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Break Out The Champagne And Lube: ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Is The Biggest February Opening Ever
Tuesday, February 17 by

We did this to ourselves.

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Two More ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Films Will Be Released Unless You Say The Safety Word
Friday, February 6 by

The safety word is “stop,” but he’s going to pretend he can’t hear you.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’….BANNED IN MALAYSIA!!!!!!
Thursday, February 5 by

Their Prime Minister just keeps ruffling feathers.

Why does the billionaire have holes in his jeans?
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Is Fandango’s Fastest-Selling R-Rated Film Ever
Friday, January 16 by

Even though Fandango’s had all it can take, it’s biting its lip and asking people for more.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Will Offer No Male Nudity, So Let’s All Find Something Else To Watch
Monday, November 3 by

No dongs, but perhaps butts.

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Old People React To The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer
Friday, September 12 by

“I’m not into movies that are all about the ‘S’ word.”

They'll be joining us for Valentine's Day.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Release Pushed Back…Hard
Thursday, November 14 by

They can keep delaying, but at some point, it’s going to come.

Whatever.
You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey
Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

In a clever bit of marketing, the bottle doubles as a butt plug.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Author To Now Offend Our Sense Of Taste Using Wine Instead Of Words
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.
Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up
Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

One glimpse at that tasteful neckwear and I'm all his.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives
Tuesday, July 10 by

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!