Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.
Not for the usual reasons.
Another home run for Sandler.
And everyone’s just learning about this now, because no one’s that interested in ‘The Cobbler’.
“I wish I could see David Spade’s face when he finds out there won’t be a Grown Ups 3.”
Turns out he’s sticking with comedy.
Democracy’s a sick joke.
As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.
Hey! Those fart jokes feed your children!!
You couldn’t pay me enough to wear other people’s shoes.
If you were in the market for a ‘Magnificent Seven’ spoof with a bunch of Sandler’s friends…I’m sorry. For a lot of reasons.
Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.
There could be a couple positives to this news.
I love it when you can’t deduce a damn thing from the title of the film.
These actors all make millions of dollars now, but boy did they start out in some stinkers.
We get to watch him shop for whores online.
I would like to see them in a ‘GTA’ or ‘Mortal Kombat’ adaptation.
So there are some things he says “no” to, apparently.
They’re dragging Peter Dinklage into it, too.
The title ‘Turds’ must have already been taken.
It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.
I wish it was about a sentient dessert.
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
And we ask everyday people if Adam Sandler is still funny.
Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?
Also featuring Shaq’s best performance since ‘Kazaam’.
THEY’RE BACK AT IT.
Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!
Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.
There is no fun in a funeral. Oh wait, actually there is. But you’re not supposed to have a great time when you’re there, you’re meant to be solemn and…