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A First, Googly-Eyed Look At The New ‘Muppets’ Show
Wednesday, July 22 by

The Muppets Take Hollywood.

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Amy Schumer Would Star On ‘The Bachelorette’ But Has Conditions
Tuesday, June 30 by

Not unreasonable.

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ABC (Finally) Showed Us LeBron James’ Penis Last Night During The NBA Finals
Friday, June 12 by

“One shining moment.”

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ABC Will Be Airing A New Primetime ‘Muppet Show’
Friday, May 8 by

It will be shot in a mockumentary style, like so many other things are.

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Marvel Is Developing An ‘Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Spin-Off Because They Can Pretty Much Do Whatever They Want At This Point
Thursday, April 9 by

it won’t end until every aspect of our universe is, in fact, the Marvel universe.

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ABC Is Giving Johnny Knoxville A Sitcom Pilot About His Childhood
Monday, April 6 by

Don’t worry, it’s starring David Koechner.

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ABC Readies ‘The Muppets’ As A Future TV Series
Monday, April 6 by

Light the lights, guys.

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ABC, Forgetting What Year It Is, Orders Whoopi Goldberg (Ex-)Cop Comedy
Wednesday, February 18 by

For the last time, WHOOPI GOLDBERG DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A COP!

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The Next ‘Modern Family’ Episode Will Take Place Entirely On Apple Screens
Tuesday, February 17 by

Good. Because I don’t look at enough screens every day.

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We Have Some Good News And Some Bad News About The ‘Ant-Man’ Teaser
Friday, January 2 by

What is this? A trailer for ants?!!

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ABC Went Immediately From ‘Charlie Brown’ To A ‘Scandal’ Sex Scene, And It Was Hilarious
Tuesday, November 4 by

The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.

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Not To Be Outdone By Baron Davis And Fox, Chris Paul And ABC Are Developing A Sitcom
Friday, October 24 by

Will someone please read Blake Griffin’s script?

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ABC To Give Us ‘The Finger’ Starring Nick Frost
Wednesday, October 22 by

Only in the world of television could Nick Frost be a successful jewel thief.

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Tom Hanks’ ‘Bachelor Party’ Will Also Be Adapted For Television
Wednesday, October 22 by

Nothing says “raunchy bachelor party” like primetime network television.

He was the last guy to wear a fedora without looking like a douche.
Yet Again, ‘Uncle Buck’ Is Getting Turned Into A TV Show
Wednesday, October 8 by

They tried this in 1990. It…it didn’t work.

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ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

The distance between them speaks volumes.
Jimmy Kimmel Has Written A Pilot About Carson Daly’s Life, And ABC Picked It Up
Tuesday, September 16 by

I hope it’s called ‘The Daly Grind’ or ‘Give us our Lord, this Daly bread’. Something with a “Daly” pun.

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‘Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Trying Harder To Be Awesome
Friday, January 24 by

Time to get the nerds back on board.

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David O. Russell Bringing A Dramatic Version Of ‘Caddyshack’ To ABC
Thursday, January 23 by

Think ‘Downton Abbey’ but with funnier wigs.

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Current ‘Bachelor’ Is Juan Heck Of A Homophobe
Monday, January 20 by

So dreamy though.

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Eve The Rapper Getting Her Own ABC Show
Friday, January 17 by

Don’t make her the only Ruff Ryder with a sitcom. Give one to DMX!

Really bad press for Oceanic Airlines.
Leaked ABC Doc Shows That ‘Lost’ Sure Did Change A Lot During Development
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.

This probably wasn't staged.
Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire
Tuesday, February 26 by

He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-‘Office’ Show
Friday, October 26 by

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

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The Dumb Little Kid From ‘Modern Family’ Is Wayyyy Smarter Than All Of Us
Wednesday, October 10 by

You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?

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Meet The New Agents Of Joss Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’
Tuesday, October 2 by

They’re even more Whedon-y than you’d think.

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.
Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars
Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

It's there for the taking, Tim.
7 ‘Bachelor’ Hopefuls More Eligible Than Tim Tebow
Tuesday, March 6 by

Here you go, girls. Get a load of these heartbreakers.

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