News - Page 5Back Cary Elwes Doesn’t Even Care, Joins ‘Wonder Woman’ Ken Marino Dips His Balls In ‘Home Game’ With Rob Riggle Jim Caviezel Decides, “Screw it. I’ll Do Television.” Spike TV’s Animated Charlie Sheen Special Ends The Internet Kevin Spacey Working On His English Accent Elizabeth Hurley To Wrestle Around With Wonder Woman Christina Ricci Stars In 1960s Drama That’s Totally Not Just Like ‘Mad Men’ ‘Entourage’ Creator Has Idea For New Show, Hasn’t Seen ‘Men Of A Certain Age’ Josh Holloway Will Point Gun At Cast Of ‘Community’ Next Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far Uncle Jesse Being Courted To Replace Uncle Charlie On ‘Men’ Showtime Renews Shows About Shows And Alcoholism Charlie Sheen Wants CBS To Lick His Feet FX To Get ‘Powers’ Don Johnson Finally Becomes ‘A. Mann’ For NBC Sheen Continues Making Threats From His Island Joel McHale Talks Spirit Award Nominees And ‘Community’ Daddy Issues 5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’ Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’ ‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy! Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’? Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’ R.I.P. Justin Tennison From ‘Deadliest Catch’ Fans Attempt To Buy The Rights To ‘Firefly’, Establish Whedonism As Religion Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings Mushmouth Is Going To Pull Through Avert Your Eyes, Howie Mandel And Fox Are Going To Flash Us Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense 7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot Shawn Ryan Offers Up ‘Chicago Code’ Spoilers FX Wants Back In The Ryan Murphy Business Lucy Lawless Is Losing Her Sex Slave Beavis And Butthead To Show Tosh How It’s Done R.I.P. Uncle Leo Adrianne Palicki To Play ‘Wonder Woman’, Now I Care About ‘Wonder Woman’ Mitch Hurwitz Shares His Surefire Tips For Getting Your Sitcom Canceled 9 Stand-Up Comedians Who Deserve Their Own Reality Shows There’s A New Hot Girl In ‘The Office’ Aaron Sorkin To Play Aaron Sorkin On ’30 Rock’ IFC’s ‘Portlandia’ Renewed For 2nd Season, Anti-Hipster Comedy Parade Continues Roseanne Working On A Farm And No It’s Not A Pig Farm Wally Pfister Proud Owner Of ASC Award, Awesome Name Cinemax To Up Their Wardrobe Budget Morgan Spurlock Developing HBO Political Drama Between Burgers Rob Riggle “Pulling A Danza,” Playing Ex-Athlete In Multicamera Sitcom Jay Roach Takes Us All The Way Back To 2008 Election In ‘Game Change’ Open Letter To ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Creator Kurt Sutter Sheen To Pay ‘Two And A Half Men’ Crew For Hiatus. How Much For Permanent Hiatus? Well, OF COURSE Sinbad’s Getting His Own Reality Show J. J. Abrams Sells New Sci-Fi Drama, Nation Shocked ‘Wonder Woman’ Ropes In Director Jeffrey Reiner With Ridiculous Truth Lasso? Ricky Gervais Wants Sitcom Poison Will Arnett To Join ‘The Office’ Rejoice! Norm MacDonald Is Coming Back To Your Televison Sets! Keith Olbermann To Continue His Quest For Even Lower Ratings Super Bowl Blooper Girls Fergie and Aguilera Stick Together ‘Smallville’ Ends May 13th, Avoided Cancelation For 10 Years Almost Everyone In The Country Watched The Super Bowl! David O. Russell Sells Show About Nothing Jesse McCartney To Pretend To Be Another Person In Magical Process Called “Television” ‘The Walking Dead’ Is Going To Need Writers After All Walton Goggins Says ‘Justified’ Is About To Get Intense Sheen Plans TV Return In February, Strip Club Return In April ‘The Office’ Helps Determine Why Old People Are Always Saying Hilarious Things Viacom Brings Its Smartest Shows Back To Hulu: ‘Colbert’, ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Jersey Shore’ Good News: ‘Futurama’ Gets 8th Season, Thankfully No More DVD Movies This Is Gonna Be Cool: ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Return To MTV This Summer Gale Anne Hurd Talks ‘Walking Dead’ Season 2 Egypt Keeps Beating Up Our Anchors We Grill ‘The Chicago Code’ Boys Cast Of ‘Dallas’ Still Alive NBC Cuts ‘The Cape’ Episodes, Show’s One Fan Is Outraged CBS Medical Drama Orders 50CC’s Of Jonathan Demme. STAT! ‘The Office’ Is Now Hiring Golden Globe Producers Love To Be Punished Spike TV Wants To Film People Losing Their Cars Zachary Levi Divulges Some ‘Chuck’ Intel I’m Afraid I Just Clue Myself Jonah Hill And Fox Are Besties ‘The Kennedys’ Might Be Shown In Syndication, Or This Might End Up Not Happening Either Jordana Brewster Cast As Attractive Person In ‘Dallas’ Shawn Levy Will Turn This Car Around If You Kick His Seat One More Time Steve Austin Hosts WWE Reality Show, Gets 3:16 AM Time Slot Charlie Sheen Going To Rehab For Some Reason Fox Found Its ‘Finder’ NBC Combines Hackneyed Fairy Tales and Hackneyed Cop Shows CW Considering Zombie Show For The Ladies 9 Excuses We’re About to Hear from Charlie Sheen’s Publicist SHEEN WATCH: Charlie Rushed To The Hospital New NBCUniversal Logo Is Totally Peacockless Darren Aronofsky To Sell Cologne Instead ‘Skins’ Creator Says “I Don’t Make Porn” While Fighting Giant Boner ‘The Office’ Scores Ferrell, Tells Carell He Should Really Get Going Pilot Pick-Up Roundup: Maybe There Are A Couple Good Ones! Kings Of Leon Enrage Ryan Murphy, Gleeks Everywhere Brothers Scott Have New Idea To Set Drama In The 60s ‘Conan’ Is A Hit, Insists Conan’s Agent and Conan’s Mom Alec Baldwin May Live Liberal Wet Dream As MSNBC Host New Zealand Apologizes To Anna Faris, Will Faris Apologize For ‘Yogi Bear?’ NBC Tired Of Making Bad Decisions, Wants McG To Direct ‘Wonder Woman’ Tila Tequila To Class Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’ 9 Replacement Sponsors For MTV’s ‘Skins’ Apparently, Reality TV Hasn’t Been Cruel Enough To Kelsey Grammer Chloe Moretz To Kick Ass All Over ’30 Rock’ Apocalypse Warning: ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 4 Is Coming Jay Leno To Receive Humor Award. Everything You Know Is Wrong. ‘Skins’ Too Sexy For Sandwiches, Tacos, Gum, And Cars Wonder Woman Lands Her Ridiculous Invisible Plane At NBC Take That, NBC! CBS Greenlights Conan Pilot, ‘Vince Uncensored’ Lisa Edelstein Dishes On ‘House’ Romance Antoine Dodson Extends Already Inexplicable Career ‘Community’ Invites In Malcolm Jamal Warner And Levar Burton Liam Neeson Loves Money, Part 348 NBC Executive Of Douchebaggery Fired For Having $200K Bathroom Olivia Munn Is Single, Loves Her Fans. You Do The Math. Ricky Gervais Will Visit ‘The Office’ What Will Happen On ‘American Idol’ Tonight Ryan Reynolds Gets A Girlfriend ‘Heroes’ Creator Sells ‘Mute Autistic Super-Boy’ Series To Fox Judd Apatow Cries About Ricky Gervais To Twitter Regis Is No Longer Presentable To The Camera Howard Stern Slams Jay Leno, Makes Us Nostalgic For January 2010 Duchovny Spills ‘Californication’ Spoilers Pastries Watch Out: Jason Biggs Is Coming To TV Sarah Michelle Gellar Snags Two Roles In CBS Pilot Jesse Eisenberg To Become SNL’s Most Awkward Host Ever HBO Okays ‘Flight of the Conchords’ But For Ladies CBS Totally Partially Concerned About Charlie Sheen’s Well-Being Olivia Munn: “Penises Are Like Snowflakes.” Steve Carell Ditching ‘The Office’ Before Season Finale Christina Hendricks Posed For Playboy With Nightmare Clown In 1999 ‘Community’ Rolling The Dice For Dungeons and Dragons Man Arrested For Hate Crime Against A. C. Slater ‘Pac-Man’ Exists, Therefore, It Gets a Reality Show We Got Sarah Shahi To Talk To Us Nick Stahl Joins Pun-Loving Cast of ‘Locke & Key’ Conan Wants You To Stop Chanting “Conan!” Good News, Some People: Three More Years Of Big Bang Theory! ‘Terra Nova’ Promises Big Dinosaurs, But Not In a Lame Way ‘Raising Hope’ Guest Stars and Spoilers Galore! Terra Nova Locks In Premiere Date ‘Arrested’ Movie: Ron Howard Toys With Our Emotions Again Shawn Ryan Invents His Own Profanity for ‘The Chicago Code’ Warner Bros and CBS Pair Up To Clean Charlie Sheen Salma Hayek Heads Up ‘Wicked’ Adaptation for ABC Crisis Averted: No Bieber-Centric Episode Of ‘Glee’ Search for the New Spartacus Is On