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ABC Went Immediately From ‘Charlie Brown’ To A ‘Scandal’ Sex Scene, And It Was Hilarious
Tuesday, November 4 by

The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.

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Not To Be Outdone By Baron Davis And Fox, Chris Paul And ABC Are Developing A Sitcom
Friday, October 24 by

Will someone please read Blake Griffin’s script?

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ABC To Give Us ‘The Finger’ Starring Nick Frost
Wednesday, October 22 by

Only in the world of television could Nick Frost be a successful jewel thief.

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Tom Hanks’ ‘Bachelor Party’ Will Also Be Adapted For Television
Wednesday, October 22 by

Nothing says “raunchy bachelor party” like primetime network television.

He was the last guy to wear a fedora without looking like a douche.
Yet Again, ‘Uncle Buck’ Is Getting Turned Into A TV Show
Wednesday, October 8 by

They tried this in 1990. It…it didn’t work.

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.
ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

The distance between them speaks volumes.
Jimmy Kimmel Has Written A Pilot About Carson Daly’s Life, And ABC Picked It Up
Tuesday, September 16 by

I hope it’s called ‘The Daly Grind’ or ‘Give us our Lord, this Daly bread’. Something with a “Daly” pun.

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‘Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Trying Harder To Be Awesome
Friday, January 24 by

Time to get the nerds back on board.

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David O. Russell Bringing A Dramatic Version Of ‘Caddyshack’ To ABC
Thursday, January 23 by

Think ‘Downton Abbey’ but with funnier wigs.

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Current ‘Bachelor’ Is Juan Heck Of A Homophobe
Monday, January 20 by

So dreamy though.

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Eve The Rapper Getting Her Own ABC Show
Friday, January 17 by

Don’t make her the only Ruff Ryder with a sitcom. Give one to DMX!

Really bad press for Oceanic Airlines.
Leaked ABC Doc Shows That ‘Lost’ Sure Did Change A Lot During Development
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.

This probably wasn't staged.
Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire
Tuesday, February 26 by

He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-’Office’ Show
Friday, October 26 by

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

This pictures shows fashion sense isn't necessarily a function of intellect.
The Dumb Little Kid From ‘Modern Family’ Is Wayyyy Smarter Than All Of Us
Wednesday, October 10 by

You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?

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Meet The New Agents Of Joss Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’
Tuesday, October 2 by

They’re even more Whedon-y than you’d think.

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.
Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars
Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

It's there for the taking, Tim.
7 ‘Bachelor’ Hopefuls More Eligible Than Tim Tebow
Tuesday, March 6 by

Here you go, girls. Get a load of these heartbreakers.

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Christopher Lloyd Joins John Leguizamo Comedy, ‘Only Fools And Horses’
Thursday, March 1 by

Alternate title: ‘Only Fools and Horses Rush In At 88mph’

He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

Look what I found.
The 8 Found Footage Projects That Got It Right
Tuesday, February 7 by

How does ‘The River’ compare?

DIBS!!!!
MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND AT BOTTOM OF BALTIC SEA!!!
Wednesday, February 1 by

This is the ship we’re looking for.

If he's not wearing a funny costume, he shouldn't be doing bad things.
Disney Doesn’t Want The World To Know Johnny Depp Acts In Non-’Pirates’ Films
Monday, October 24 by

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?

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‘Revenge’ Actress Emily VanCamp
Friday, October 21 by

She’s fighting the establishment by being the establishment.

Get Your Head out of the Smoke Monster: Lost Series Finale Explanation
Sunday, October 16 by Brandon Lutz

Many were craving for a "Lost" series finale explanation after it aired.  While many questions were answered, others were unsolved; many people still don't quite understand the entire picture.  After…

Smoke Monsters, Purgatory, and Overall Craziness: Lost Season 6 Theories
Sunday, October 16 by Angie Marie

As the popular television drama series concluded, viewers concocted numerous "LOST" season six theories, many of which attempted to answer lingering questions from the previous seasons.  "LOST" season six concluded…

Yeah, I f*ckin' farted. Come at me, bro!
BREAKING: Fetish Group Trying To Purchase Footage Of Nancy Grace Farting
Friday, October 7 by

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

This is as sexy as scripted network TV gets, folks.
The Women Of ‘Pan Am’ Can Be Used As Flotation Devices
Monday, September 26 by

Even in 60′s, the in-flight entertainment was Everybody Loves Raymond.