“Are you a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are…”

Are we ready for the comedic advent of Channing Tatum?

Ellie Kemper to play an undercover high-schooler in Green Day’s remake of ‘The Great Gatsby. Hmm. That doesn’t sound right.

The girl who didn’t know she slept with the Napster guy in ‘Social Network’ nabbed parts in ‘Goats’, ‘Five Year Engagement’ and ’21 Jump Street’.

Is he aware that Channing Tatum is starring?

Did anyone in Hollywood NOT get cast in something today?

One role? You’ll have to try harder than that, Dave.

Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.

21 Jump Street has finally cast a female star to balance out the testosterone of Ice Cube, Channing Tatum, and, uh, Jonah Hill.

My Man ‘Friday’ has more projects in the pipeline. He’s in talks to star in ’21 Jump Street’ and he’s driving around town with his car-related directing vehicle.

Good thing he didn’t completely oversell it.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs helmers Phil Lord and Chris Miller have lined up their next gig. In keeping with Hollywood’s recent obsession with all things musical, the duo will direct Bob The Musical after they finish planting drugs in Jonah Hill’s locker.

Now that Emma Stone is a pretty big deal, she’s having to drop out of a few projects. She was originally attached to Jonah Hill’s 21 Jump Street, but Sony came calling with the Spider-Man offer and it was too sweet to refuse. Does the name Stephen J. Cannell carry no weight these days???

Channing Tatum is steppin’ up 2 da Jump Street. The actor is in talks to don Silly Bandz and return to high school to totally narco on the student body with Jonah Hill.