If she’ll sleep with Chuck, she’ll sleep with Frankenstein’s monster.

This project will forever serve as the benchmark against which all “gritty reboots” are measured.

Wouldn’t it be funny if ‘The Geography of Hope’ featured Aaron Eckhart getting attacked by bees?

The CIA has those, right?

Put the tab on your tongue and relax, man.

Exactly what you expect it to be and it delivers on that: Team of marines all with their personal issues, some civilians for the heart, rah rah patriotism and big explosions.

Director: Jonathan Liebesman Cast: Michelle Rodriguez, Aaron Eckhart, Bridget Moynahan Synopsis: A Marine platoon faces off against an alien invasion in Los Angeles. Release Date: March 11, 2011

The theatrical trailer is up for Battle: Los Angeles, and it shows us a lot more of what we can expect from this end-of-days blockbuster than the teaser trailer did.

Aaron Eckhart may not get to run around and terrorize Batman again, but at least he gets the chance to defend Coffee Bean from outer space invaders.

I don’t know why the fate of Two Face at the end of The Dark Knight was ever up for debate. Probably because it is a Christopher Nolan movie and people are all about obsessing over the ends of his films.

Battle: Los Angeles has a teaser trailer, and you’re going to watch it. After all, I’m assuming you love Aaron Eckhart as much as I do. If not, you’re insane, but I’m sure you can at least enjoy the stunning special effects and eerie music.