He's no Steven Segal. Even with that greasy hair.
Let’s Talk About The Films That Tanked Over Christmas
Monday, December 30 by

We need to balance out all the heartwarming Christmas stories with some bad news.

Why the long face? Oh. Right. Your jawbone.
Keanu Reeves, Knower Of Kung-Fu, Kicks And Punches In ’47 Ronin’ Trailer
Thursday, July 25 by

Because 48 ronin would have been gaudy.

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Keanu Gives Up ’47 Ronin’ Details. Spoiler Alert: There’s Sword Fighting.
Tuesday, April 5 by

I’m looking forward to the scene where he cuts off a guy’s leg and then pretends to play it like a guitar.

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’47 Ronin’ Is Actually Totally Happening
Tuesday, March 1 by

The Keanu Reeves samurai pig-pile moves forward after many delays by adding cast members.

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Syke! “Matrix” Sequels Aren’t Really Happening
Monday, January 24 by

It turns out we’re probably not going to see any more ‘Matrix’ movies after all. Darn it?