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The Idiot’s Guide to 24
Thursday, May 1 by

Jack Bauer is about to blast his way back onto television and you are RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!! To catch up, that is. We have everything you need to get ready for the return of ’24!’ Spoilers ahead!!

Choose!
ScreenJunkies Show: We Debate The Best Movie Presidents
Thursday, July 4 by

Who will make our Mount Rushmore?

7 TV Assassins Who Almost Killed The Target
Saturday, April 21 by Gregory Wakeman

Assassins are pretty scary people. They have to be to kill people for a living. Of course, television assassins have to be even scarier to entice audiences.These characters often carry…

6 TV Presidents Who Almost Ruined The World
Friday, March 16 by Gregory Wakeman

The 2008 election saw Americans fall in love with politics and, in particular, Barack Obama. Not since John Fitzgerald Kennedy has the public fallen in love with one politician as…

6 TV Spies That Were Very Covert
Saturday, March 10 by Gregory Wakeman

Covert spies normally have a habit of, well, dying. Their profession is fraught with dangerous activities like trying to kill other, more dangerous individuals who are equipped with various weapons…

The 8 Worst TV Boyfriends
Sunday, February 19 by Gregory Wakeman

Picking a boyfriend is a tricky ordeal. Maybe you are attracted to strong men with many muscles, who have the capability to lift a car clear over their head. Or…

They’re Following Me: 5 Conspiracy TV Shows
Tuesday, January 24 by John Coon

Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory. Why else would you have so many people convinced that someone besides Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated John F. Kennedy? Why would there be a…

The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.
Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24′ Movie
Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

8 Of The Coolest Characters In TV And Film
Tuesday, December 27 by Joseph Gibson

“Cool” can be a difficult concept to define. Your perception of what’s cool is probably different from your neighbor’s, or your brother’s, or some guy who waxes his mustache. Luckily…

It won't be on during the day, because that's when Americans should be working. With their jobs.
5 Possible Premises For Glenn Beck’s New Animated Series
Tuesday, November 15 by

No one makes me laugh like Glenn Beck does.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24′ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

Sure There Are 24 Telling Jack Bauer Quotes–Here’s 5 Instead
Sunday, October 16 by Ed Mulero

Jack Bauer quotes from the successful TV series "24" prove why the federal agent took care of terrorists and saved the United States from many clear and present dangers. Actions…

The phone is a goddamn hamburger.
If Phone Calls In The Real World Were Like Phone Calls In The Movies
Wednesday, October 12 by

A recent survey shows that 96% of phone calls placed today are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Yes, we all see that you're wearing a watch.
Kiefer Sutherlands Swears ’24: The Movie’ Is Still Happening
Monday, October 3 by

Anybody interested in a ’24′/’Arrested Development’ back-to-back screening?

Jack Bauer Facts
Tuesday, August 23 by Duncan Jones

If you are a fan of crime and action stories, you might want to consider brushing up on your knowledge of Jack Bauer facts. Jack Bauer is the main character…

Enjoy hell, asshole.
9 Movies Osama Bin Laden Will Be Watching In Hell
Monday, May 2 by

We couldn’t help but wonder what movies Osama will be forced to watch when Satan isn’t busy pissing glass shards into his eyes.

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Brian Grazer Confirms That Kiefer Sutherland Wasn’t Fibbing About The ’24′ Movie
Tuesday, April 12 by

No word on what the running time will be.

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Like Sands Through The Hourglass, Such Is The ’24′ Movie
Monday, March 21 by

In three months, expect Kiefer to be milling about the USC campus, handing out “Student Filmmakers Wanted!” fliers.

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Dennis Haysbert Thought The ’24′ Finale Was Just Okay
Tuesday, February 8 by

President Palmer talks his Sundance film, The Details, and 24 without his leadership.

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Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary
Thursday, January 20 by

The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.

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No ’24′ Movie for You
Saturday, January 1 by

Jack Bauer is gonna be pissed. Fox has officially passed on the script for the “24″ movie that Billy Ray (Shattered Glass, Flight Plan) wrote for them.

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’24′ Caption Contest Winners!
Saturday, December 11 by

And the winners are…

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Caption Contest: Win ’24′ Season 8 DVD!
Thursday, December 9 by

To celebrate the release of “24″ Season 8 on Blu-ray and DVD on December 14th, we’re giving away three DVD copies! I dare you to watch the entire season in one sitting.

Time Runs Out for ’24′
Saturday, March 27 by

Jack didn't take it very well.FOX has decided to pull the plug on 24 after eight seasons. Climbing budgets, declining ratings, and writers being unable to figure out what the hell is left for Jack Bauer to save are the main reasons the show will air its final episode in May. NBC flirted with the idea of picking up 24 next season but after their accountants crunched the numbers they realized the content wasn't worth the cheddar.There's still the possibility of a 24 feature film that would take Jack Bauer to Europe, but there's also the possibility of an Arrested Development movie, and we all know how sluggishly that's been making its adaptation. I enjoyed 24 a great deal in its earlier years, but quickly got tired of the same "Tell me where the bomb is!" storyline week after week after week after week. It had a good run. I'm glad they're ending it before it jumps a terrorist shark strapped to the gills with C4. (THR) 

’24 The Movie: Jack Bauer Takes A Vacation…Or Does He?’
Tuesday, February 9 by

Kiefer getting angsty at the Sears Portrait Studio.Today news broke that made the 2003 Me high-five the air and request a "what-what." Keifer Sutherland is closer to bringing his penchant for sh*tty days to the multiplex. Sutherland has reportedly convinced Fox to hire screenwriter Billy Ray (State of Play, Moon, the upcoming Source Code) to adapt 24 for theater audiences.Much like Agent Cody Banks, the Griswolds, and Deuce Bigalow before him, this adventure will take Jack to Europe. That's great news!! If Die Hard and Rocky IV have taught me anything it is that European villians are waayyyy harder to kill, so this could be a fun, over the top movie. Pens in the eye for everyone!!!The show's kinda sucking in the ratings right now and the current season is expected to be the last. So we'll have to wait and see if Jack Bauer has to save the Louvre from being blow'd up. (Variety)

’24′ Actress Annie Wersching
Monday, February 1 by

Annie Wersching is from my hometown of St. Louis, Missouri, so that automatically makes her awesome. We do breed some fiiiiiiine women in the Show Me State. I have yet to figure out if it's due to Budweiser replacing the drinking water.A word from Annie: "Acting gave me the opportunity to do outrageous things."Hmmm, when Googling Annie I came across no spicy pictorials or mentionings of nude scenes. If she's going to say she's done outrageous things can a brotha at least get a lingerie spread?The pics after the jump will leave you wanting.

’24′ Season 8 Trailer and Featurette
Monday, January 4 by

Jack Bauer and the case of Now Where Did I Park My Car… In spite of rumors that Jack Bauer would be playing peek-a-boo with his grandchild for 24 episodes of this season of 24, it appears the writers came up with something a tad more action-y. Who knew that Jack wouldn't be content settling down and enjoying the simpler things in life? I knew, because men who gauge out eyes with Bic pens don't just trade that in for fishie faces and ants on a log. Below is a trailer and a featurette for the brand spankin' new 8th season of 24. Yes, Jack has had seven miserable, exhausting, terrorist-filled days and it looks like he's in store for another one. Maybe this season ends with him battling the lack of oxygen getting to his brain. In other words, a stroke, like most normal people would have faced by now. The official synopsis goes as such:

Jack Bauer Has a Few Questions for Santa Claus
Friday, December 18 by

Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus – Watch more Funny Videos It was only a matter of time before Jack Bauer demanded a sitdown with Santa. You can't expect to land on people's roofs all night and break into their homes without CTU getting a whiff of reindeer poop. But is it Jack who's naughty, Santa? Or is it you? Put that perplexing thought in your candycane pipe and smoke it.

CARRADINE MAY HAVE DIED AT THE HANDS OF NINJAS
Tuesday, June 9 by

The death of David Carradine grows more and more bizarre by the day. At first it was believed that the actor had committed suicide. Later it was ruled as an accidental death due to a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation gone awry. Now, the family's lawyer is claiming that Carradine was killed by ninjas because the Kung Fu star was trying to uncover the shadowy doings of the secret society.Wait. This is almost exactly like the plot of Mortal Kombat. Robert Carradine, Shao Kahn has challenged you to a duel. [Source=WWTDD]Here are some other morning headlines…Plans for Liam Neeson to join A-Team movie are coming together. (Variety)Best Week Ever is having the worst week ever. (NY Mag)Starbuck pushes Jack Bauer's buttons. (/Film) Wes Craven talks Scream 4. (Digital Spy)Thor casting news real unfortunately. (First Showing) Peter Jackson to attend Comic-Con, blend into crowd instantly. (Cinematical)Harold Ramis not certain Ivan Reitman will direct Ghostbusters 3. (Cinema Blend)