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SEX, LIES & V.O.D: SASHA GREY GOES MAINSTREAM WITH “THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE”

Thursday, April 2 by

(click image to enlarge) Magnolia Pictures has just released the new poster for Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience, starring adult film star Sasha Grey in her mainstream film debut.  It's a pretty stunning poster if I do say so myself.  Check out the synopsis of the film and much more stunning – albeit a tad less tasteful – photos of Sasha after the jump.

Thursday TV Preview

Thursday, April 2 by

Tonight, we are offered a 3hr salute to a show that set the bar high for the numerous procedural hospital dramas to follow: There would be no George Clooney or more John Stamos if not for this show. It ends it's epic 15 season run tonight. An indispensable ER birth after the break.

BRUNO RED BAND TRAILER IS VASSUP!!!

Thursday, April 2 by

THE NEW INTERNATIONAL RED BAND TRAILER FOR BRUNO IS UP AND RUNNING.  CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP AND COMMENT BELOW!!!

11 PAIRS OF SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR MOVIES

Thursday, April 2 by

On April 10th, Observe and Report opens, and will be the second mall cop movie released within a few months.  We're not saying it's a knockoff of Paul Blart at all.  But it's another example of the Hollywood tradition for competing studios to release two eerily familiar movies right around the same time of year. Some say both films benefit from the timing.  Some say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.  You be the judge of which flicks deserve the compliment. Screen Junkies presents – in convenient chronological order, no less:11 PAIRS OF SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR MOVIES!!!1989Turner and Hooch vs. K-9 

Scrubs Recap: My Full Moon

Thursday, April 2 by

Turk and Elliot are in for a long night at Sacred Heart.  Between babysitting the interns and finding ways to care for their patients they take a moment to discuss the pros and cons of being doctors. The Rule of Todd

“SOUND OF MUSIC” DANCERS HOLD ANTWERP TRAIN STATION HOSTAGE

Thursday, April 2 by

Sound of Music in Antwerp Train Station – Watch more free videos This video been floating around on the 'nets for a little while now, but it only came my way today and I had to share.  It's a stunt pulled in an Antwerp, Belgium train station, in which seemingly hundreds of dancers come out of the woodwork and do a number from The Sound of Music.  It's actually a pretty astonishing feat, but my cynical side would have liked to see the whole thing get interrupted midway through by a serendipitously scheduled "dancing Nazi raid" stunt in the same station.  Run, Von Trapp Family!  Run!  Thanks to Screen Junkies reader "Mrs. White" for sending.

NEW TRANSFORMERS PHOTOS!

Thursday, April 2 by

Yahoo! Movies and ComingSoon.Net posted some new pics and info on the sentient hunks o' metal in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which, if you didn't know, opens June 24th.  See more of those bigass wrecking machines doing damage after the jump.

TED NUGENT WILL HUNT PEOPLE FOR BASIC CABLE MONEY… AND OTHER NEWS

Thursday, April 2 by

According to Variety: "CMT has ordered eight episodes of "Runnin' Wild …From Ted Nugent," a reality-competition series that will feature the right-wing rock star and hunting advocate teaching contestants how to survive in the wild, then chasing after them along with his 18-year-old son, Rocco." My hope above all hopes is that Nugent's 18-year-old son, Rocco will be played by Gary Busey in short pants, and that the first victim will be Ice-T dressed a little something like the Predator.  Here's a small taste of what I'm talking about.  Just pretend Rutger Hauer is Nugent: Other news after the jump…

Men Farting, Women Queefing

Wednesday, April 1 by

A new fad engulfs the town of South Park – queefing. All the men are disgusted and outraged and say that queefing is not the same at all as farting, which of course they do all the time. The new fad is prompted by a TV show called "The Queef Sisters" that gets Terrance and Phillip off the air.  T&P aren't too pleased about this, and vow to do something about, but they end up finding the Queef Sisters much more charming than they had anticipated. It's a funny if a bit sub-par South Park this week, and it's after the jump.

Mommy Kate

Wednesday, April 1 by

Ben is in critical condition from the gunshot wound as everybody in the village runs in circles trying to figure out how to save him, save for one very stubborn doctor.  We also get some Kate flashbacks in this episode, where we find out exactly what happened with her and Aaron.  It’s all in this week’s Lost, after the jump.

THIS TRAILER WILL ROCK YOUR FACE OFF AND THEN APOLOGIZE BECAUSE IT’S CANADIAN

Wednesday, April 1 by

ANVIL! The Story of Anvil! rocked the crowds at Sundance, and now is making its way to a theater near you on April 10th.  Check out the trailer after the jump.  You will laugh.  You will cry.  You will rock.  And then you will cry harder at the end of the trailer when the string orchestra music comes in and you realize how much these dudes got a raw deal.  These guys could have had only the finest European prostitutes snorting cocaine off their boners, and now… they're riding coach. Also, there's a shot of this dude from Anvil biting his guitar during a set and it looks kind of dangerous, so you should watch it.

ZACK SNYDER’S APRIL LINK DUMP FOR FOOLS

Wednesday, April 1 by

Snyder To Direct Next Star Wars Project? (Filmofilia)Awesome Bad Movie: Biohazard (FilmDrunk)Love N' Licks Are Terrifying (Manofest)Watch Wolverine Free Of Charge If You're a Douchebag (Pajiba)Debra A Is for Ass (GorillaMask)Chewbacca On Guitar? (IAmBored)Dangerous Child Prodigies (Cracked)More On Clash Of The Titans (DreadCentral)Pornography: A Timeline (Holytaco)Maria Swan's Rack (BustedCoverage)Denise Milani Goes Topless! (Uncoached)Legend Of Zelda Movie Trailer: April Fools? (Unreality)Ring Ring Phone Call! (TomOatmeal)How NOT To Transport An Air Conditioner (NothingToxic)The Hottest Women In The World (Chickipedia)

DANGER: HIGH TRAVOLTAGE! “TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3″ TRAILER

Wednesday, April 1 by

The new Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 trailer went up today on Myspace, and it's got enough Travolta-on-Denzel action to make Oprah's live audience collectively explode from a freak mass orgasm.  The film is slated for a June 12th, 2009.  Gentlemen, lock up your wives and girlfriends lest they stampede children on the way to the theater. Check out the clip after the jump to see what we're up against. 

April Fools TV Preview

Wednesday, April 1 by

Tonight's schedule is playing no jokes on you, just a slightly more foolish 'hump day' with another treatment of Lost, a shot of Scrubs, and a promise from South Park to cross the line yet again. Reno 911! also premieres with some fresh faces and probably an ample amount of short shorts. Your preview after the break.

CELEBRITY TWEETS STRIP MAGIC FROM MOVIES & TV

Wednesday, April 1 by

The Hollywood reporter posted an article about Twitter going Hollywood, with stars and behind-the-scenes talent starting to constantly update their Twitter accounts, giving us movie fans unprecedented access into the inner workings of filmmaking – no matter how mundane the details.  Ashton Kutcher was reported to have tweeted about the pitfalls of his stunt double showing up to set with a shaved chest.  Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau posted the following last month: "Directing is about waking up every night at 4 a.m., exhausted, and not being able to fall back asleep because your brain is screaming at you."  Directing sounds a lot like editing a blog.  The brain part sounds a lot like my self-loathing, which, incidentally looks a lot like Danny Devito, for whatever reason.  But I would argue all this tweeting strips away the artifice that makes movies fun in the first place. 

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