Emma Bell has been cast as the protagonist that pisses off Death in 5nal Destination or Final Destination 5 or Final De5tination or whatever they decide to call it. Which begs the question, who is Emma Bell? Well, she’s best known as the girl who gets stuck in the chairlift in Frozen, and is also a castmember in Frank Darabont‘s highly-anticipated The Walking Dead.” For Destination, she’ll be the one suffering from dizzy spells that show her oblique clues about which grisly death will befall David Koechner. That and she’ll be the one who points her thumb at Tony Todd’s returning mortician character and asks the audience, “What’s that guy’s deal? Cuckoo!!” (JoBlo)

Earlier this year, when the producers of Final Destination 5 supposedly changed the film’s title to 5nal Destination, the Internet was quick to rebuke the decision. After all, how could anyone pick such a stupid title (unless, of course, they were looking for a week’s worth of free publicity provided by easily outraged Internet dorks like myself).

But time heals all wounds, and the producers have gone a long way toward reconciling with the Internet crowd thanks to the addition of David Koechner to the cast.

Best known for his comedic roles, Koechner was featured in Anchorman,”The Office,” and is currently involved with Adult Swim‘s hilarious live-action comedy, “Children’s Hospital.” He has also provided comic relief in a previous horror film, Snakes on a Plane. That being said, he better be channeling the ghost of Richard Pryor if he’s going to save this film from the Grim Reaper. (Bloody Disgusting via Empire Online)

Someone in Studioland got a raise today. Their suggestion to change the title of Final Destination 5 to 5nal Destination almost certainly earned them a corner office with a view of the commissary. You may be asking yourself, “What doe 5nal Destination mean anyway?” It doesn’t matter, you. It’ll look good on a poster, and high schoolers can change it to say Anal Destination.

When you go to look for the film at the video store though, assuming video stores still exist when it gets released on DVD, don’t search for it in the “F’s” because you won’t find it there. Look for it next to the cookie dough bites. It should be reasonably discounted almost immediately. (/Film)

Director: Steven Quale