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It’s Always Sunny Gang Pulls a Kidnapping

Friday, October 17 by

Season 4, Episode 8 "Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia” Kidnappings, Two man dick handling, and a diabetic cat. These are what you’re in for in this episode.

Recap: The Office Is Full of Mean Girls

Friday, October 17 by

Season 5, Episode 3 "Baby Shower" We expect Jan and Angela to be total bitches, but we expect more from you, Pam. Michael, Jan and Holly:

Bonus Features: Thursday’s Colorful Links

Thursday, October 16 by

Sony has made some awesome commercials for their Bravia TVs, but of course we never get to see them here in the States. This one has to do with some big ass dominoes falling all over the place.

IMDB Is A Racist Computer

Thursday, October 16 by

IMDB sorts movies with plot-based keywords. Some of them are a little strange, like ‘Vomit Scene’ or ‘Stabbed in Throat’ or ‘Run Our of Gas.’  But this one has to be the best. Here’s a list of the movies that have the subheading 'The Black Guy Dies.'

Do We Really Need All Of This Potty Talk?

Thursday, October 16 by

I dunno, of all the ways to go, killer boobies might not be that bad.

Little Bill O’Reilly Obliterates Spin

Thursday, October 16 by

Sometimes I do this job from public. Right now is one of those times. I’m sitting in a coffee shop and I’m laughing really hard and people around me are scooting away from me because they think I’m an insane homeless guy with a laptop.

Watch First 11 Minutes of Sex Drive

Thursday, October 16 by

As part of my never-ending efforts to steal resources from your places of work, I'm presenting you with the first ten minutes of the movie Sex Drive. Be warned, it definitely earns its R-rating with bad words, an implied BJ and some full-on man ass footage. It's very funny.

The Haunting In Connecticut

Thursday, October 16 by

I lived in Connecticut for two years of my life. So I can say with one hundred percent confidence that this trailer shows exactly that it is like to live in Connecticut. One hundred percent. BOO!

Favreau Vs. Hawk At Stan Winston Studios

Thursday, October 16 by

This is some footage shot with a low budge camera during the making of an Iconoclasts episode with Tony Hawk and Jon Favreau. If you haven’t seen iconoclasts, it’s sort of hit or miss show from the Sundance Chanel that pairs movers and shakers in various industries.

Recap: South Park Goes From Rape to Cancer

Thursday, October 16 by

Season 12, Episode 9 "Breast Cancer Show Ever" Cartman's disrespectful display during Wendy's presentation about breast cancer leads to them having a good old fashioned fight on the playground. Plot:

The 7 Most Underrated Hot Chicks on TV

Thursday, October 16 by

It's easy to appreciate the Tricia Helfers and Hayden Panettieres currently strolling across our TV screens, making us disappointed with the caliber of girls that are actually willing to spend time with us.

The Bus Stop Turned Me Into A Porn Star

Wednesday, October 15 by

Looks like the intended controversy about Zack and Miri is starting to wind up. Ads have been pulled from Fox Sports during broadcasts of the Dodgers. Apparently there have been complaints from concerned parents about how to explain what a Porno is to their children.

CBS Sports Covers Aspergers Syndrome

Wednesday, October 15 by

Your parents paid good money so that you could go to college to learn and have sex, not to hump a cleaning utensil and play a watered down version of smear the queer. If you are a Harry Potter fan, then we don’t mean to offend you by poking fun. But seriously, come on. You just can’t defend this. It’s one thing if the brooms were actually magic. But they are not.

Bonus Features: Putting the “C” in CNN

Wednesday, October 15 by

Boy, this political race sure is getting dirty. First Fox News got all fired up about that Sarah Palin shirt and now CNN is going all potty mouth. Oh well, here are some nice, clean links to rescue your brain out of the gutter. Thanks to Holy Taco for pointing out the video.

Franklyn Early Trailer

Wednesday, October 15 by

Goddangit if Eva Green ain’t just the purdyest thing I ever seen.  I want to make little Eva Green babies with her.

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