Screen Junkies » Adrian Grenier http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 25 Nov 2014 21:39:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 7 Reasons I Stopped Watching ‘Entourage’ Years Ago http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/7-reasons-i-stopped-watching-entourage-years-ago/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/7-reasons-i-stopped-watching-entourage-years-ago/#comments Mon, 12 Sep 2011 17:39:06 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=227935 When you can name seven reasons you dislike a show, it's time to stop watching.

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HBO aired the final episode of Entourage last night, but as far as I’m concerned, that crap went off the air in 2007. Though it was occasionally fun in the beginning, the show tanked soon after, and I wasn’t patient enough to watch it recover. And from what I hear, it seems like it never did. So, we pour a Budweiser on the concrete for the second douchiest show on television (RW/RR Challenge holds the top spot) with this rundown of what went wrong and drove viewers away and why hot chicks weren’t enough to keep us watching.

Predictable

Vince is up for a big movie. Oh no, Vince isn’t going to do the movie. Oh wait, now Vince is going to do the movie. Vince needs to get on a flight. Oh no, flights are sold out! Oh wait, Kanye West will give Vince a ride in his private jet. There’s no conflict or consequences and the plot’s suffer because of it. I only like to watch things work out in my own life. I need plot twists and character growth to hold my interest.

Product Placement

Though producers try their best to sometimes integrate products into the plot, Entourage really isn’t much more than a gigantic advertisement. For instance, Budweiser. It’s everywhere all of the time. You would think that the suave, millionaire star of Aquaman would have something a bit more refined than sudsy piss water on hand for his hot model party guests. Also, how about an episode where we see Turtle have to bring all of those bottles to the recycling center? If he really has an expensive sneaker habit to support, he’d be all over those deposit fees.

This Guy

Everyday is Christmas for this guy and it makes no sense. Yes, he can drive well and he’s got good weed, but other than that, he’s just taking, taking, taking. He sleeps in Vince’s house, drinks Vince’s Budweiser (see above), and tries to sleep with the girls that Vince didn’t feel like sleeping with. Oh, and you just know this asshole has never done a dish in his life.

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Another ‘Entourage’ Season 7 Trailer With the Usual Drama and Drama http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/another-entourage-season-7-trailer-with-the-usual-drama-and-drama/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/another-entourage-season-7-trailer-with-the-usual-drama-and-drama/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Turtle takes a hit while covered in gasoline, the dummy. Uuuuuggghhhhh. "Entourage" is coming back and it looks like "Entourage." Vince is having complications with a movie he's starring in (wank), Drama can't get work (wank, wank), Turtle's trying to be an entrepreneur (wankity wank), E's trying to find grown men's suits that fit him and getting all gaga over Sloan (wankity doo), and Ari is yelling at people about agency expansion, growth, and erections (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank). These are what we at SJ like to call "rich man problems." Not having enough water to fill your cup of Ramen Noodles up to the indented line, that's a poor man problem. Unless your Turtle. I guess for him that could be a considered a rich man problem. The kid's gotta eat. "Entourage" premieres on HBO Sunday June 27th at 10:30PM EST.  Check out the trailer after the jump...

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Turtle takes a hit while covered in gasoline, the dummy.

Uuuuuggghhhhh. "Entourage" is coming back and it looks like "Entourage." Vince is having complications with a movie he’s starring in (wank), Drama can’t get work (wank, wank), Turtle’s trying to be an entrepreneur (wankity wank), E’s trying to find grown men’s suits that fit him and getting all gaga over Sloan (wankity doo), and Ari is yelling at people about agency expansion, growth, and erections (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank). These are what we at SJ like to call "rich man problems." Not having enough water to fill your cup of Ramen Noodles up to the indented line, that’s a poor man problem. Unless your Turtle. I guess for him that could be a considered a rich man problem. The kid’s gotta eat.

"Entourage" premieres on HBO Sunday June 27th at 10:30PM EST. 

Check out the trailer after the jump…

 

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‘Entourage’ Season 7 Preview http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/entourage-season-7-preview/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/entourage-season-7-preview/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Things are just peachy keen for Vince and the gang. So much so that they decided to spend the afternoon on the edge of a cliff shootin' the shit, and you better believe HBO was rolling the cameras. Seriously, could they have not come up with a better promo than this for season 7 of "Entourage"? The whole "we're just bros hanging out and living life" schtick got stale in season 3. Newsflash guys: you don't live in the real world! The stakes on the show don't matter because they usually consist of Vince toiling over which hot girl to f*ck. But no matter how it shakes out, he still gets to f*ck a hot girl.  Meanwhile on Main Street, some poor schmo is deciding which kid of his to sacrifice so he can feed the rest of his family. I realize it's not as dire as having zero bars on your iPhone, but it's in the same ballpark. Check out the preview for Season 7 of "Entourage" below.

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Things are just peachy keen for Vince and the gang. So much so that they decided to spend the afternoon on the edge of a cliff shootin’ the shit, and you better believe HBO was rolling the cameras. Seriously, could they have not come up with a better promo than this for season 7 of "Entourage"? The whole "we’re just bros hanging out and living life" schtick got stale in season 3. Newsflash guys: you don’t live in the real world! The stakes on the show don’t matter because they usually consist of Vince toiling over which hot girl to f*ck. But no matter how it shakes out, he still gets to f*ck a hot girl.  Meanwhile on Main Street, some poor schmo is deciding which kid of his to sacrifice so he can feed the rest of his family. I realize it’s not as dire as having zero bars on your iPhone, but it’s in the same ballpark.

Check out the preview for Season 7 of "Entourage" below.

(Videogum)

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Sasha Grey Will Loan Her Chops to ‘Entourage’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/sasha-grey-will-loan-her-chops-to-entourage/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/sasha-grey-will-loan-her-chops-to-entourage/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Professional sex-haver/indie film darling Sasha Gray has landed the role of Vince's girlfriend on the seventh season of "Entourage." From TV Guide: This is by no means a small cameo, but a major role as the new long-term girlfriend of Adrian Grenier’s Vince Chase. “I think Sasha’s going to have a very successful transition,” says Entourage creator Doug Ellin, who was impressed by the performer’s leading role in Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh’s 2009 film, “The Girlfriend Experience.” He won't admit it to TV Guide but Ellin was also impressed by the AVN Adult Movie Award winner's roles in Butt Sex Bonanza, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, Butt Man's Stretch Class 3, Fox Holes, and I Wanna Bang Your Sister.It's said that Vince's new relationship is based off the past relationships of Charlie Sheen, which is a spoiler alert in and of itself. Her character is definitely going to end up dead in a ditch. I imagine that the plotline will require Turtle to dump her in the ocean, but opts for the ravine when he gets worried he'll scuff up his kicks if he drags her that far.

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Professional sex-haver/indie film darling Sasha Gray has landed the role of Vince’s girlfriend on the seventh season of "Entourage." From TV Guide:

This is by no means a small cameo, but a major role as the new long-term girlfriend of Adrian Grenier’s Vince Chase.

“I think Sasha’s going to have a very successful transition,” says Entourage creator Doug Ellin, who was impressed by the performer’s leading role in Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh’s 2009 film, “The Girlfriend Experience.”

He won’t admit it to TV Guide but Ellin was also impressed by the AVN Adult Movie Award winner’s roles in Butt Sex Bonanza, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, Butt Man’s Stretch Class 3, Fox Holes, and I Wanna Bang Your Sister.

It’s said that Vince’s new relationship is based off the past relationships of Charlie Sheen, which is a spoiler alert in and of itself. Her character is definitely going to end up dead in a ditch. I imagine that the plotline will require Turtle to dump her in the ocean, but opts for the ravine when he gets worried he’ll scuff up his kicks if he drags her that far.

 

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‘Entourage’s’ Adrian Grenier Last to Know He Sucks http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/entourages-adrian-grenier-last-to-know-he-sucks/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/entourages-adrian-grenier-last-to-know-he-sucks/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 He got schooled by Matt Damon before and now an unruly concertgoer has jumped on the bandwagon. While performing at Harrah's in Atlantic City with his band The Honey Brothers this past weekend, Adrian Grenier was accosted. "You suck, Grenier!," screamed a heroic citizen after rushing to the front row and throwing a drink at the Entourage star. "Adrian looked shocked," recalls an eyewitness, "Security came running up to the stage and had the guy removed." Umm, to give him a medal I hope. Just kidding. Watch this video below. It's all the proof you need that The Honey Brothers don't suck (at sucking).  (via NY Daily News)

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He got schooled by Matt Damon before and now an unruly concertgoer has jumped on the bandwagon. While performing at Harrah’s in Atlantic City with his band The Hone Brothers this past weekend, Adrian Grenier was accosted. "You suck, Grenier!," screamed a heroic citizen after rushing to the front row and throwing a drink at the Entourage star.

"Adrian looked shocked," recalls an eyewitness, "Security came running up to the stage and had the guy removed." Umm, to give him a medal I hope. Just kidding. Watch this video below. It’s all the proof you need that The Honey Brothers don’t suck (at sucking). 

(via NY Daily News)

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