_{Go from the outside in.}

The first trailer for Resident Evil: Afterlife really wanted you to know that the film is in 3D. This one also wants you to know that it’s in 3D, but it has kind of a story sort of too. Milla Jovovich is back as Alice, and she’ fighting more zombies and umbrellas, only this time with the help of an old friend — Ali Larter back as Claire. The guy from "Prison Break" (Wentworth Miller), who plays Claire’s brother, helps the two aggressive females try and take back Los Angeles from the walking dead. 

The film is directed be Paul W.S. Anderson, the other, worse Paul Anderson in the helming game. He directed the first Resident Evil movie, wrote the other two, and I guess decided he wanted to tell his wife how to throw stuff that will be added in later at the camera for the 3D installment of Resident Evil. One question: why is this thing coming out in IMAX? Aren’t those screens being used for films like, I don’t know…Inception. I realize that Resident Evil: Afterlife doesn’t come out until September, but Inception should still be in IMAX then. The studio must be banking on the fact that audiences will never tire of axes flying at their faces.

Check out the trailer after the jump…

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Cast: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Wentworth Miller

Synopsis: In a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the Undead, Alice (Jovovich), continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety.

^{I feel like I’m there. Wow.}

Thanks again James Cameron. Your need to develop and deliver a richer viewing experience to movie audiences has caused a ripple effect that cannot be stopped. Not only are ticket prices more expensive as a result, but now a new dimension of evil has been unleashed. Not cool, man. Evil was bad enough before.

The Hell gate you opened is this trailer for Resident Evil: Afterlife, and I’ve half a mind to force you to watch it. I should also mention that this is a 3D movie. I’m not sure if that point was driven home by the throwing stars or the sword throwing or the sunglasses throwing. The only thing missing is Milla Jovovich facing camera while playing paddle-ball.

Watch the trailer after the jump but be careful not to put an eye out.

Resident Evil Afterlife Trailer – Watch more Funny Videos

Ali Larter wore the whip cream bikini seen ’round the world.  We all remember, and it’s the only time we ever wished we were James Van Der Beek.  Okay, maybe also in Dawson’s Creek a few times when him and Katie Holmes got cozy, but that’s it.  Ali’s starred in Heroes as Nicky since the show’s beginning, but as of yet has not donned a whip cream bikini in any of the episodes.  Hey Heroes producers, Sweeps is coming up soon.  Wink wink.  WINK!

A word from Ali: “I hate pretty-looking boys. I’d rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who’s in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.”

Hmmmm, somehow I doubt this.  Ali recently got married and I’m almost positive the lucky guy doesn’t resemble Artie Lange.  No one wants that, Ali.  No one.

Evidence that someone’s been going to the gym after the jump!