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First Footage Of Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ Is Lacking Vampires
Tuesday, September 11 by

Here’s the trailer for the trailer. You’re welcome.

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Heads Roll In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Red Band Trailer
Thursday, May 24 by

You guys are going to go see this, right?

4 Historical Figures In Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Tuesday, December 20 by Jason Cuthbert

   Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan are two movie teens that unfortunately cannot even combine enough brain cells together to pass their oral history report. But kidnapping…

Go ahead, make my President's Day.
9 Pictures Of Daniel Day-Lewis As Abe Lincoln Being Assassinated
Thursday, December 1 by

This ain’t your great-great grandfathers assassination.

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Actual First Lady Of Vampire Hunting Found
Thursday, February 17 by

False alarm, folks. You can go back to not knowing who the hell Robin McLeavy is. Mary Elizabeth Winstead will play Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’s tenderoni after all.

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First Lady Of Vampire Hunting Found
Monday, February 14 by

Secret vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln has taken a wife. Though it’s likely they will sleep in separate beds.

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That Eric Bana Is Keeping Busy
Friday, December 17 by

Looks like Eric Bana won’t have a chance to play with his Christmas toys. He’s just signed on to a new crime thriller and has his eye on the presidency for another role.

‘Wanted’ Director Timur Bekmambetov to Take On ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Monday, August 9 by

Looks like someone is finally willing to make a movie about Abraham Lincoln. The unspell-checkable Timur Bekmambetov has signed on to direct Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Here he explains his plans with a dry, Tontoesque delivery:
"I'm prepping to direct myself. It is not a comedy at all – it is a very entertaining, epic history lesson for millions and millions of teenagers. If you remember 'Nightwatch,' it is maybe in the vein of that kind of movie. We are keeping the traditional look of Lincoln – the big hat and the beard. He has to be historically correct, but with a few special weapons. There is only one book, but there will be many opportunities to develop and explore this world if we get to do sequels. I hope we will start this winter. We are shooting in America."
I am excite to see this movie. No word yet casting of role of Abraham Lincoln. Actor will be tall. (Empire)

Liam Neeson Peace-Outties On Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’
Friday, July 30 by

Happier times.
The Arrested Development: The Movie of biopics, Spielberg's Lincoln, has suffered a further set-back. After years of waiting around and releasing Krakens and playing Jedi Masters and A-Team leaders, Liam Neeson is reportedly out this bitch. The formerly-attached star revealed to the UK's GMTV that he's "past his sell-by date" for the project. It's unclear what he meant by that. Either he's tired of waiting on Spielberg to get around to filming, or he's aged too much to convincingly play the part. At any rate, Spielberg can expect a receipt in the mail from Neeson for one stovepipe hat. And he'd better not dilly-dally on paying. (Digital Spy)

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Trailer Makes Books Look Awesome
Monday, March 1 by

Normally I don't put too much stock in books that lack tabs to pull and pop-ups to giggle at, but if Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is half as good as the trailer for it than I may have to give this "reading" thing a shot. The author of the historical horror novel, Seth Grahame-Smith (sounds like a Count), also wrote the New York Time's Bestselling Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I have a copy sitting under a pile of Highlights magazines.If only there was a way to condense the entire novel of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter into visual form… An "adaptation" if you will. Spielberg could direct and Liam Neeson could star. That one's for free, Hollywood. Send my fee directly to some organization that teaches kids to read. No one should have to grow up and blog for a living.Read the trailer with your eyes after the jump.