What's On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

POSTED BY Wookie Johnson | WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 28 AT 2:00 PDT

WHAT TO WATCH ON TV

Teen Wolf Pug commands you to watch these fine programs tonight.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

WORLD SERIES: GAME ONE

Network: FOX

Time: 7:30 - 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: The World Series begins tonight. Phillies at Yankees. But considering that New York is currently being pissed on worse than John Turturro in a Michael Bay movie, the game will probably be rained out. In which case, FOX will show reruns of House most likely.

THE REAL WOLFMAN

Network: History

Time: 9 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: Using modern forensics, a criminologist and a cryptozoologist explore stories of a wolfman who was said to have terrorized the French town of Gevaudan in the 18th Century. I hope they explore the link between being a werewolf and kicking ass at basketball.

RETURN TO THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL

Network: AMC

Time: 10 - 11:45PM

Reasons to watch: Why would you return to the house? It's on Haunted Hill for Christ's sake. That's as foolhardy as continually taking a shortcut through Nut Punch Alley.

SOUTH PARK

Network: Comedy Central

Time: 10 - 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: Stan attempts to save the dolphins like Hayden Panettiere and Roger Murtaugh before her. And the crew of the Enterprise before him.

REAL WORLD / ROAD RULES CHALLENGE

Network: MTV

Time: 10 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: The tangled love web between Wes, Johanna, Kelly Anne, and Cohutta is pushed to the limit. Tangled love web? Isn't that what Wes has been shooting on Johanna's stomach?

WHO'S ON LATE

LENO

Lustable lush Chelsea Handler

LETTERMAN

Patrick Dempsey; Bud Selig; Sting performs

CONAN

Lindsey Vonn; Uncle Kracker performs

KIMMEL

Atticus Shaffer; Flyleaf perform

FERGUSON

Madeleine Albright; Rodrigo y Gabriela

FALLON