He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”

In all fairness, he didn’t say anything he wouldn’t say to his own family.

He’s so chill with Russell Brand.

The Wright Brothers would be appalled.

You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin!

The show must go on, even if Jack leaves.

He cast Roberto Benigni for the Rome production, in keeping with Italian law.

Baldwin got a Twitter, too.

It’s hard to rhyme ‘Boneta’.

Will he yell at Mark Wahlberg in a thick Boston accent?

He’s back in.

And it’s not called ‘The Wrong Picture’ anymore.

Liz needs a break, Jack needs a wife, and Jenna needs wool.

Bryan Cranston is blowing up faster and hotter than a meth lab explosion.

Alec Baldwin looks better as a toon.

For those saying Alec Baldwin is a bitter, jaded Hollywood monster: He still beams after one-night stands with models.

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin.

Your little sister might be excited that Diego Gonzalez Boneta (“Pretty Little Liars,” “90210″) will officially star in ‘Rock of Ages’. See how dreamy he is?

This set is going to be a paparazzi feeding frenzy.

Paramount thought they could make a Chris Pine-starring Jack Ryan film before ‘Star Trek 2′. They thought wrong.

Amy Adams wants to know what love is.

No, these movies are not just gonna sit on an executive’s shelf as multi-million dollar dust catchers. They’re coming to theaters.