Del Toro gets dicked over again.

Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?

How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

“Yousa thinkin’ people ganna watch this crap?”

And I hate 3D conversions.

The film was great, but there’s a bigger issue…

A Scorsese-blast in America’s face.

This is going to be awesome in a “I’m laughing at them” kind of way.

Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.

Style is a small price to pay for the ability to watch ‘Torchwood’ on your watch.

He’s taken extra steps to explode your mind.

And they said it couldn’t be done without Jackie Chan.

He’s pioneering new ways of showing people doin’ it.

You’ll be able to almost taste the spoiled fish in ‘Airplane’.

Too often are people forced to choose between softcore porn and 3D action movies. Now you can have it all.

In his epic quest to cure 3D headachyness and do a crazy technology thing, Jackson has opted to shoot ‘The Hobbit’ at 48 frames per second, rather than the good ol’ fashioned 24.

This guy’s really nuts about the third dimension, huh?

Expect a 3D film to accompany the show, comic book, web series, and action figures.

Start planning your viewing parties and stop doing your raindances, D.A’s back behind the camera!

Bring a parka or you might get web fluid all over you.

If you don’t gouge your eyes out before February 12, 2012, you might accidentally see ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D.

There is historical evidence to explain why 3D makes me uncomfortable: Nazis were all about 3D filmmaking.

Start your melting clocks and get ready for the countdown, because there’s a nontraditional, nonlinear, 3D Salvador Dali biopic coming soon.

The newly Twitterific James Cameron is hard at work getting you to still care about 3D.

Here’s a preview of the animated movie ‘Rio.’ The upcoming ‘Rio’ version of Angry Birds for iPhone sounds more promising, because maybe I’ll get to destroy these fowl pheasants.

Critic Roger Ebert sticks his downward thumb right into the audience, saying it’s stupid to pay top dollar for movies designed to give you a headache.