We need to balance out all the heartwarming Christmas stories with some bad news.
Because 48 ronin would have been gaudy.
I’m looking forward to the scene where he cuts off a guy’s leg and then pretends to play it like a guitar.
The Keanu Reeves samurai pig-pile moves forward after many delays by adding cast members.
It turns out we’re probably not going to see any more ‘Matrix’ movies after all. Darn it?