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16 Bad Guys We’d Rather See Win

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Admit it. There are times in the back of your mind when you want the good guy to lose. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Sometimes the star is a just a gigantic wuss who deserves total failure. Here are some that we believe are worth mentioning.  16. Special Agent Starling vs. Hannibal Lecter  Eat people, listen to classical music, break out of prison. Repeat. And he killed the principal from Boston Public (everybody wanted to do it; he got there first). Special Agent Starling just ran around and tried to get people out of basement dungeons. Nice work, but there’s no money in it. Plus, I tried Chianti with fava beans. It’s pretty kick ass. 15. Llewelyn Moss vs. Anton ChigurhTry this just once for a job interview. Before you’re called into the office, just fire blast off the doorknob with a CO2 tank. Walk in slowly.

EXCLUSIVE Role Models Clip!

Thursday, October 30 by

Here’s an exclusive clip from Role Models. I saw an early screening of it and did a review. It blew my mind. You an read my review here.

South Park Pandemic 2: The Startling

Thursday, October 30 by

The four kids and Craig manage to escape from the government and become stranded in the Andes mountains,  with Craig consistently giving deadpan “you-guys-suck” variety delivery, up until the point where he leaves the group and accidentally runs into a showdown with some kind of super guinea pig.I’m Done With This

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She’s Gone Rogue

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Is it just me or has The Daily Show increased their funniness factor by like elevendy billion lately? There are so many good jokes in this one. Just watch the whole thing.

Brett Ratner Made This Commercial Morning News

Thursday, October 30 by

Call me a little bitch, but I never caught on to this whole Guitar Hero thing. I think my problem with it is that people who are really good at it are the opposite of Heroes. They should make a new game called “King Of Fake Guitar Playing Mountain Dew Gives Me Acne What Does A Boobie Feel Like.”  

Morning News Roundup

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  Sho'nuff! It’s Samuel L.

Jack Bauer Is Coming Back Link Dump

Wednesday, October 29 by

One of the main reasons that the world has been in economic turmoil is because Jack Bauer has been hiding somewhere, not taking things to the limit to protect all of us from dangerous things like terrorists and angry dogs.  I look forward to January when he is BACK in action and and all the jobs come back to AMERICA where they are safe.

Seth Rogen On Leno

Wednesday, October 29 by

I really can’t tell how much of the controversy surrounding Zack And Miri was real versus made up by the studio to promote the film. Either way, Seth makes some great points about the whole issue.

Don’t Vote

Wednesday, October 29 by

Guys, I can NOT express how important it is for you to get out there and NOT vote this election. Voting is the reason that the economy is in shambles. Voting is what killed Heath Ledger. Voting was the associate producer of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.  Only you as an indivdual have the power to prevent these things from ever happening again.

The Grudge 3 Trailer

Wednesday, October 29 by

The Grudge Three: Still Holding A Grudge. Come on people, what about forgiveness? Haven't you ever heard that it's divine?  Here’s to hoping that the next one is The Grudge Four: We All Kiss And Make Up And Head Over To Sizzler For Some Popcorn Shrimp.  

9 Most Bizarre Crispin Glover Moments

Wednesday, October 29 by

Crispin Glover has Craziest Moments written all over his incredibly distinctive face. He also seems like he lives his life as though everyday is Halloween. So who better to feature in this week’s list of bizarre moments? Nobody, that’s who.1. Kicking This one is a legendary appearance. All these years later it has become Youtube gold. The role of hallucinogens has still not been confirmed. But word on the street is that he might have ingested a sheet of acid in the greenroom.

Simpsons Spoof Mad Men Intro

Wednesday, October 29 by

This is probably the best thing that The Simpsons has done in a long time.  This is from the forthcoming 19th installment of the 'Treehouse of Horror.' Does that make you feel old?

Morning News Roundup

Wednesday, October 29 by

I’m sorry to startle everyone this early. But it looks like…wait, are you sitting down? You should be, because you are using a computer. Nobody stands at a computer. Maybe scientists?  Anyway, looks like Joaquin Phoenix is going to quit acting. To work on his music.  Great move buddy.

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