To celebrate Mother’s Day, we flew Hal Rudnick’s mom into town – but only if they’d watch Fifty Shades of Grey together. It gets awkward.
We did this to ourselves.
The safety word is “stop,” but he’s going to pretend he can’t hear you.
Their Prime Minister just keeps ruffling feathers.
Even though Fandango’s had all it can take, it’s biting its lip and asking people for more.
No dongs, but perhaps butts.
“I’m not into movies that are all about the ‘S’ word.”
They can keep delaying, but at some point, it’s going to come.
Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.
Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!