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John Landis Doesn’t Know If Eddie Murphy Wants To Be Funny Anymore Christopher Nolan Has Some Things To Reveal About ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ HBO Getting Back Into Westerns With Doc Holiday Series Francis Ford Coppola On ‘The Godfather Part II’: “There Shoulda Only Been One” ‘The Expendables 2′ Poster Features All Your Favorite Tough Old Guys Beware, Evildoers: ‘Dexter’ Renewed For Two More Seasons ‘Rampage’ Video Game To Become A Real Thinkpiece Film Fox Swats Down David Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly’ Sequel Yvonne Strahovski Seductively Crawls Toward ‘I, Frankenstein’ Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Div…ZZZZZZ NBC Now Thinks People Will Like ‘The Munsters’ More Than ‘Community’ ‘Despicable Me’ Animators Chipping Away At ‘Woody Woodpecker’ Rob Schneider To Address Exclamation Point-Inversion Epidemic With ‘¡Rob!’ The Best Of ‘To Troll A Predator’ (By ‘Best’ I Mean All The Vids I Could Find) Fake Canadian Superheroes Targeting Pedophiles Via YouTube (No, Really) 5 Possible Premises For Glenn Beck’s New Animated Series Armond White Thought ‘Jack And Jill’ Was Just Great, Thank You ‘The Walking Dead’s’ Jon Bernthal Agrees To ‘Snitch’ What Is A ‘Magical Negro’ And Why Are They In So Many Films? The President Is Going To Steal Russell Brand’s Girlfriend! Why Adam Sandler Makes Sh*tty Movies (Infographic) Warner Bros. Lego Movie Really Coming Together Sacha Baron Cohen Also Joining Tarantino’s ‘Django’? Bruce Campbell Acknowledges He’s Irreplaceable David Schwimmer Will Be Playing A Mob Hitman In ‘The Iceman’… Seriously. Bad News: Freida Pinto Isn’t Really Nude In ‘Immortals’ Ashton Kutcher’s Sorry For Being So Dumb Brian Grazer Accepts Brett Ratner’s Oscars Sloppy Seconds Eddie Murphy Bolts From Oscars Due To Bizarre Allegiance To Brett Ratner Luke Grimes Joins ‘Taken 2′ Which Sounds Crappy Brett Ratner Steps (a.k.a. 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A Proportionate Response: Wife Smothered To Death After Smashing Husband’s ‘Star Wars’ Toys Nude Girl Buys Horse, Shoots It, Then Resides In Its Corpse A La ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Tracy Morgan And Eddie Griffin Both Vying To Play ODB In Wu Tang Biopic Taylor Lautner Surprises Us By Producing, Starring In A Gus Van Sant Film, Reading The ‘New Yorker’ Joel Edgerton In Talks To Grease Up For ’300: Battle Of Artemisia’ Amanda Seyfried To Porn It Up In ‘Lovelace’ Manure Prices Plummet, Movie Ticket Prices Drop Accordingly ‘Green Lantern’s’ Martin Campbell Reduced To Directing ‘The Fall Guy’ Sterling Archer’s Hero, Burt Reynolds, To Appear In Season 3 John Goodman To Pull A Piece On The Coen Bros’ ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ Hilary Swank Fires Manager Over The Whole Tyrannical Dictator Birthday Party Thing Justin Timberlake To Get Folky With The Coens? Bill Murray To Be The Yin To Charlie Sheen’s F*cked-Up Yang In ‘Charles Swan’ Craig Gillespie On ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’: “I’m Out This Bitch!” Charlie Sheen And His New TV Show Get Picked Up By FX Samuel L. Jackson Is Hollywood’s Highest-Grossing Actor Farrelly Brothers Plan A Legitmate Sequel To ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Infographic: The Netflix Exodus In Perspective Steven Spielberg Didn’t Like ‘Indiana Jones 4′ Either Summit Talks With McG About Non-Board Game Film ‘Puzzle Palace’ Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy Tyler Perry’s ‘The Marriage Counselor’ Will Now Feature Two Things Black People Love: Tyler Perry And Kim Kardashian’s Ass Sony Pokes Aaron Sorkin And Asks Him To Write Steve Jobs Biopic Metallica To Waste Their Money Creating A 3D Movie Disney Doesn’t Want The World To Know Johnny Depp Acts In Non-’Pirates’ Films Ben Affleck Randomly Selected To Direct Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Jimmy Fallon Sells Three Scripts To NBC. This Can’t Be Good. Of Course Ben Stiller Was Selected To Direct A Period Horror Film Charlie Sheen Is ‘Very Disappointed’ With The New ‘Two And A Half Men’, Chuck Lorre Weeps Matthew Vaughn Considers Returning To The Mark Millar Well With ‘Superior’ The New ‘Muppets’ Film Does NOT Have The Frank Oz Seal Of Approval George Romero Doesn’t Watch, Turned Down Offers To Direct ‘The Walking Dead’ 6 Greatest Zombie Movie Escape Scenes The Wachowskis Return To Awesome Movie-Making With ‘Jupiter Ascending’ Load Your Weapons, ‘Akira’ Gets The Green Light Melissa McCarthy Is Getting Her Own Movie And Naming It ‘Tammy’ ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ To Occupy Wall Street ‘Transformers’ Might Shoot Installments 4 And 5 Back-To-Back With Jason Statham Hey, George Lucas! This ‘Star Wars’ Producer Didn’t Like The Prequels Either Set Phasers To Gay: Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto Comes Out Thoughts On Leonard Nimoy’s Retirement Marvel Releases Info On Phase 2 Of The ‘Avengers’ Initiative WB Wants Matt Reeves To Step Into … ‘The Twilight Zone’ ‘Top Gun 2′ Has Some Writers, But No Word On The Story Garry Marshall’s ‘New Year’s Eve’ Poster Seems To Focus On Homeless Hector Elizondo Hilary Swank Has To Apologize For Partying With A Chechen Tyrant Guy Who Threw Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Blames ‘Drive’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years Let’s Celebrate HBO’s Renewal Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ With A Glass Of Cold Buttermilk! Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film Jim Carrey To Make Magic With Steve Carell In ‘Burt Wonderstone’ 16 Zombies On ‘Resident Evil’ Set Injured In Secretly-Funny Disaster ‘Austin Powers’ Actor Suspected Of Killing His Cellmate They Got My Letters! Lifetime To Remake ‘Steel Magnolias’ With All-Black Cast 9 Actresses Hotter Than Rihanna, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive Brad Pitt Busted For Smuggling ‘World War Z’ Guns Into Hungary Gunther, Diners, and Pork: The 5 Lamest Television Hangouts ‘Gotti’ Film Having Difficulty Finding Financing On Account Of It Being An Unholy Nightmare Of A Production Woman Sues ‘Drive’ For Not Being Sh*tty, Hating Jews Netflix Now Agrees With The Rest Of The World That Qwikster Was A Really Bad Idea Sony Picks Up Steve Jobs Biography Because, Hey, Steve Jobs R.I.P. Charles Napier 6 Ways Steve Jobs Changed The Way We Watch Movies R.I.P. Steve Jobs Robert Downey Jr. To Put The System On Trial In ‘Perry Mason’ Franchise? Why Yes, Jason Biggs And His Wife DO Hire Hookers From Time To Time HOLY SH*T: TV’s ‘Mr. Ed’ Is Gonna Be A Movie ‘The Playboy Club’ Lasted Longer Than We Thought, Cancelled After Two Episodes Paramount And New Regency To Foot The Bill For Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ Kiefer Sutherlands Swears ’24: The Movie’ Is Still Happening New ‘Arrested Development’ TV Series And Movie Are Coming Spike Lee Asks Rooney Mara To ‘Please Baby, Baby Please’ Be In ‘Oldboy’ Steve Carell To Join ‘Moneyball’ Director, Murder A Wrestler In ‘Foxcatcher’ In Honor Of National Coffee Day: 8 Celebrities With Stunted Growth Why Did It Take So Long For Nelson Mandela’s Granddaughters To Get Their Own Reality Show? ‘Girls Don’t Always Fall Down’: Our Wes Craven Interview Zach Braff Takes To Reddit To Remind Everyone He Exists And Starred In ‘Scrubs’ Roman Polanski: ‘Sorry I Drugged And Raped You When You Were 13′ Andy Rooney’s Forgotten Film Reviews ‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel ‘Snitch’ To FINALLY Pair Up The Rock And Susan Sarandon? Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen Mick Jagger Hires Josh Olson To Pen Adult Thriller, ‘Tabloid’ WOLVERINES!!! ‘Red Dawn’ Remake To Be Released Next Year ‘Boardwalk Empire’ Star Michael K. Williams Likely To Join ‘Django Unchained’ Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge ‘Man Of Steel’s’ New Mom Is Hot Weekend Box Office Report: Still Good To Be The ‘King’ ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And Blake Lively Casey Affleck And Camilla Belle Join The Sexy, New Version Of ‘Paradise Lost’ No, For Reals: ‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ Is Going To Be A Show Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, And James Franco Join ‘Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse’