don’t understand how he ever managed to create a child. Let alone one capable of opening doors.

God must really hate this guy.

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Dania Ramirez “Fills Out” ‘American Reunion’ Cast (Boob-Wise) http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/dania-ramirez-fills-out-american-reunion-cast-boob-wise/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/dania-ramirez-fills-out-american-reunion-cast-boob-wise/#comments Tue, 31 May 2011 23:22:03 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=214149 At least the producers of 'American Reunion' are adding fresh eye candy into Universal's penis-squashed new 'American Pie'.

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At least the producers of American Reunion are adding some more fresh eye candy into Universal’s penis-squashed new American Pie.

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American Reunion takes place at the high school reunion of the original cast. If this succeeds at the box office, I guess the Naked Mile kids will get a direct to DVD reunion movie and I will feel old. Dania Ramirez (“Heroes”) will play Finch’s love interest Trisha in the latest entry to the series. (In a related note, remember Finch?) Trisha was an “ugly duckling” in school who grew into a superhot adult Knowing 90s teen movies, all she probably had to do was take off her glasses to be hot. I guess not all high school kids are lucky enough to be the subject of a bet.

Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg are writing and producing. Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott and Alyson Hannigan are all returning. (Variety)

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Alyson Hannigan Graces ‘American Reunion’ With Her Presence http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/alyson-hannigan-graces-american-reunion-with-her-presence/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/alyson-hannigan-graces-american-reunion-with-her-presence/#comments Mon, 11 Apr 2011 23:58:33 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=206557 "This one time....I helped my under-employed former co-stars get work..."

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The one actor that doesn’t have a compelling reason (read: hunger and rent) to return to the American Pie franchise is doing it anyway. Alyson Hannigan, a star of the popular CBS sitcom “How I Met Your Mother” is gonna join up with Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, and the rest of the gang for American Reunion.

Maybe this will finally be the installment where she puts that flute in her p*ssy.

Of course, her character in the film is married and has a child with Jason Bigg’s Jim, so that could just be really gross. In fact, her relationship with Jim forms the crux of this entry, so perhaps she just got tired of Eddie Kaye Thomas’ voicemails telling her she should TOTALLY do it, cause “remember how much fun we had on those old ones? Wasn’t that awesome?” (Deadline)

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