News - Page 15Back Paul Giamatti To Be Not At All Creepy In ‘Rock Of Ages’ Lars Von Trier’s ‘The Nymphomaniac’ Sure To Be Unsexy, Borderline Revolting Tim Dowling To Settle Who’s Smoother: Denzel Or Will You Get To See ‘Tree of Life’ At Cannes! SYKE! Captain Kirk Will NOT Learn The Sting Of First Love In ‘Star Trek’ Sequel Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week Amy Adams To Duet With Tom Cruise? SXSW: Joe Cornish Talks ‘Attack The Block’ PG-13ified Cut Of ‘The King’s Speech’ Opens April 1 Edgar Ramirez Stocking Up On Kryptonite Read Plot Details For ‘American Reunion’ Because What Else Do You Have Going On? The Credible Olsen Sister Snags Another Indie Film Role Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form Jason Schwartzman Joins New Wes Anderson Film In Casting Shocker ‘Rock Of Ages’ And ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ To Rock ‘N’ Kill June 2012 ‘Social Network’ Author and ‘Easy A’ Director Team Up To Commit Moon Crimes? Ed Harris In The Role He Was Born To Play: John McCain Harry Houdini Is The New Julian Assange ‘King’s Speech’ Scribe Prepping Story About POWs, Might Put This Oscar On The Mantle Ivan Reitman Might Bust On The Chinese Before Busting Ghosts MPAA Doesn’t Want ‘Sucker Punch’ Audiences To Know How Good Sex With Jon Hamm Really Is Wiz And Snoop To Make Movie About WWI. Just Kidding. Weed. Kenan Thompson The Next To Guard Legacy Of SNL Films With ‘Party Starters’ Will Sasso Top Candidate To Yuk It Up With The Other Two Stooges SYKE! ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Gets A Summer Release After All Jackman Using ‘Wolverine’ Delay To Sing And Dance In San Francisco Kirk Jones Carries Pregnancy Movie To Term SXSW: Anton Yelchin Talks ‘The Beaver’ And ‘Like Crazy’ Emma Roberts Will Come Of Age In ‘Adult World’ ‘National Treasure 3′ Will Not Be Ad-Libbed Andy Samberg Brought In To Defeat The Curse Of Rashida Jones’ Screenplay 9 Greatest Movie Pranks R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor The Rock Pinky Swears That He Will Star In ‘Snitch’ That Bastard Doug Liman Wants To Send Megan Fox To The ‘Moon’ Benicio Del Toro Set To Squint In ‘Savages’ Paramount Loses Shot At The Elusive “Remake” As ‘Dune’ Rights Expire Colin Firth To Steal Alan Rickman’s Stuff In ‘Gambit’ Jerry Stahl, Rob Marshall And Johnny Depp Unite To Create…A Remake! Andrea Berloff Moving From 9/11 To Cocaine SXSW Filmmaker Wrap-Up Samantha Morton Wants To Get With Robert Pattinson In ‘Cosmopolis’ Four Of Your Favorite Comics Will Be ‘Talking Funny’ For HBO Ladies Lined Up Around The Block To Be In ‘Total Recall’ Remake Somebody Had Better Damned Well Pay For Brad Pitt’s ‘World War Z’ See Photos From Roman Polanski’s Upcoming ‘Carnage’ And Try Not To Wince David Fincher Is The Latest To Probably Not Direct ‘Cleopatra’ ‘Akira’ Casting Shortlist: Pattinson, Garfield, No One Asian Will Watching ‘National Treasure’ Director’s Rom-Com Be Like Serving Jury Duty? ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Demands You Kneel Before Ian McShane Barbra Streisand To Fulfill All Your Fantasies In Stripper Musical ‘Gypsy’? ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Ups Weirdness Quotient By Adding Jason Vorhees Actor ‘Like Crazy’ Team Going The Distance With Interdimensional Love Story ‘Through To You’ HBO Says “Let’s Go With Gandolfini” Yet Again Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is NOT Alberto Falcone (For Real) Like Sands Through The Hourglass, Such Is The ’24′ Movie Liman Tapped For Yet Another “International Man Of Intrigue” Project Neil LaBute Will Find Out Who Poisoned The Old Man Fox 2000 Stakes Claim To Shiny Nugget Of ‘The Floor of Heaven’ HBO To Add Dick Cheney To Its Roster Of Shows About Douchebags It’ll Be Moore Vs. Bridges In ‘The Seventh Son’ Gerard Butler Is Going To Kick Dennis Quaid Into A Pit Weekend Box Office – Cooper Bests McConaughey In Duel To Death Production Actually Begins On ‘The Hobbit’ Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Alberto Falcone (For Real) Jennifer Lawrence Out Of ‘The Savages’ C. Thomas Howell Spills, Er, Confirms The Lizard Out Of The Bag Blackbeard And His Pet Skull Featured On ‘Pirates 4′ Poster Will Michael Chabon’s Best Work Be The “Disneyland Rides Come To Life” Movie? SXSW: Kristen Wiig, Simon Pegg, And Paul Feig Talk ‘Paul’, ‘Bridesmaids’, ‘Star Trek’, Everything Else First Look At ‘Conan’ Villain “Baldar” Zym Gordon-Levitt To Play Some Kind Of Guy In ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Judd Apatow Donates His Cynicism To Celebrity ‘Do Gooders’? Wonder Woman’s New Outfit: Super Heroic Or Super Heinous? Jodie Foster To Direct A Sci-Fi Movie With Heart. Hey, That Sounds Like ‘Contact’! Arnie “Excited” About ‘True Lies 2′ Says Tom Arnold, Who Is Probably “Excited” To Just Get A Job You Could Be America’s Next Top Tupac! Billy Bob Might Be Dusting Off His Santa Suit Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week New ‘Thor’ Posters Made By Norse God Of Laziness Summit Looking For The Next Tween Obsession Sucker Punch Robert De Niro Suddenly Choosey About His Roles David O. Russell May Direct Russ Meyer Biopic Because Boobs Aaron Johnson To Kick Tolstoy And Oliver Stone’s Asses? Kevin Costner Is Superman’s Superdad Whole Lot Of Estrogen Floating Around On This ‘Desperados’ Movie Ridley And Tony Scott Are Coming For Your TV ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Now With 100% More Alan Tudyk Mild-Mannered Sam Jackson Scores Title Role In ‘The Samaritan’ Hollywood Is Quite Taken With Science-Fiction Lately Pine, LaBeouf, Petyfer All Interested In ‘Preacher’. Oh My! Is It Hot In Here? Taylor Swift To Bring Her So-So Voice To ‘The Lorax’ Contest Winners: $25 Dollar Movie Gift Card From ‘Jane Eyre’! Matthew Fox Will Start Killing People For Money Aronofsky Peaces Out Of ‘Wolverine’ Val Kilmer To Try And Squeeze Into A Denim Vest R.I.P. Michael Gough Breck Eisner In The Running To Be Protested By Wiccans Jennifer Lawrence Wins ‘Hunger Games’ Tween Movie Jackpot Is Albert Brooks Cool Enough To Join The Apatow Gang? Zack Snyder To Richard Donner’s ‘Superman’: ‘Go F*ck Yourself’ Abraham Lincoln Now Hunts Vampires And Pixar Movies ‘Horns’ May Prove Shia LaBeouf Is The Devil Seann William Scott And His Tibetan Mastiff Look For Corned Beef Recipes Liam Neeson Has Nothing To Do Besides ‘Taken 2′ After All ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ Could Find Fresh Brains In Grahame-Smith Tommy Lee Jones’ Marriage To Meryl Streep Is In Trouble Ghost Rider Will Battle Very Handsome Enemy In ‘Spirit Of Vengeance’ ‘Moonwalking With Einstein’ Won’t Feature Einstein’s Sick Dance Skills Partner Plug: Ultimate Action-Hero Showdown ‘American Pie’ Sequel Finally Getting Its Sh*t Together Joseph Kosinsky’s ‘Oblivion’ Is Having Identity Issues Megan Fox Might Be Able To Show You How Funny She Can Be Chinese Bad Guys In ‘Red Dawn’ Changed To North Koreans For Maximum Profitability Sam Worthington To Hang Ten And Other Slang Terms Opposites Jon Hamm and Paul Feig Team-Up For Comedy Johnny Knoxville Is Totally Not A ‘Stooge’ Shocking News: Drew Barrymore To Direct New Chick Flick ‘Jackass’ Director Jeff Tremaine Thinks Jocks Need Vengeance, Too Janet Jackson Gets To Make A Movie Now Richard Linklater Wants That Big Cartoon Fish Movie Remake Money Actors Willingly Return To ‘Silent Hill’ Sequel Fox Yields To Non-Existent Demand For ‘Daredevil’ Reboot Mark Wahlberg Is Practicing Beating The Crap Out Of People For ‘The Fighter’ Sequel You Won’t See Will Smith Sassing Alec Baldwin In ‘Men In Black III’ Verbinski To Mash Up ‘CSI’, ‘X-Files’, And ‘House’ For Starz Tom Hanks To Be In A Pirate Movie, But Not The Fun Kind Hendricks Joins The Mile High Club Robin McLeavy To Be Abe Lincoln’s Mom Instead Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout The Birds, The Bees, And The Sam Cooke Biopic John Hawkes To Follow Up ‘Winter’s Bone’ With Something Depressing Instead J.K. Simmons Secures Some Of Wahlberg’s ‘Contraband’ Chloe Sevigny To Play Original Hipster, Lizzie Borden Johnny Depp About To Cry In ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4′ Poster ‘Wrath Of The Titans’ To Face Monstrous New Teen Girl Franchise Good News For Will Forte Fans: Will Forte Is Getting Work ‘Mars Needs Moms’ Thankfully Drowned Zemeckis ‘Yellow Submarine’ Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’ Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director Ridley Scott Decides To Make Logan Marshall-Green Famous By Casting Him In ‘Prometheus’ Larry King In ‘Daily Show’ Talks, Viacom Increases Suspender Budget Fox Wants To Go To Space With McG New ‘Your Highness’ Character Posters Showcase Exquisite Facial Structures Of Portman, Franco, And McBride Bobcat Goldthwait Wants To Murder Some Teenagers ‘Hereafter’ Pulled From Japanese Movie Theaters A Duran Duran Concert Film To Be The Weirdest Thing David Lynch Does That Day Brendan Fraser So Desperate He’s Stealing Fish SXSW Interview: James Wan Talks ‘Insidious’