This weekend on television, MTV makes reparations while Mad Men builds up to its season finale.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
DOLLHOUSE
Network: FOX
Time: 9 - 10PM
Reasons to watch: Sierra's introduction to the Dollhouse is revealed when she is forced to face her connection to the Rossum Corporation. Keith Carradine guest stars as an old white guy.
WHITE COLLAR
Network: USA
Time: 10 - 11PM
Reasons to watch: A white collar criminal teams up with an FBI agent to help bring down other white collar criminals in order to avoid serving jailtime. Is there no honor amongst exquisitely dressed thieves these days?
WHO'S ON LATE
LENO
Colin Firth
LETTERMAN (repeat)
Amy Poehler; Nick Griffin; Judy Collins
CONAN (repeat)
Robin Williams; Piers Morgan; All Time Low
KIMMEL
Terry Bradshaw; Catherine Keener; Echo and the Bunnymen perform
FERGUSON
Julia Louis-Dreyfus; The Avett Brothers perform
FALLON (repeat)
Kristen Wiig; David Wells; Christopher Cross and Michael McDonald perform
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24th, 2009
SPLINTER
Network: Syfy
Time: 7 - 9PM
Reasons to watch: A parasitic porcupine monster holds a young couple and killer-on-the-lam hostage inside a convenience store. Terrifying if you are in the 0.001% of society frightened by porcupines.
MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16
Network: MTV
Time: 9 - 11PM
Reasons to watch: MTV throws us a bone by finally hacking the spoiled brats of My Super Sweet 16 into small pieces. That's a step in the right direction. Next we need to get them to combine The Hills with The Hills Have Eyes.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25th, 2009
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Network: HBO
Time: 9 - 9:30PM
Reasons to watch: Jerry and Larry begin writing the reunion show but are distracted by a show staffer's bare midriff. Man, those Teamsters just don't wanna leave anything to the imagination.
MAD MEN
Network: AMC
Time: 10 - 11PM
Reasons to watch: Ster-Coops welcomes back a client who once strayed while Joan and her husband discuss their future and whether it involves him raping her again. Because a girl's gotta prepare, y'know?