11 Nude Scenes We Didn’t Need To See

Monday, November 10 by

There is good-naked, like a beautiful woman brushing her hair. And there is bad-naked, like Wilfred Brimley in his birthday suit working a belt sander. Here are a few of the most important moments in cinema that have brought bad-naked to your precious little burning eyeballs. Enjoy.   

Who The Hell Is Bill Bouchard?

Monday, November 10 by

 It takes a little digging on Wonderglen’s intranet. But you find some pretty amazing stuff.  Here are a few parts to check out:

The Sarah Connor Chronicles ‘Mr. Ferguson is Ill Today’

Monday, November 10 by

"You're Not Stupid John, But Sometimes You Do Stupid Things"  should have been the title of the episode. I sometimes forget that he's a sixteen year old boy because we are constantly reminded that he's the savior of mankind but, when he does something immature and "you have got to be kidding me "worthy, it all seems to come rushing back to me.

Special Trailer

Monday, November 10 by

The biggest side effect I have ever had from a prescription drug has come from taking estrogen pills by accident. I grew a sweet set of tits. They went away. Sort of.

Review: Soul Men

Monday, November 10 by

Soul Men has the unusual distinction of having, in its cast, two instrumentally famous African American performers who have both passed away in the past year: Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes. Because of this, it’s almost impossible to look at the film without remembering how much Mac and Hayes have impacted both the acting and music world, and it works to the film’s advantage.

Soul Men

Monday, November 10 by

Samuel Jackson and  Bernie Mac team up for soulful comedy in this Mac's swan song.  The plot involves two former bandmates who decide to tour cross country in order to honor their recently deceased lead singer.  A woman believed to be Mac's daughter joins the fun and steps up to the role of lead singer in the band.Rating: R

True Blood ‘I Don’t Want To Know’

Monday, November 10 by

  With only two episodes left, things just seem to get more complicated for Sookie and the people in her life.  I honestly can’t figure out how they are going to end this first season…probably with some lame cliffhanger that will piss everyone off. 

Monday Mashup: Pulp Muppets

Monday, November 10 by

I’m probably late to the party for this one. And even though it’s more like a recut, it’s damn funny.

A Fanboy Rants: The Wachowski Brothers

Monday, November 10 by

Speed Racer is 2008’s biggest box office bomb so far, and as a result, many people have been quick to label it the worst film of the year. Some are even calling it the worst film of all time.  Similarly, we all know that the two Matrix sequels did nothing but disappoint fans.

Beyonce To Play Wonder Woman?

Monday, November 10 by

Riding on the wave of total racial reconciliation that has finally swept our fine country, Beyonce is putting her bid in to the world’s first Black Wonder Woman. It’s going to be a tough fight for the part.

Entourage ‘Revenge of the Seth’

Sunday, November 9 by

  Sometimes, every man has to swallow his pride like so many bitter and stale pumpkin beers left as wounded soldiers after a Halloween party. You probably did that last weekend, but at least you didn't have to deal with Seth Green biting at your ankles while you did it.

New Mexico’s Next Wingman?

Friday, November 7 by

Whaaaa? Val Kilmer is pondering the idea of running for the office of governor in New Mexico. Hopefully my prayers will be answered and shirtless volley ball becomes recognized as the official state sport. Oh to dream!  Until then, here's some links.

Australia Feature Trailer

Friday, November 7 by

I saw this trailer while watching the election returns on MSNBC the other night. I noticed two things about it. One, the music is dope. Two, it is quite possible that this movie is actually a remake of The Gods Must Be Crazy.  Irrefutable video proof after the jump.

Point Counter Point: Four Christmases

Friday, November 7 by

Whatever your stance on the acting abilities of V. Vaughn may be, few can deny the contentious, often violent debate that erupts surrounding his Yule-timed movies. We’re giving two ardent, impassioned readers of Screenjunkies a chance to have their opinions heard. We hope you enjoy. Yours Truly. Max Powers, Editor At Large.

30 Rock “Believe In The Stars”

Friday, November 7 by

Tranquilizers, Freaky Friday, Olympic Tetherball, and Oprah Winfrey. Liz tells Jack that she has to fly to Chicago for jury duty. Convinced that it won’t take long to not be selected as one of the jurors, thanks to her Princess Leia costume, she tells him that she will return in no time.  This is fortunate for him because he has found himself in the middle of an Olympic controversy worse than doping.