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Review: JCVD

Monday, November 3 by

Jean-Claude Van Damme is an international action superstar.  With a long line of classics (Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Timecop, Death Warrant), he has solidified himself as martial arts master and the quintessential action hero.  Yet for all his tireless efforts towards the action genre,  he can't escape from being the butt of b-movie jokes.  Until now.The Plot in 13 WordsA struggling real life Jean-Claude robs a bank, wants a second chanceRecreating the "Muscles"

The Haunting Of Molly Hartley

Monday, November 3 by

Molly Hartley looks to put her troubled past behind her with a fresh start at a new school, where she sparks with one of the most popular students. But can her secrets stay buried, especially as she learns more about the horrific truth that awaits her once she turns 18? -imdb

Review: The Haunting Of Molly Hartley

Monday, November 3 by

There are some movies that will cause your face to bleed from the constant scratching of it that goes on, simply because you do not understand what is happening, or why it is happening. Though all the key elements of a movie are there, like plot, characters, and a central conflict, the universe seems to say the movie should not exist.

JCVD

Monday, November 3 by

Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! In JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States. -imdbRating: RRelease Date: 11/7/08  (Limited Release)Studio: Gaumont

Palin Pranksters On Early Show

Monday, November 3 by

I listened to this whole bit over the weekend and found it a touch uncomfortable in parts. You realize that Sarah Palin really is exactly what you think. She’s a mom from Alaska that talks to who she assumes to be the leader of a G-8 country like she’s addressing the head of the Wasilla PTA.

Morning News Roundup

Monday, November 3 by

It was basically a non-Halloween this year. I slept most of Sunday but managed to watch Shoot Em Up. I think that if Daniel Craig’s beautiful face somehow gets mangled and they need a new Bond character, it should be Clive Owen. That just the kind of brilliant insight you're going to get around here.

Time To Find A Slutty Nurse Link Dump

Friday, October 31 by

Thanks to Holy Taco for this clip. It’s a gem, a real gem.

A Fanboy Rants: In Defense Of Heroes

Friday, October 31 by

Welcome to a new column where we let our many entertainment aficionado readers sound off on matters of immense import. This week’s rant comes from Brendon in Seattle, WA. With the news this morning that a previously popular television show will be losing some of its top production talent due to poor ratings, I believe you will find this opinion piece to be both timely and impassioned.  Without further adieu, I give you “In Defense of Heroes.”

Angels and Demons

Friday, October 31 by

The DaVinci Code was a boring book, and thus a boring movie. Angels and Demons was a fun, action packed book. So if they follow the same formula as before (by staying extremely true to the book), then this movie is going to rock.Hot Chicks to Watch Out For: Ayelet Zurer

Angels And Demons Trailer

Friday, October 31 by

I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the same exact thing. Tom Hank’s ass looks HOT in that suit!  That’s not what you were thinking? You were thinking that this looks a lot like the DaVinci Code? Wait, thats a good point. Does this one have Audrey Tautou?  No? Damn.

Courting Condi

Friday, October 31 by

Buzz McCallister, the older brother from Home Alone, is all grown up and starring in this musical docu-tragi-comedy about his infatuation with Condoleeza Rice, and his subsequent quest to hook up with her. WTF?!?!  Strangely enough, this movie looks pretty hilarious (note Dad's reaction to his son's proclamation of love for Ms. Rice in the 'Sizzle' trailer).

Doc Watch: Courting Condi Sizzler

Friday, October 31 by

Damn, who wouldn’t want to hit that? Basically runs foreign policy. Concert pianist.  Professor at Stanford. Gap in her teeth so large you could floss it with an extension cord (one of the heavy duty orange ones). What I’m trying to say is that this “doc,” starring the big brother form Home Alone looks kind of amazing. 

30 Rock Do Over

Friday, October 31 by

The season 3 opener begins with Liz strolling to work when she is pleasantly surprised to see Jack pulling up next to her in a limo.  When he is asked by Liz how he managed to get out of his government job Jack responds vaguely that he's not at liberty to say due to it's classified natu

Bin Laden Was A Community Oraganizer

Friday, October 31 by

If I do end up going out to any Halloween parties this weekend I’m totally going as a “Community Organizer.” That’s going to be the hottest costume on the block. Oversized T-Shirt, clipboard with some extra pens, a pair of Crocks with smart wool socks.  I can totally scrape that together at 6pm tonight.

The Office Employee Transfer

Friday, October 31 by

Dwight and Andy have another one of their epic clashes, Pam discovers that Jim’s brothers are a couple of jerks, and Michael and Holly encounter some relationship troubles as they’re cramped in the cabin of a truck with Darrrell on an eight hour drive.Why so Serious?

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