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Heads Roll In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Red Band Trailer
Thursday, May 24 by

You guys are going to go see this, right?

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The Man Comes Around In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Trailer
Monday, February 13 by

He’s got my vote.

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7 Reimagined Presidential Biopics We’d Like To See
Thursday, January 19 by

Apart from the space aliens and demons, these are all pretty much historically accurate.

Angelina regrets signing on for the sequels.
‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel
Wednesday, September 28 by

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

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First Set Pic From ‘AL:VH’ Has Lincoln, But No Vampires
Monday, May 9 by

When he wasn’t killing vampires, Honest Abe was orating. Which might not be as exciting to you youngsters, but was no less important.

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Rufus Sewell Is The Big Bad In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

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‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Now With 100% More Alan Tudyk
Thursday, March 17 by

To the chagrin of President Lincoln, Alan Tudyk has aligned himself with the South.

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Abraham Lincoln Now Hunts Vampires And Pixar Movies
Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ will try to stake Pixar’s ‘The Brave’ at the box office. *Gasps*

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Robin McLeavy To Be Abe Lincoln’s Mom Instead
Tuesday, March 15 by

“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”

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Trent Reznor And ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Are Not In This Together
Thursday, March 10 by

You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.

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Rumor Alert: Sheen And Reznor To Try Acting Again?
Thursday, March 3 by

Trent Reznor might return to acting, and Charlie Sheen might continue acting… crazy.

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Jimmi Simpson Creepily Cast In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Friday, February 25 by

One of the weird McPoyle brothers from ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ is about to play a yet to be determined/released role in ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

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Actual First Lady Of Vampire Hunting Found
Thursday, February 17 by

False alarm, folks. You can go back to not knowing who the hell Robin McLeavy is. Mary Elizabeth Winstead will play Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’s tenderoni after all.

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Funny Name Makes Good: Scoot McNairy Offered Parts In ‘Cogan’s Trade’, ‘Prometheus’ and ‘Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Wednesday, February 16 by

You’d think a name like that would put his headshot and resume in the “???” pile, but it turns out McNairy (‘Art School Confidential’) is a hot name right now.

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First Lady Of Vampire Hunting Found
Monday, February 14 by

Secret vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln has taken a wife. Though it’s likely they will sleep in separate beds.

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Joaquin Phoenix Weirds His Way Into ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’?
Monday, January 31 by

We know that Joaquin Phoenix loves beards, so it makes sense that he’s attracted to a project about a man with a legendary beard: motherfreakin’ Abraham Lincoln.

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Benjamin Walker To Star In Historically Accurate ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Thursday, January 27 by

The story might be about Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires, but it was lesser known actor Walker who fought a bunch of high-profile, blood-sucking (okay, maybe not blood-sucking) celebrities to snag the role.

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Josh Lucas To Please His History Teacher By Playing Lindbergh And Maybe Lincoln
Tuesday, January 18 by

It would seem that Josh Lucas has an affinity for period pieces. Or period pieces have an affinity for Lucas.

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The Search Continues for the Perfect ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Thursday, January 13 by

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter producers have been working since November to cast the titular character. While the field may be clearer, it’s still by no means clear.

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That Eric Bana Is Keeping Busy
Friday, December 17 by

Looks like Eric Bana won’t have a chance to play with his Christmas toys. He’s just signed on to a new crime thriller and has his eye on the presidency for another role.

Fox Bites On ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Monday, October 4 by

By Guest Columnist and Confederate Apologist Archibald McClintock VI
Based on Seth Grahame-Smith's novel of the same name, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has been acquired by Fox. The film will be directed by Timur Bekmambetov, with Tim Burton on board as a producer. Of course these lily-livered Hollywood elitists can not build up the image of a man as loathsome as our 16th chief executive without first tearing down the reputation of Dixie.
"The 'new' history finds Lincoln discovering that Southern plantation owners aren't using slaves for labor, but blood as they are actually evil creatures of the night.  This causes Lincoln to become an Abolitionist and the true motives for the Civil War are born."
The brave sons and daughters of the Confederacy will not sit idly by as the South's good name is dragged through the mud. Any historian worth a damn knows that cases of vampirism in the Antebellum South were minimal, and confined to Papists in Louisiana. I intend to write a letter to all parties involved with this drivel right after I finish cooking meth, watching Nascar, and sleeping with my cousin. (HitFix)

‘Wanted’ Director Timur Bekmambetov to Take On ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Monday, August 9 by

Looks like someone is finally willing to make a movie about Abraham Lincoln. The unspell-checkable Timur Bekmambetov has signed on to direct Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Here he explains his plans with a dry, Tontoesque delivery:
"I'm prepping to direct myself. It is not a comedy at all – it is a very entertaining, epic history lesson for millions and millions of teenagers. If you remember 'Nightwatch,' it is maybe in the vein of that kind of movie. We are keeping the traditional look of Lincoln – the big hat and the beard. He has to be historically correct, but with a few special weapons. There is only one book, but there will be many opportunities to develop and explore this world if we get to do sequels. I hope we will start this winter. We are shooting in America."
I am excite to see this movie. No word yet casting of role of Abraham Lincoln. Actor will be tall. (Empire)