Mitch Hurwitz Is Just Now Finishing The ‘Final Mix’ Of The ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes HBO Picks Up A Mike Judge Comedy Series. YAY! The Final Season Of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Take Place Over One Weekend ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ TV Adaptation Will Be The Flagship Of Robert Rodriguez’s El Rey Network Bill Hader Is Making His ‘SNL’ Exeunt Seth Meyers To Take Over ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’; Carson Daly Still Just Doing The Same Thing John McCain Doesn’t Think We Should Pay For Cable Channels We Don’t Want BBC Remaking ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ (SPOILER ALERT ALERT) Twitter App Removes Spoilers HBO Renews ‘Veep’ Because ‘Veep’ Is Amazing And Funny John Oliver To Take Over ‘Daily Show’ For Two Months Until Jon Stewart Returns In September Snake Bite Transforms ‘Man Vs Wild’ Producer’s Foot Into A ‘Walking Dead’ Prop Pursuant To Television Law, Oprah Will Interview Jason Collins J.J. Abrams Eyes Stephen King’s ’11/22/63′, Because He’s Got So Much Time On His Hands Seth Rogen Making A Bigfoot Cartoon On FX James Ellroy Developing A TV Series To Serve As An ‘L.A. Confidential’ Sequel Mad Men Writers MIght Be Working On A 1960′s Space Program AMC Keeps Its Momentum Going With ‘Line Of Sight’ Sci-Fi Series MTV Trying To Figure Out A Way To Adapt ‘Scream’ For Television We’re Getting A Dodgeball Sequel From Ben Stiller Ringling Brothers Not Thrilled With HBO’s Doc On Elephant Abuse ‘Futurama’ Gets Cancelled Again The First Still From Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes Gives Us Enough Info To Speculate Illogically ‘Friends’ Reunion That Internet Just Up And Proposed Is ‘Not Happening’ Patrick Duffy Uses His Special Powers To Command A ‘Step-By-Step’ Reunion Alec Baldwin Is Also Getting Mixed-Up In This NBC Late-Night Business ‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now ‘Arrested Development’ Netflix Posters Are Hilarious To Fans, Absurd And Dumb To Everyone Else ‘Game Of Thrones’ Renewed For A Fourth Season ‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled Someone Stole One Of The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Scripts From Bryan Cranston, Then Got Caught The Card Game ‘Uno’ Is Becoming A Game Show, And It Will Probably Suck George R.R. Martin Is Considering A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Prequel Series You Can Buy Jesse’s Car From ‘Breaking Bad’, Not That You’d Want To NBC Getting On Board With Turning Its Late-Night Lineup Into An Absolute Greco-Roman Clusterf*ck ‘Community’ To Do All-Puppet Episode As The Smell Of Desperation Gently Wafts Into Our Living Rooms Our Hearts Can’t Take Much More Of This: O’Brien Is Leaving ‘Downton Abbey’ Scott Gimple To Run The Show On ‘Walking Dead’ Season Four Ron Livingston To Join The Cast Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire Lindsay Lohan Will Play Herself On FX’s ‘Anger Management’, Because That’s Where Her Career Is These Days Nielsen, The Ratings Company, Finally Gets Around To Recognizing Audiences Via Non-Televisions FX Developing A Show About A Stuntman, A Job That Existed Before CGI A Lengthy And Insightful History Of…The Cosby Sweater Alec Baldwin Beefing With Reporters Again Kyle Chandler To Play Yet Another Authority Figure In Showtime’s ‘The Vatican’ David O. Russell’s ‘American Bullshit’ Cast Nearing Perfection NBC Now Adapting ‘About A Boy’ As A Series In The First You’ve Heard Of Whitney Cummings’ E! Talk Show, Her Talk Show Has Been Cancelled AMC Developing A Monster Series That Isn’t ‘The Walking Dead’ But They Hope Is Exactly That ‘Walking Dead’ Sets Yet Another Record With Season 3.5 Debut ‘Contagion’ Might Become A Weekly Series David Fincher To Get Back To Music Videos With Justin Timberlake’s “Suit And Tie” Kareem Abdul-Jabaar Shares With The Nation His Thoughts On HBO’s ‘Girls’ Ben And Jerry’s ’30 Rock’ Ice Cream Flavor Is Wildly Unfun Dispatches For Our Irrelevance Desk: Roseanne Barr Cast In ‘The Office’ Final Episodes George R.R. Martin Rails On The Olsen Twins Mid-Lecture Frank Darabont Changes The Name Of His TV Show So People Don’t Think ‘L.A. Noir’ Is Based On A Video Game ‘South Park’ Guys Give Dean Ween And Les Claypool A Fishing Show HBO To Brings Us Some More ‘Girls’ Robert DeNiro Producing A Show About Neo-Nazis In Boston God Votes ‘No’ On Prop Joe FX To Split Into Comedy And Drama Channels? R.I.P. Conrad Bain, Mr. Drummond From ‘Diff’rent Strokes’ Jessica Simpson And ‘Paul Blart’ Writer To Team Up For Televised Meeting Of The Minds On NBC New ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes Will Be ‘Very Different’, And Therefore, Bad M. Night Shyamalan To Offer His Own ‘Twist’ On A TV Series ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Gets Its Own Beer Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67 NBC Hopes They Don’t Cancel ‘Community’ Venn Diagram Of ’30 Rock’, Ice-T, And Nancy Pelosi To Become One Beautiful Circle ‘Hawaii Five-0′ Is Running A Choose Your Own Ending Type Episode. But Can We Choose For All The Characters To Die? Vince Gilligan Tells Us What To Expect From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale Conan O’Brien Producing Sitcom With Worst Title Ever New Holiday Classic Alert: ‘I’m Dreaming Of A Walter White Christmas’ ‘Hey, Look At Me!’ Kurt Sutter Weighs In On Glen Mazzara’s ‘Walking Dead’ Exit Let’s Meet Jean-Ralphio’s Twin Sister As Soon As We Can Brace Yourself For ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures R.I.P. ‘Jet Set’ Hudson Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget Pawnee, Indiana Gets Another Celebrity Visitor In Jason Schwartzman HBO Picks Up A Very Somber Show In ‘Laughs Unlimited’ Ireland, Because They LOVE Bars, Is Getting A ‘Cheers’ Remake Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers USA Continues Domination Of ‘Mindless Action’ Genre With A Zorro Show ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Signs ANOTHER Deal With Dane Cook ‘The Walking Dead’ Will Run Its First Two Seasons In Black-And-White Archer Live!’ Show Coming To L.A., San Fran, Philly, NYC, NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series New Mexico Men Foiled In Plot To Kill Justin Bieber AMC Announces Awesome-Sounding, High Concept Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’ Time To Like Netflix Again, ‘Arrested Development’ Adds Additional Episodes Bravo Getting Further Into Non-Reality TV With ‘Moguls’ Stephen Colbert Actually Leading South Carolina Senate Poll Katt Williams Sure Was Crazy Last Week Cheesedick Shoots Girlfriend After Argument About ‘The Walking Dead’ Michael Richards Is Apparently A Great Person To Have A Show On TV Land Shawn Ryan To Take His Grit And Whatnot To HBO 50 Cent Will Produce A Drama On Starz ‘Girl Meets World’ Won’t Be Meeting Rider Strong ‘Two And A Half Men’s Half-Man Issues Lazy Pseudo-Apology For His Comments Ben Savage And Danielle Fishel Able To Clear Their Calendars For ‘Boy Meets World’ Sequel Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: Keenan Thompson Gets His Very Own Sitcom Elmo Resigns: Kevin Clash Is Out This Bitch Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012 Rejoice! Elmo’s Accuser Withdraws Sex Abuse Claims Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’ Bob Odenkirk Doesn’t Extinguish ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Rumors, Gets Our Hopes Way Up ‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test Adjust Nerd Boners To Ouch: Tricia Helfer & Katee Sackhoff Made A Calendar We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’ Adult Swim Picks Up Dan Harmon Series Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-’Office’ Show Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents The Sky Is Blue And ‘Homeland’ Got Renewed Lena Dunham Apologizes To Canada Over Murder-Rape Joke Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks Season Two Of HBO’s ‘Girls’ Will Premiere In January, Says Lena Dunham It’s Official: Coulson Lives! Kinda!! Peter Berg Wants Mitt Romney To Stop Using ‘Friday Night Lights’ Slogan Bryan Cranston Knows How To Cook Meth IRL That NBC Munster’s Pilot Is Going To Air Around…HALLOWEEN! Ian McShane Will Class Up ‘American Horror Story’ This Fall The Dumb Little Kid From ‘Modern Family’ Is Wayyyy Smarter Than All Of Us ‘Louie’ Season Four: Set Your DVRs To 2014 ‘The Technology Is Where We Need It’ To Greenlight A ‘Peanuts’ Film Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: ‘Whitney’ And ‘Community’ Premieres Delayed Indefinitely Lena Dunham Goes From Making Edgy, Progressive Television To Writing Tired, Non-Essential Literature Nicki Minaj, Who Looks Like Kind Of A Bitch, Upset That Mariah Carey Called Her A Bitch Boardwalk Empire Already Given One More Season To Live Up To Its Potential The Weather Channel Will Be Naming Storms Now, And There’s Nothing Any Of Us Can Do About NBC Passing On That ‘Munsters’ Reboot, Probably So They Can Pick Up Something Even Worse Meet The New Agents Of Joss Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Many Of The Christopher Guest Regulars Will Be On Christopher Guest’s HBO Show Aw Geez, FX To Launch ‘Fargo’ TV Show, Don’tcha Know? Last Night’s Emmys Pleased Us And Infuriated Us A Bunch Of Actors And Shows Won Emmys Fox And Seth MacFarlane To Collaborate For The Millionth Time ‘The Office’ Casts Stephen Colbert As Broccoli Rob Guillermo Del Toro’s Involvement Makes The Idea Of FX’s New Vampire Drama Somehow Palatable HBO, Missing James Gandolfini’s Labored Breathing, Recruits Him For ‘Criminal Justice’ PETA Not Crazy About NBC’s ‘Animal Practice’