Cumberbatch plays John Harrison, a top Starfleet agent who is now dedicated to f*cking up their sh*t. Against Starfleet’s wishes, Chris Pine‘s Kirk vows to bring Harrison to justice. The young captain seems in over his head as his reckless pursuit of the terrorist puts his crew and loved ones in jeopardy.

Now, back to Alice Eve in her underwear. The not-easily-distracted folks at TrekMovie noticed an URL hidden in the shot of Ms. Eve showing off her space panties which did not lead to more pictures of Eve sadly. Instead, it revealed the film’s new international poster. How did I not notice that? Just think of all the coded messages I may have missed by oogling actresses in their underwear all these years?

As previously reported, The Raven stars John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe in the final days of his life. Luke Evans plays a detective who teams with Poe when a vicious serial killer kidnaps the author’s really hot fiancee (Alice Eve) and begins modeling his killings after Poe’s work. Talk about commitment from a writer. I doubt you’d see Tucker Max on the scene with a magnifying glass if a killer were to start murdering women in the douchiest ways possible.

The Raven opens in theaters March 9th, 2012. (Bloody Disgusting)

The production have yet to shoot the sequence that shows Will Smith’s Agent J in 1969, where he meets Josh Brolin as Young Tommy Lee Jones and Alice Eve as Young Emma Thompson. Perhaps those are the scenes that need the most work according to Sony. Either that or they want more jokes about how Elvis could totally secretly be an alien. (Deadline)

Anyway, there’s no more information on the nature of the role, like whether she will be the main villain or not. This is also interesting, considering Snyder has previously denied that General Zod was going to be in the movie. Maybe Ursa is flying solo? I have to admit that “Kneel before Ursa!” is really doing it for me. (via SlashFilm)

With limey bastard Henry Cavill as Supes, the girls up for this big mystery part are Diane Kruger (Inglourious Basterds), Rosamund Pike (Surrogates) and Alice Eve (She’s Out of My League). It’s hard to say who’d be right for the part, because the role is more mysterious sounding than The Phantom Zone. They’re all sufficiently blonde and bombshellish, so all we know for now is that the parade of beautiful women continues in-and-out of Snyder’s office. Zack Snyder, you tricky cad. (FirstShowing)

Alice Eve and Luke Evans, but mainly Alice Eve, have joined the cast of The Raven. John Cusack is already on board to don the ascot of that waaaaaaaacky author Edgar Allan Poe. Evans will play a "detective who partners with Poe to search for a serial killer who has kidnapped the author’s fiance (Eve) and has gone on a murders spree that mimics the author’s work." Just like it happens in the classic novel!

James McTeigue (V for Vendetta) will begin shooting the film November 9, with Budapest and Serbia standing in for 1849 Baltimore. Things haven’t changed much there in the past 160 years. (THR)

Our fears that Alice Eve would never land another movie role again have been waylaid. She’s actually starring in the confined space thriller ATM. Originally, it was reported that Adventureland‘s Margarita Levieva was playing the role but now that appears to have been misinformation. Either that or Margarita suffers from claustrophobia, or co-star Josh Peck. Sounds plausible. He was a child actor after all.

ATM is filming now in Winnipeg with David Brooks directing from a script by Buried‘s Chris Sparling. ATM‘s plot came to be when Buried producer Peter Safran essentially asked Sparling, "Hey. Wanna milk this contained thriller sh*t?" Sparling’s response, of course, was a resounding "F**k yeah!" (via The Playlist)

We (me) were very excited at the news that Alice Eve was in talks to play the precariously-clothed Emma Frost in Matthew Vaughn‘s X-Men: First Class. You were all instructed to get down to your local wishing wells with an sh*t ton of pennies, and wish this thing into reality. So, what the hell? Today it’s reported that talks have fallen through, and "Mad Men" actress January Jones will be filling the role.

Nothing against Jones, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! We were so close to combining this:

with this:

Now we’ll never know what that looks like because you guys didn’t wish hard enough. Somebody owes me pennies. (Deadline)

The Maxim spread for X-Men: First Class is shaping up to be AWESOME. We’ve known for awhile that Amber Heard and Rosamund Pike may sign on to play gorgeous mutants in Matthew Vaughn‘s prequel. Now there’s word that Alice Eve is in talks to play the role of Emma Frost. This more than makes up for her not making the cut for Captain America. If we’re all very good and wish really hard, this could become a reality. Those uncertain as to why this is an extremely important matter need only refer to the picture below:

Everybody clear? Good. Now get your asses down to the local wishing well. And bring a sh*tload of pennies. (Deadline)

With the news that Emily Blunt told Marvel they could cram their Peggy Carter role up their puckering crap-crave (I’m paraphrasing), we were left with Keira Knightley and Alice Eve in the running to play Captain America‘s leading lady. E! reports that Knightley told Marvel to squat on a pineapple (paraphrasing again), which means that She’s Out of My League‘s Eve is the frontrunner for the role.

Or once again, one of the frontrunners for the role rather. It was also announced that British actress Hayley Atwell is now up for the part. Damn it, people making Captain America. Just pick already. The sooner you finish casting, the sooner we can laugh at Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan in their ridiculous spandex costumes. (Eats Easy Mac with air of superiority, spills on Pokemon shirt).

Alice Eve is my new favorite thing on the planet. That’s right, I like her even more than dogs dressed up as bananas. Alice is getting her first starring role as the 10 in She’s Out Of My League, but you may also know her from a little film called Crossing Over. I’m not saying you’ve seen the film, I’m just saying you’ve Googled the words “Alice Eve Crossing Over.”

A word from Alice: “There is an acting gene that has been passed down to me by my parents. It’s nature, not nurture”

There are a couple of other traits that must have been passed down as well. A couple of fine, fine traits.

Check out more of Alice’s good genes after the jump.

What a punum on this one. The vein in the forehead really sells it for me. In this red-band clip from She’s Out of My League, Jay Baruchel tries to hold it in for Alice Eve, but, understandably, fails. I WISH I had the opportunity to destroy a pair of Dockers due to Alice-Eve-friction on my sensitive areas. She wouldn’t even have to touch. A simple glance would send me twitching and flopping to the ground. Oh pretty ladies, how they make standing in line at Subway such a chore.

Tell us your birthday to check out the red-band clip here, and try to control yourself.

Have you brosefs seen the trailer for She’s Out Of My League? It has babes, bros, and ejaculation jokes. All that’s missing is Eugene Levy and his dead horse beating stick. Dude, rock on! Let’s drink brews and listen to Asher Roth! UR my boy, Blue!!

The movie looks like a cousin to Miss March, The Hottie & the Nottie, and Euro-Trip and there’s a good reason for that. It was written by Hot Tub Time Machine and Sex Drive‘s Sean Anders and John Morris, who learned English by reading Maxim magazine. Jay Baruchel and TJ Miller are solid comedic actors so let’s hope this movie has some bite that they’re just not showing. Apart from Alice Eve, there’s nothing worth looking at in this trailer. Watch for yourself but this almost looks as bad as Cop Out.

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