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Good Trailer

Friday, December 12 by

This trailer has a totally awesome part at the 30 second mark where the main character says "Hitler is a Jerk. He'll never last." And then clinks giant beer mugs with his friend. Do we really need another movie about the moral dilemma of joining vs. not joining the Nazi Party in pre-war Europe?

Legendary Betty Page Dies

Friday, December 12 by

Legendary pin-up model Betty Page died today at age of 85 from complications of a recent heart attack.  If you're like me you're pretty shocked by the news that Betty Page was still alive.

Meredith Is On Fire (Literally)

Friday, December 12 by

Phyllis shows a devilish side of herself we haven't seen before – she's holding her knowledge of Dwight and Angela’s torrid affair over the former party planning committee’s head in order to boss her around and plan her own parties, while Meredith’s hair catches on fire in the conference room and Dwight runs a lucrative black market from his desk on the hot toy of the season.

EW’s Ten Best Unproduced Scripts in Hollywood?

Thursday, December 11 by

EW's list of supposed hot scripts dropped yesterday. Number 9 is I'm With Cancer, written by Will Reiser. Will is a friend, so I've read the script numerous times, and I can confidently say that EW's description of the project as "The 40 Year Old Virgin with Chemo is total bullshit." It's WAY better than that.

The Predator Rap

Thursday, December 11 by

From HOLY TACO. America needs more raps by British dudes about awesome movies from the 80's. Finally, someone has stepped up. I want to see Robocop narrated in rhymes ASAP. 

Will Ferrell Takes Bush Impersonation to HBO

Thursday, December 11 by

I really don't like live theatre. It rubs me the wrong way. It could be that I just haven't seen enough good plays. It might be because I've spent time around so many actors that defend theatre while they give each other HJ's and say how brilliant they were in their last performance. I will, however, be watching when HBO airs this special presentation of Will Ferrell's Broadway show "You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush." No word yet on the date. But of course, we will let you know. Here's some morning news. HBO to air Will Ferrell's Bush show (Comingsoon)First look at a terminator factory (Empire) SAG could strike by end of January (Variety) Seagal, the tax paying vampire slayer (CHUD) Stiller goes green (Joblo) Oliver Stone to make Chavez doc (Variety)

Holiday Infused Night of Comedy

Wednesday, December 10 by

The Office and 30 Rock get into the Christmas spirit with two new episodes of comedy gold frankincense. Prime Time TV

Link Dump

Wednesday, December 10 by

Evan Rachel Wood is Mary Jane (CHUD) The resurrection of Mickey Rourke (Maxim) Fallon responds to douchebag allegations (Flmdrunk) Liev Schreiber gets feral in Wolverine (Comingsoon) Sexiest music moments in TV History…

Half Naked Jessica Biel In Powder Blue

Wednesday, December 10 by

Powder Blue is a forthcoming movie where Jessica Biel plays a woman stripping to earn money to raise her terminally ill son. If it's one thing that a guy does not need it is a reason for a stripper to be stripping. We don't care about your college fund or your grandma's glaucoma.

Morning News

Wednesday, December 10 by

Julian Farino will juggle Oranges

A FUC*#$% Tribute To Samuel L.

Tuesday, December 9 by

You've got a few options tonight. They are based on if you are watching TV with a woman next to you. If the answer is yes, then stick with a Christmas episode of House MD and a Nightline interview of Laura and Barbara Bush (she's the well behaved Bush daughter). If the answer is no, then go for the AMC salute to Mr. Bad Ass Motherfucker, Samuel L. Jackson.

Terminator Salvation Trailer 2

Tuesday, December 9 by

Ok, Im just going to point this out real quickly. It sounds like Christian Bale is rocking the Dark Knight voice again. I swear I've seen him in interviews where he's totally capable of talking like a normal human. But no, he has to do the gravely throat-cancer-smoking-since-I-was-five thing. Either way this movie looks totally bad ass.

Midweek TV Nite Lineup

Tuesday, December 9 by

After a rough day of work, or 10 hours of XBOX, it's good to know that you always have TV to show some awesome slowmotion face slapping, and an over the top adventure TV movie to make you so comfortably numb.Prime Time TV

Exclusive Interview With Brea Grant

Tuesday, December 9 by

I recently had the honor of sitting down with rising television star Brea Grant in a secluded location on the outskirts of Los Angeles. Our extensive conversation spanned many topics, including Tex Mex food, shoveling elephant poop, and some of those inherent characteristics that make us all human, such as being disgusted by elephant poop.

The Blood on the Wall

Tuesday, December 9 by

How many empty warehouses are there in California? Bllions apparently. It amazes me how Sarah always seems to find one. Is there some sort of fan forum message board that has a directory? It boggles my mind. Here's your recappage, Junkie.

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