What's On TV Tonight: Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

POSTED BY Wookie Johnson | WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 11 AT 1:40 PST 

Between The CMA's, CBS's comedy block, and Secret Girlfriend, tonight is all about hot chicks and fat dudes.

 

 

 

43rd ANNUAL CMA AWARDS LIVE
Network: ABC
Time: 8 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood host. Performers include Paisley, Underwood, Jason Aldean, Brooks and Dunn, Neckerchief Joe, Kenny Chesney, Dave Matthews, Horace Spittoonwater, Billy Currington, Vince Gill, Daughtry, Jonny Gangreen, Jamey Johnson, Kid Rock, Lady Antebellum, Miranda Lambert, Zeke Caruthers, Martina McBride, Tim McGraw, Moonshine, Darius Rucker, George Strait, Sugarland, Ira Goldbaum, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban and Zac Brown Band.

 

GARY UNMARRIED
Network: CBS
Time: 8:30 - 9PM

Reasons to watch: Hot-as-sin Nadine Velazquez guest stars as a woman that wants to spend all her time with Gary. This could only happen in Sitcom World. It's because of the screwy physics there.

 

CRIMINAL MINDS
Network: CBS
Time: 9 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: Gavin Rossdale plays a goth rock star that appears to be followed by a killer. But the team wonders if he's taking the act too far and commiting the murders himself. The only way to solve this case is to get baked and listen to his records backward. Meet me in my parents' basement/crime lab.

 

P.O.V.
Network: PBS
Time: 9 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: Three senior citizens thank soldiers at a Maine airport who are arriving from or departing for Afghanistan and Iraq. The seniors offer the troops handshakes, cookies, and free cellphones. Ummm, thanks for fighting and stuff. Here's an old woman to kiss. Also, we got you 100 free minutes from Boost mobile. So yeah, thanks for the freedom.

 

SECRET GIRLFRIEND
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 9:30 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: Mandy would like to get back together with "you." Not you you. But the you from the TV show. The probably fat one.

WHO'S ON LATE

LENO
Sandra Bullock

LETTERMAN
Kate Walsh; Andre Agassi; Norah Jones performs

CONAN
Heather Locklear; Rodman performs

KIMMEL
Dominic Monaghan; Los Lonely Boys perform

FERGUSON
Kenneth Branagh

FALLON
Joan Cusack; Carly Simon performs