News - Page 3Back Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Head-Butts His Wife, Loses His VH1 Reality Show Aaron Paul To Sign On For ‘Long Way Down’, Reminding Us ‘Breaking Bad’ Won’t Last Forever Keanu Reeves Proves ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Will Have A Plot Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′ Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’ Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them? First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough? Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’ Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ! Very Few People Will Actually Get To See ‘The Hobbit’s Revolutionary 3D Presentation Joss Whedon Wearing ‘The Avengers 2′ Daddy Pants ‘Arrested Development’ Has Started Filming New Episodes Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series Movie Tickets More Expensive Than Ever, While Movie Quality Hits All-Time Low Hey Nerds, That ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie Is Still In The Works Dan Aykroyd Making ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Without Bill Murray, Is Dickless Christopher Eccleston Will Get Hit With A Hammer In ‘Thor 2′ Here Are The Effects Of Online Piracy ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Director Invited To Play With ‘Masters Of The Universe’ ‘Rush Hour 4′ Is In The Works, Says Producer Whose Words You Can Understand Coming Out Of His Mouth OK, NOW ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Be Three Films Everyone Comes To Their Damn Senses: ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Cancelled Called That Sh*t: Jon Hamm Has Grown A Mustache ‘Gangster Squad’ Theater Scene Reshoot Will Delay Release Christian Bale Visits Theater Shooting Victims Remember Those 40,000 Wikileaks/Julian Assange Movies? Jeremy Renner Might Be In One Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death ‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′ Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson Comic-Con 2012: Marvel Announces ‘Ant-Man’ Happening Peter Jackson On ‘The Hobbit’s Higher Frame Rate: The Audience Will ‘Get Used To It’ Comic-Con 2012: Guillermo del Toro Finally Shows The World Some ‘Pacific Rim’ Comic-Con 2012: Peter Jackson Denies The World A Third ‘Hobbit’ Film…For Now Ed Helms In Talks For The New ‘Vacation’ Movies Tom Cruise Has Telekinetic And Telepathic Powers. Allegedly. AHHHHH! ‘HUNGER GAMES’ HAS RELEASE DATES FOR THE FINAL TWO MOVIES! Ron Perlman Becomes Hellboy Once Again, For An Awesome Reason ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives Ernest Borgnine Got Old And Died First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None. Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here? Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’ Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’ Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep ‘Dexter’ Definitely Ending Not After This Season, But The Next Tyler Perry Announced He Was Preparing A Sci-Fi Film, And Then The Angels Sang R.I.P. Nora Ephron Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels Are Filming Back-To-Back-To-Back Viggo Mortensen Hired To Kill Dracula Comic-Con 2012 Is Going To Have A ‘Zombie Obstacle Course’ Denis Leary Behind Show About New York City COPS This Time The Guy That Made ‘Showgirls’ Is Making A Movie About Jesus Rob Reiner Is Leonardo DiCaprio’s Dad It’s Going To Cost Extra To See ‘The Hobbit’ In Its Intended Frame Rate ‘Inception”s Hans Zimmer To Provide The Orchestral Hits For ‘Man Of Steel’ ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Is Happening Lindsay Lohan Is Exhausted ‘Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell’ Coming To The Big Screen We Now Know Who’s Playing Osama Bin Laden In ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Terrence Malick Actually Captured On Camera Martin Scorsese Adds ‘The Artist’ Jean Dujardin To ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ Will Smith Explains Why He Dropped Out Of ‘Django Unchained,’ Kind Of Hugh Laurie To Be The Bad Guy In ‘Robocop’ Remake They’re Going To Remake ‘The Elephant Man’ Lindsay Lohan And A Male Porn Star Will Be In A New Brett Easton Ellis Film Tom Cruise And Val Kilmer Are Both Game For A ‘Top Gun’ Sequel Ray Winstone Wins ‘Noah’ Fat Bad Guy Role Your 2012 Comic Con Bingo Card Is Here Hooray For Hollywood!: ‘Possible Lungs’ Found On Street In South LA Semi-Retired Amanda Bynes Is Not At All Retired From Driving Drunk, Enlists Obama’s Help Sam Jackson Is Going To Be In The New ‘Robocop’, Motherf*cker! ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Finnick Casting Rumors Are Hogwash Warner Bros Hires ‘Gangster Squad’ Writer To Assemble ‘Justice League’ Script If You Want A ‘MacGruber 2′, You’re Shit Out Of Luck, According To Will Forte Attend A Free Advance Screening Of ‘That’s My Boy’ Two Things You Haven’t Thought About In Years Combined As Jerry O’Connell Signs On To Play Herman Munster Heisenberg Takes A Load Off In New ‘Breaking Bad’ Poster Guy Ritchie Taking HIs Cockney Charms To ‘Treasure Island’ ‘Leprechaun’ Reboot Gets A ‘Quote’ ‘Writer’ ‘End-Quote’ Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’ Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating ‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’ ‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome. This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason OH NO! ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Is Postponed For A ’3D Overhaul’ Who Besides Kristen Wiig Will Leave ‘SNL’? ‘Breaking Bad’ Will Resume On July 15th Jackie Chan Retires From Action, Just Wants To Be Old Nick Stahl, Star Of ‘In The Bedroom’, ‘Carnivale’, And ‘Terminator 3′, Has Gone Missing Jesse Plemons Will Be ‘Breaking Bad’ Next Season Class Up Your Den With This ‘Anchorman 2′ Teaser Poster There Will Probably Be A(nother) ‘Godfather’ Prequel Whether You Want One Or Not Taylor Lautner To Do More Running And Jumping In ‘Tracers’ Biff From ‘Back To The Future’ Answers All Your Questions With A Convenient Card Nobody Wants To Be In ‘Django Unchained’ Enough About Gay Marriage, Where Does Obama Stand On Tyler Perry? NBC To Renew ‘Community’, ‘Parks’, and ’30 Rock’ But For Shorter Seasons Andre 3000 Still Won’t Make An Outkast Album, But Will Play Jimi Hendrix In Biopic Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up ‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host ‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome Of Course He Does: Tim Burton Compares His ‘Batman’ Movies To Christopher Nolan’s This ‘Perfect Strangers’ Video Game Fills Needs I Didn’t Even Know I Had Caption This Pic For A Chance To Win $80 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Being Flynn’ It’s Come To This: Another ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ Movie Warner Bros Now Going Steady With Ron Howard’s ‘The Dark Tower’ Everybody Loves ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ And Wants To Have Its Babies ‘Robocop’ Reboot Release Reiterated ‘Breaking Bad’ Returns In July, Or So Says Bryan Cranston Ashley Olsen Retires From Acting To Focus On Kickin’ It The ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ Sequel Starring David Hasselhoff That You Didn’t Know About Isn’t Getting Made Nerds Stealing Comics From Nicolas Cage Is The Best Movie Idea Sylvester Stallone Is Talking About Killing Off ‘Rambo’ Also, In (Sorta) ‘Parks And Recreation’ News: Adam Scott And Amy Poehler Doing A Movie Together After The Party, It’s The After-Party: ‘Project X’ Sequel In The Works Script For ‘Bill And Ted 3′ Complete (Excellent!), Waiting For Greenlight (Bogus!) Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison R.I.P. ‘Star Wars’ Designer Ralph McQuarrie Will Ferrell Is Putting The ‘Step Brothers’ Sequel At The Top Of His To-Do List Scarlett Johansson Will Take An Eventful Shower In ‘Alfred Hitchcock and the Making Of Psycho’ ‘The Muppets’ Is Getting A Sequel. Also, The Sky Is Blue. Christopher Lloyd Joins John Leguizamo Comedy, ‘Only Fools And Horses’ R.I.P. Davy Jones 7 Other Places You’ve Heard Tom Kenny, The Voice Of Spongebob Jim Rash And Nat Faxon Making Kristen Wiig An Action Star ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ Saga Reluctantly Handed Over To ‘Horrible Bosses’ Writers If It’s Broke, Still Don’t Fix It: Mike Tyson Is Returning To ‘Hangover III’ Yup, A Whitney Houston Biopic Is In The Works Where Will The Stars Go After ‘Community’ Is Canceled? ‘The Man Who Killed Don Quixote’ Is Maybe Actually Maybe Getting Made Now Netflix Instant Loses Over 1,000 Starz Titles This Week AnnaSophia Robb Will Be The New Carrie Bradshaw In The ‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Lucy Lawless Tries To Deny The World Its Sweet, Sweet Oil, Gets Arrested Caption This Pic For Your Chance To Win The Ultimate Party Pack From ‘Project X’ As We Predicted, Adam Sandler Sweeps The 2012 Razzie Award Nominations Here Are Your 2012 Academy Award Winners ‘The Artist’ Wins Best Picture Meryl Streep Wins Third Oscar For ‘The Iron Lady’ Jean Dujardin Wins Best Actor Michel Hazanavicius Wins Best Director Oscar For ‘The Artist’