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Whoa. Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls R.I.P. Jonathan Winters Patrick Duffy Uses His Special Powers To Command A ‘Step-By-Step’ Reunion ‘Go the F*ck to Sleep’ Being Adapted For The Big Screen Somehow Alec Baldwin Is Also Getting Mixed-Up In This NBC Late-Night Business ‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc. Anne Hathaway Hooking Up With Christopher Nolan Again For ‘Interstellar’ ‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now ‘Arrested Development’ Netflix Posters Are Hilarious To Fans, Absurd And Dumb To Everyone Else AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise Robert De Niro To Learn Spanish For Boxing Film ‘Hands Of Stone’ Of Course James Cameron Is Developing New Underwater Motion Capture Technology ‘Anchorman 2′, Nicole Kidman Deficient No More Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70 Matthew McConaughey Confirmed To Play A Spaceman For Christopher Nolan Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’ Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason ‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT! ‘Game Of Thrones’ Renewed For A Fourth Season Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’ ‘G.I. Joe 3′ To Chronicle The Other Half Of The Battle A Long Day’s Porn Shoot: We Visit The Set Of ‘Homecoming’ ‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled R.I.P. Richard Griffiths Someone Stole One Of The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Scripts From Bryan Cranston, Then Got Caught The Card Game ‘Uno’ Is Becoming A Game Show, And It Will Probably Suck Will Smith Didn’t Play Django Because Django Wasn’t A Big Enough Role For Him George R.R. Martin Is Considering A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Prequel Series NBC Late Night To Slide Fallon Into Leno’s Position, And Possibly Seth Meyers Into Fallon’s Robert Redford Unfrozen For ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Role The Rock Might Graduate To His Own ‘Fast’ Movie Mike White Moves From ‘Enlightened’ To Something Else Awesome With ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ Author Christina Applegate To Play Ed Helms’ Way-Too-Hot-For-Him Wife In ‘Vacation’ Reboot George R. R. Martin Gets His Acting Break In ‘Game Of Thrones’ New Season ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Is Getting A Sequel Terrence Malick Included ‘Zoolander’ In His Personally-Curated Film Series 7 Greatest Manhunt Movies Tom Cruise Is Latest To Probably Turn Down ‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’ You Can Buy Jesse’s Car From ‘Breaking Bad’, Not That You’d Want To Alay Your Worries, Colossus Is Also Back For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ 2/3 Of ‘Horrible Bosses’ Stars Unite For Cop Comedy Dave Bautista To Body Slam Bad Guys In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ ‘Jurassic Park 4′ Gets A Director Iranian News Agency Suggests Ben Affleck Be Hanged For ‘Argo’ ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie Raises $2.7 Million In 11 Hours On Kickstarter, Gets Greenlight Warwick Davis Would Like A Bigger Role In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ The Poster For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Must Be Some Sort Of Joke The Simpsons Movie’ Sequel Should Be Here In ’10, 15 Years’ ‘Good Times’ Film In The Works: Jimmy Walker Gets To Eat This Month! Weird-Looking Guy From ‘Girls’ Joins Jason Bateman & Tina Fey In ‘This Is Where I Leave You’ Announced ‘Trainspotting’ Sequel Means All The Characters Might Not Be Dead Yet The 7 Best Horror Re-Imaginings ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Gets A Sequel…FINALLY IFC Continues To Bring In The Yuks With Ben Stiller And Will Ferrell Series ‘The Hangover 3′ Poster Indicates The Film Could Be Interesting NBC Getting On Board With Turning Its Late-Night Lineup Into An Absolute Greco-Roman Clusterf*ck ‘Community’ To Do All-Puppet Episode As The Smell Of Desperation Gently Wafts Into Our Living Rooms Jon Stewart To Bum America Out With Directorial Debut Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr. Join Awesomely-Lazy Titled ‘Let’s Be Cops’ Rumor Has It That Brad Bird’s ‘Tomorrowland’ Will Feature Time Travel And Robots Our Hearts Can’t Take Much More Of This: O’Brien Is Leaving ‘Downton Abbey’ Gary Oldman To Battle Super Smart Monkeys In ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Scott Gimple To Run The Show On ‘Walking Dead’ Season Four Ron Livingston To Join The Cast Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ Tina Fey Doesn’t Want To Host The Oscars Because A) It’s Hard For Women, And B) Hosting The Oscars Sucks Tom Hardy To Wrestle With PTSD & Probably Break Its Back In ‘Samarkand’ Simon Pegg Rumored For Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Because Of All The Nerds Seth MacFarlane Not Interested In Hosting The Oscars Again Because Who The F*ck Would Want That Job? 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