Here’s a rundown of the awards, which I edited myself by removing the student category:

BEST EDITED FEATURE FILM (DRAMATIC):

“The Social Network”

Angus Wall, A.C.E. & Kirk Baxter

BEST EDITED FEATURE FILM (COMEDY OR MUSICAL):

“Alice in Wonderland”

Chris Lebenzon, A.C.E.

BEST EDITED ANIMATED FEATURE FILM:

“Toy Story 3”

Ken Schretzmann & Lee Unkrich, A.C.E.

BEST EDITED HALF-HOUR SERIES FOR TELEVISION:

“Modern Family: Family Portrait”

Jonathan Schwartz

BEST EDITED ONE-HOUR SERIES FOR COMMERCIAL TELEVISION:

“The Walking Dead: Days Gone Bye”

Hunter Via

BEST EDITED ONE-HOUR SERIES FOR NON-COMMERCIAL TELEVISION:

“Treme: Do You Know What it Means”

Kate Sanford, A.C.E. & Alexander Hall

BEST EDITED MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE FOR TELEVISION:

“Temple Grandin

Leo Trombetta, A.C.E.

BEST EDITED DOCUMENTARY:

“Exit Through the Gift Shop”

Tom Fulford & Chris King

BEST EDITED REALITY SERIES:

If You Really Knew Me: “Colusa High”

Rob Goubeaux, Jeremy Gantz, Hilary Scratch, Ken Yankee, Mark S. Andrew, A.C.E., Heather Miglin, John Skaare &amp Paul J. Coyne

So for all you potential editors and editoresses out there, keep this moment in mind and don’t forget to cut back to it when you need a little inspiration. Sorry, I can’t do much with editing jokes, come on. (via Variety)

It’s official: Sam Raimi is on board to direct Disney’s Wizard of Oz prequel. Robert Downey Jr. has also been confirmed, and will play the titular Wizard. The film will explore the character’s rise from a circus wrangler in Kansas to a great and powerful sorcerer in the land of Oz.

Based on the success of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland, Disney has high hopes for the prequel. Like Alice, Oz is a new spin on a classic children’s tale and will be shot in 3D. But unlike Alice, Oz will not be eerily similar to every other film Tim Burton has ever made. (Deadline)

Someone finally caught on to the fact that Tim Burton loves the adjective "creepy" like a fat kid loves cake. Even the room he holds his development meetings in is creepy. Burton’s creative team seems to be over the whole "spiral staircase" motif, but the director marches on. Play that wild-eyed man off, Danny Elfman!

It has been announced that screeching retard Avril Lavigne will contribute a song to Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland soundtrack. The song, entilted "Alice Underground", has been selected for the soundtrack and is reportedly going to be the first single off her upcoming album Daddy I$$uez (working title). Alice in Wonderland‘s soundtrack will also include songs by All Time Low and an ungodly collaboration from Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy. Wentz points out that this collaboration is only for fun and will not lead to a future band or project. Though if they are to ever combine their forces, might I recommend the band name SHART? It seems appropriate given the key ingredients of this union. (MTV)

I’m pretty sure that if I attended this tea party I would be the biscuit this motley crew served their LSD on. Who is the Mad Hatter’s interior designer anyway? You can’t mix multi-colored tablecloths and then just place a caterpillar on a giant mushroom in the foyer. It ruins the whole flow of the space!

This new art proves to be just as trippy as the most recent trailer, and I’m not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing. I still haven’t decided if I’m excited about this new Tim Burton cacophony of mental wails, but a few Xanax might change my mind. (via JoBlo) 

Good God, Johnny Depp, what is wrong with you? Looks like Mama took a bottle of her happy pills and put on some makeup for her rendez-vous with Death. Aces, Tim Burton! You’ve officially put your stamp on one of the most beloved stories of all time and turned it into a Disney film that’s sure to have kids pissing all over their Mickey Mouse bedsheets.

Below is the brand spankin’ new trailer for Alice in Wonderland. It offers a bunch of footage we haven’t seen before, as well as additional trippy and tripping characters coming out of the meth-soaked woodwork. It will be attached to Avatar this weekend in glorious 3D. Do a stoner check before you take your seat in the theater. The last thing you want is your neighbor tweaking when The Mad Hatter’s eyes peer into his soul.

Alice in Wonderland Trailer 3 – Watch more Funny Videos

Spike TV hit us with the good stuff last on the Scream Awards, and no I’m not talking about the captivating evening of the award show itself. We get another look at basically the first trailer for Alice in Wonderland, except this time the producers threw in some extra tiny morsels to place on tip of your tongue and let melt into your bloodstream.

All the classic Tim Burton elements are present, except of course for Johnny Depp who, wait a minute, is that Depp in creepy contact lenses?! Well this changes everything. Whether or not you think Alice is going to be awesome it’s probably going to be awesome, and if you bet against it you will surely suffer the consequences of your friends’ ridicule and swift punches to your vital organs. Hey, I don’t know the content of your friends’ characters.

Never bet against Burton.

Director: Tim Burton

Cast: Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Sheen, Stephen Fry, Crispin Glover, Ann Hathaway

Synopsis: Live action, 3D update of the classic story by Lewis Caroll, about the adventures of a young girl, Alice, who falls into a magical world full of strange characters and darkness behind every corner.