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Gran Torino Trailer

Monday, October 27 by

I had no idea that Clint Eastwood did the Voice for the Dark Knight. That’s so awesome. 

Monday Mashup: House Of 1000 Muppets

Monday, October 27 by

We’re trying to at least keep it sort of Halloween up in this bitch. And what better way than this selection for our weekly mashup. Not only is it thematically relevant, its technically superb and goddamn funny. Mwwwwwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa etc.

Giant Freaking Guinea Pigs

Monday, October 27 by

I never saw Cloverfield because I heard that people were totally vomiting in the theatre. And whenever I smell vomit, it makes me want to vomit.  Now having seen this South Park clip, I feel like I’ve seen the movie. Awesome.

Morning News Roundup

Monday, October 27 by

Monday Morning. A time for reflection. A time too look back over the weekend and wonder if you made all the right moves, if you did your best keg stand and provided reliable wingman services for your bros. A time for the morning links.

UFC Saturday Night Man Dance

Sunday, October 26 by

Ben over at CAGEPOTATO.COM has some coverage of last night's UFC fight. I love the way that Bruce Buffer has to rattle off all of the advertiser blurbs before this main event.

The Notorious L.I.N.K.

Friday, October 24 by

I was thinking about how it’s going to be lame that I have to spend all my weekend moving. Then I saw this new trailer for Notorious and I was reminded how lucky I am not to be a fat dead rapper who doesn’t even get to move into a new apartment because they are dead. Time to start drinking. Here are your links.

If Game Shows Were Made For Animals

Friday, October 24 by

This is a post from Holy Taco. Click on the image for the full version. So genius.

Will Ferrell On SNL Is Awesome

Friday, October 24 by

Will Ferrell’s impersonation of bush is not the best, but it is the most hilarious.  The writing is great on this one, seriously. I've been really impressed this season. Now I'm going to go have three Xanex and a Silver Bullet. God Bless America.

Bitch Slap’s Unique Juxtaposition of Guns And Boobs

Friday, October 24 by

I'm posting this because this is the official pitch that I found with the trailer:  "Bitch Slap is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s – 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girls, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kung Fu Nun, and the Pant." Dude.

Little Hercules Movie Debut

Friday, October 24 by

Richard Sandrak is that kid from a while back that was super popular for being 10 years old and totally ripped. He has starred in his first roll as a kid who is 10 years old and totally ripped. And it’s in 3-D. Thanks to Best Week Ever for this little roided-up gem. 

13 Dead Actresses We Would Have Boned

Friday, October 24 by

Halloween is almost here. It is the time of year where we honor the memory of the dead and the things they have given us by dressing up like slutty pirates and asking our neighbors to give us snacks.

Morning News Roundup

Friday, October 24 by

Last night I had one too many Jamesons. I turned on the TV and watched about five minutes of the Chris Rock special on HBO on demand. Then I started packing up the apartment because my girlfriend and I are moving. Are you thrilled? Here’s the morning news, Junkie.

Thusday’s Links Are Complete Panda-Monium

Thursday, October 23 by

I always figured that the reason tiny animals make you feel good is that if they made you feel bad, there would be a much greater chance of you eating them, and much lesser chance of species actually surviving. Here’s the links.

Soup Clip Of The Week: Manhole Tragedy

Thursday, October 23 by

I put this in our link dump yesterday. But it makes me laugh so hard that I decided that it merits a spot on the homepage. Manhole. 69. Straight face. God bless local news, and the stuff they just don’t catch.

Friday The 13th Teaser

Thursday, October 23 by

Produced by Michael Bay. That's all you need to know. BOOM.

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