You guys are going to go see this, right?

He’s got my vote.

Apart from the space aliens and demons, these are all pretty much historically accurate.

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

When he wasn’t killing vampires, Honest Abe was orating. Which might not be as exciting to you youngsters, but was no less important.

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

To the chagrin of President Lincoln, Alan Tudyk has aligned himself with the South.

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ will try to stake Pixar’s ‘The Brave’ at the box office. *Gasps*

“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”

You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.

Trent Reznor might return to acting, and Charlie Sheen might continue acting… crazy.

One of the weird McPoyle brothers from ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ is about to play a yet to be determined/released role in ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

False alarm, folks. You can go back to not knowing who the hell Robin McLeavy is. Mary Elizabeth Winstead will play Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’s tenderoni after all.

You’d think a name like that would put his headshot and resume in the “???” pile, but it turns out McNairy (‘Art School Confidential’) is a hot name right now.

Secret vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln has taken a wife. Though it’s likely they will sleep in separate beds.

We know that Joaquin Phoenix loves beards, so it makes sense that he’s attracted to a project about a man with a legendary beard: motherfreakin’ Abraham Lincoln.

The story might be about Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires, but it was lesser known actor Walker who fought a bunch of high-profile, blood-sucking (okay, maybe not blood-sucking) celebrities to snag the role.

It would seem that Josh Lucas has an affinity for period pieces. Or period pieces have an affinity for Lucas.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter producers have been working since November to cast the titular character. While the field may be clearer, it’s still by no means clear.

Looks like Eric Bana won’t have a chance to play with his Christmas toys. He’s just signed on to a new crime thriller and has his eye on the presidency for another role.