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More Spirit cleavage (Joblo)

Duplicity Trailer

Monday, December 1 by

Looks like they’ve FINALLY got around to making Oceans 14. But the part of Brad Pitt and George Clooney and all those dudes is singlehandedly played by Clive Owen. And it’s directed by Tony Gilroy, who did Michael Clayton. Which was one of the best movies of last year.

18 Absurdities of the Macy’s Parade

Monday, December 1 by

Watching the Pre-Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Broadway Dancetacular, something occurred to me. If you take the amount of musical theatre performers in the US, multiply it by their salary, add that to whatever production costs that are involved, and divide that by the total number of Gays and Old People in the US, the numbers just don’t work out. Musical theatre, like parades with giant balloons, are absurd american traditions. So in line with this idea, here are a few of the more absurd moments from the most recent Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, in pictures. Some of them involve dancing.

P. Diddy Will Be The Next James Bond

Monday, December 1 by

Dear P. Diddy,

Kristy Swanson To Play Buffy In New Movie?

Friday, November 28 by

There are three things in life that you can count on: death, taxes, and masses of teenagers loving vampires.  Summit is already planning a sequel to Twilight, and now there’s talks that Buffy will hit the big screens. This, among other stories, finds itself among our post Thanksgiving morning news.

J.J. Abrams Star Trek Footage Presentation Breakdown

Wednesday, November 26 by

Screenjunkies's writer Jim Connelly breaks down selected scenes from the recent J.J. Abrams presentation of the much-anticipated, highly-controversial Star Trek. Check it out, along with the recently 'upgraded' internet trailer featuring a cameo from L. Nimoy himself.

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Wednesday, November 26 by

Meet the new Lara Croft (Maxim)The Reader poster (Joblo)

Frank Martin’s 8 Rules To Being Badass

Wednesday, November 26 by

Frank Martin is a man of principles. His strict code of professional ethics and discipline help set the parameters for his total ass-kicking-ness. His stated rules are the following: never change the deal, no names, never open the package, and never make a promise you can't keep.

Stallone, Statham, Li, and Lundgren Team Up

Wednesday, November 26 by

John Rambo was more entertaining than anything Tarantino has touched since Kill Bill. Maybe it’s just a personal preference. I thought Tarantino was a visionary…when I was 16. Now I think he’s just sort of irritating. Apparently Sly agrees and is a little irritated he didn’t get a part in Inglorious Basterds.

Butterflies Attack!!

Wednesday, November 26 by

A Massive Dynamic employee is so convinced he is being attacked by butterflies that he jumps out of a window to escape them, and the team is called in to investigate. Although Olivia's unexplained interaction with Agent Scott leads to breaks in the case, she is so desperate to rid her consciousness of him that she demands to go back into the tank. Meanwhile, the gig is up for Peter when a former friend-and some current foes-find out he's back in Boston.

Pre-Thanksgiving Rerun Lineup

Tuesday, November 25 by

It seems as though TV is taking its Thanksgiving vacation a little early. No new episdoes and a lot of reruns. But real junkies never give up. Catch Obama, aging virgins, and Butters pretending to be Asian on TV tonight.

12 Sex Lessons From Late Night Movies

Tuesday, November 25 by

 
It was probably close to three in the morning in your living room. You were six sodas deep with the volume turned way down on the set, anxiously awaiting some practical knowledge regarding the mysterious act of sex. From the scenes that put wisdom in your brain and a strain in your shorts, these were the moments that taught you more about getting laid than anything else. Here are some of the lessons you learned.
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Fox Rules Tuesday Night TV

Tuesday, November 25 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

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Tuesday, November 25 by

The Box says "Do Not Open Until November"(CHUD) Robert Downey Jr talks Avengers (MTV) Terminator has some crazy poster (Filmdrunk) Heroes apologizes for calling fans "Dipshits" (TLF) Fincher directing Keanu?…

Give Em Hell, Malone Trailer

Tuesday, November 25 by

Ever since I saw Stander, I was sold on the fact that Thomas Jane is a badass. This one looks like more solid evidence.

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