Screen Junkies » ABC The Bachelor http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 21 Aug 2014 22:32:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 7 ‘Bachelor’ Hopefuls More Eligible Than Tim Tebow http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/7-bachelor-hopefuls-more-eligible-than-tim-tebow/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/7-bachelor-hopefuls-more-eligible-than-tim-tebow/#comments Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:19:12 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=246886 Here you go, girls. Get a load of these heartbreakers.

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Though he’s likely too busy being married to God, The Bachelor host Chris Harrison has announced that he spoke with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow about joining the show. “I’ve actually met Tim Tebow. I met him about becoming our next Bachelor,” says Harrison. He went on to say that Tebow said yes but the demands of his football career will prevent his inclusion.

That’s fine because there are at least a million candidates btter suited for The Bachelor. In fact, of those million, here are the top seven. Here you go, girls. Feast your eyes on these heart breakers.

Franck Ribery

What women wouldn’t swoon at the opportunity to romance an international footballer? These guys are wealthy, tremendous athletes who are adored all over the world. Even Franck Ribery, who looks like the offspring of Michael Richards and Sloth. The man is a national treasure in France. Sure, you might have to compete with underage prostitutes for his affections, but boys will be boys.

Ted Williams

Ted Williams is off the streets, rehabbed, and has rebuilt his life. In other words, dude is ready to mingle. And that voice, that silky, golden voice that so perfectly purrs the time and temperature. America’s ready to get to know the new and improved Ted Williams. And I’m sure the lovely young succubi on The Bachelor would be more than ready themselves.

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