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Ernest Had Sex And Now His ‘Son’ Has A Movie Professional Addict Aaron Paul Now Has ‘Need For Speed’ Prince And Lady Gaga To Soundtrack The ‘Gatsby’ Film, The Way Fitzgerald Would Have Wanted It ‘The World’s End’ Poster: I’ll Drink To That Shailene Woodley Up For Mary Jane In ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel ‘Jurassic Park 4′ Was Almost Ridiculous Judd Apatow & Paul Feig Kill Our Dreams It’s Going To Take A Very Specific Set Of Skills To Make ‘Taken 3′ Not Suck Katee Sackhoff Is The Latest Tough, Hot Chick Added To Lady-Version Of ‘The Expendables’ Emily Blunt To Make Things Awkward On ‘Avengers 2′ Set? Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues ‘The Lesbian’ ‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies. 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Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him John Goodman Might Join ‘The Hangover III’ *Crickets, Wolf Howl, Tumbleweed Rolling By* Tom Hanks Thinks The Kennedy Assassination Is The New World War II Shia LaBeouf To Have Real Sex With An Actual Girl In Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ Shia LaBeouf Giving Up Blockbusters, After Making Like 20 Of Them Horshack From ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ Died Ron Howard, The Blackest Director We Know, Naturally Directing Jay-Z Documentary Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Head-Butts His Wife, Loses His VH1 Reality Show Aaron Paul To Sign On For ‘Long Way Down’, Reminding Us ‘Breaking Bad’ Won’t Last Forever Keanu Reeves Proves ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Will Have A Plot Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′ Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’ Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them? First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough? Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’ Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ! Very Few People Will Actually Get To See ‘The Hobbit’s Revolutionary 3D Presentation Joss Whedon Wearing ‘The Avengers 2′ Daddy Pants ‘Arrested Development’ Has Started Filming New Episodes Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series Movie Tickets More Expensive Than Ever, While Movie Quality Hits All-Time Low Hey Nerds, That ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie Is Still In The Works Dan Aykroyd Making ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Without Bill Murray, Is Dickless Christopher Eccleston Will Get Hit With A Hammer In ‘Thor 2′ Here Are The Effects Of Online Piracy ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Director Invited To Play With ‘Masters Of The Universe’