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Bernie Mac Has New Friend In Heaven

Monday, October 20 by

The crazy thing is that in Pimp Years, Rudy Ray Moore was actually 473 years old. I won’t break down the math, but just understand that all the beating women with coat hangers, trying to get your money, running the finest stable of hos this side of the Mississippi, and just gangsta-leaning that hard can age a brother. He died today, and we have lost a true hero.

Natalie Portman Solves Economic Crisis

Monday, October 20 by

There are a lot of different ways they could have gone with this premise.  This one works. I would have done it as a fake commercial for an investment bank where you have one of those serious financial advisors types giving you the straight talk.

Monday Mashup: The Dark Knight vs. Toy Story 2

Monday, October 20 by

I know it’s easier with cartoon faces, but when whoever edits these things manages to get the mouth movements to line up with the words, I am BLOWN away. This one has some of the best I’ve ever seen, and Mr. Potato Head at about 1:30 makes me laugh my plastic moustache off. Nice work.

This Is Not Sex

Monday, October 20 by

This semi-NSFW video promo for Zach and Miri from Mean Magazine toes the line between high art and just good comedy. It’s got a great look, and this bit of wisdom from sexy Elizabeth Banks.

David Wain: The Interview

Monday, October 20 by

David Wain is best known for his work on the shows Stella and The State. He directed Wet Hot American Summer and The Ten.  He has just finished his first big studio movie picture, Role Models. I spoke with him over the phone about fatherhood, the logistics of cursing around child actors, and Asberger’s Syndrome.

Recap: Entourage Gives Ari His Shot

Monday, October 20 by

Season 5, episode 7 "Gotta Look Up to Get Down." Vince is still screwing himself (and Turtle over) by being Mr. Nice Guy while Ari gets the chance of a lifetime for killing a guy. That sounds about right. Vince:

A Video Game Movie Didn’t Fail

Monday, October 20 by

Max Payne shot his way to the top of the box office numbers this weekend and if I'm not mistaken, it had everything to do with Mark Walburg talking to animals.

Mark Walberg Talks To Animals RESPONSE

Sunday, October 19 by

The original sketch that this is referencing was damn funny. You can peep it here. And seriously, say hi to your mother for me.

Something Completely Different: China is Crowded

Saturday, October 18 by

When I see something so awesome that has nothing to do with Movies or TV, I’m just going to post it anyway.  This is reason number 4,563 to stay the hell away from China. “What do you do for a living?” “Oh, you know those dudes that cram people into trains? I’m one of those guys. My father did it. That's how I got the job.”

Ed Harris Screaming

Friday, October 17 by

 We do these lists of craziest moments of stars.  Last week I really wanted to do one on Ed Harris. But after digging around for the better part of a day I could only find about four good ones. That’s not enough for a list. But yesterday Mr. Appaloosa came strutting into the Coffee Bean in Burbank where I was standing in line so he could get his daily ice blended fix.

13 Greatest Movie Quests For Tail

Friday, October 17 by

Since time immemorial, the Male Species has gone to heroic lengths in order to secure something as vital as air, food, water, and a good piece of tail.  For some, the quest has been of the mind and spirit. For others, it has taken them on a journey of immense distance and hardship.  Whatever the scenario, we salute such a valiant quest. Here are 13 of the best that show just how far some go to seal the deal.  

Watch a Guy Almost Die on the Today Show

Friday, October 17 by

Since I work from home like a shady pot dealer, I could watch The Today Show if I wanted to, but, like most people who aren't 60-year-old women, I think it's boring. But, this clip shows a guy doing a tight rope act with no net on live TV. Plus, it was in Newark, NJ, which makes it about 30-times more dangerous.

Push Trailer

Friday, October 17 by

Ah yes, the old psychic people with special powers getting taken by the government to be used as weapons story. This looks like the Bourne Identity crossed with X-Men crossed with Scanners crossed with Dakota Fanning.

You Have To Smile With Your Eyes

Friday, October 17 by

Tyra has a point. John needs to learn how to project success, otherwise that Barack fellow might win the president contest. You’re a tiger McCain, a ferocious tiger. Grrrrrrrr.

Will Ferrell Brings Bush to Broadway

Friday, October 17 by

First W. gets his own Oliver Stone movie and now we find out that Will Ferrell will be playing him on Broadway. The show, You're Welcome America. A Final Night with George Bush will debut on inauguration day, January 20th and will be helmed by Ferrell's brother from another mother, Adam McKay. I wonder if W.

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