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The Spirit

Thursday, November 20 by

Down these mean streets a man must come. A hero born, murdered, and born again. When a Rookie cop named Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces from the shadows of Central City. The Octopus who kills anyone unfortunate enough to see his face who has other plans. He's going to wipe out the entire city.

Do It Again Trailer

Thursday, November 20 by

I like stories of bravery, where the Every Man figure manages to get into a room with Sting and strum some chords, where he comes up with some reason to just sit in a room with Zooey Deschanel and talk about the Sox. This one looks like it might be interesting. If anything it’s an original idea and the guy gets an E for Effort. 

The Colbert Report

Thursday, November 20 by

One of the funniest and most informative men on TV, Stephen Colbert has created a show that is consistently hilarious and that brilliantly compliments the stylings of his pundit compadre Jon Stewart. Smart and blaringly American, Colbert keeps you laughing while disecting the news and intimidating guests on the show with his cocksure, unrelenting attitude.

Transporter 3

Thursday, November 20 by

The world's most kickass British bald action star is back for a third outing of the Transporter series. This time he has to deliver a 'package' (in this case babe Natalya Rudakova) from Marseilles to Odessa for an evil mastermind who has rigged lead character Frank Martin (Jason Statham) with a diabolical device.

Colbert Undergoes Intense Vetting Process

Thursday, November 20 by

Stephen undergoes an intense vetting interview where he explains his days as a gun toting, rail snorting, high-class prostitute. He does it all for America.

Celebrating The Career Of Jim Belushi

Thursday, November 20 by

On June 15, 1949 a baby boy who would become a successful and talented comedic actor was born. His name was Jim Varney. Five years later, a boy who would spend a lengthy career confounding audiences worldwide was birthed in Chicago. His name was Jim too.

Christina Ricci To Star As Yellow Crayon

Thursday, November 20 by

Me, In Kindergarten: “I LOVE the color yellow.” Girl sitting next to me: “Yeah, well why don’t you marry it?” Me: “Listen, I know we’re both young but we’re smart enough to understand that it’s legally and much less physically implausible to marry a color.” Girl sitting next to me: “Shut up, you’re stupid.” 23 years l

South Park ‘The Ungroundable’

Thursday, November 20 by

Butters discovers a terrible secret lurking in the heart of South Park Elementary: there are vampires, and he even becomes so desperate as to ask them to let him join.  The Goths also become “so seriously pissed off” that preppy kids are taking over their Goth look that they decide to do something about it.

Blood Meridian

Wednesday, November 19 by

An adaptation of Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men), this brutal and bloody southwestern story takes place during the middle of the 19th century and involves a runaway kid who joins the 'Glantons,' a gang that scalps Mexicans and Indians.Rating: N/ARelease Date: 2009Studio: Scott Rudin Productions

Link Dump

Wednesday, November 19 by

Trey Parker on South Park 2 (Joblo)

New Spirit Trailer Has Extra Christmas ROCK

Wednesday, November 19 by

Nothing says Holiday Season like FIGHTING CRIME.  Nothing. Chances are very good that I'll be "reviewing" this one as an excuse to get out of family obligations sometime around December 25th at Noon at the Silverado 16 theater in San Antonio, TX.

The Wrestler

Wednesday, November 19 by

A drama centered on retired professional wrestler Randy "The Ram" Robinson as he makes his way through the independent circuit, trying to get back in the game for one final showdown with his former rival.Release Date: January 16th, 2009Rating: RStudio: Fox Searchlight  

Review: The Wrestler

Wednesday, November 19 by

I walked out of the theatre from this movie feeling like I had a metal chair smashed over my face after being suplexd onto a mat covered in broken lightbulbs.  And I mean that in the best possible way. The wrestler brings a level of intensity that you don’t often experience these days. It just hurt so good.

Tonight’s Stories

Wednesday, November 19 by

11 Crazy Local News Moments

Wednesday, November 19 by

We can only imagine that it's a great deal of pressure to deliver the news to the masses, all while dressed like your clothing and make-up came out of some time capsule that was put together by the wardrobe people on Designing Women. We can imagine that's rough, for sure.

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