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She’s Gone Rogue

Thursday, October 30 by

Is it just me or has The Daily Show increased their funniness factor by like elevendy billion lately? There are so many good jokes in this one. Just watch the whole thing.

Brett Ratner Made This Commercial Morning News

Thursday, October 30 by

Call me a little bitch, but I never caught on to this whole Guitar Hero thing. I think my problem with it is that people who are really good at it are the opposite of Heroes. They should make a new game called “King Of Fake Guitar Playing Mountain Dew Gives Me Acne What Does A Boobie Feel Like.”  

Morning News Roundup

Thursday, October 30 by

  Sho'nuff! It’s Samuel L.

Jack Bauer Is Coming Back Link Dump

Wednesday, October 29 by

One of the main reasons that the world has been in economic turmoil is because Jack Bauer has been hiding somewhere, not taking things to the limit to protect all of us from dangerous things like terrorists and angry dogs.  I look forward to January when he is BACK in action and and all the jobs come back to AMERICA where they are safe.

Seth Rogen On Leno

Wednesday, October 29 by

I really can’t tell how much of the controversy surrounding Zack And Miri was real versus made up by the studio to promote the film. Either way, Seth makes some great points about the whole issue.

Don’t Vote

Wednesday, October 29 by

Guys, I can NOT express how important it is for you to get out there and NOT vote this election. Voting is the reason that the economy is in shambles. Voting is what killed Heath Ledger. Voting was the associate producer of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.  Only you as an indivdual have the power to prevent these things from ever happening again.

The Grudge 3 Trailer

Wednesday, October 29 by

The Grudge Three: Still Holding A Grudge. Come on people, what about forgiveness? Haven't you ever heard that it's divine?  Here’s to hoping that the next one is The Grudge Four: We All Kiss And Make Up And Head Over To Sizzler For Some Popcorn Shrimp.  

9 Most Bizarre Crispin Glover Moments

Wednesday, October 29 by

Crispin Glover has Craziest Moments written all over his incredibly distinctive face. He also seems like he lives his life as though everyday is Halloween. So who better to feature in this week’s list of bizarre moments? Nobody, that’s who.1. Kicking This one is a legendary appearance. All these years later it has become Youtube gold. The role of hallucinogens has still not been confirmed. But word on the street is that he might have ingested a sheet of acid in the greenroom.

Simpsons Spoof Mad Men Intro

Wednesday, October 29 by

This is probably the best thing that The Simpsons has done in a long time.  This is from the forthcoming 19th installment of the 'Treehouse of Horror.' Does that make you feel old?

Morning News Roundup

Wednesday, October 29 by

I’m sorry to startle everyone this early. But it looks like…wait, are you sitting down? You should be, because you are using a computer. Nobody stands at a computer. Maybe scientists?  Anyway, looks like Joaquin Phoenix is going to quit acting. To work on his music.  Great move buddy.

The Daily Show

Wednesday, October 29 by

Along with the her sister program Colbert Report, the Daily Show has indeed become the source of news for youngsters and fogies alike.  Always full of solid comedy and an excellent team of reporters backing Jon up, the show makes the news totally digiestible and informative.  What with the news always doing stuff, we should all be real happy that Jon and the show will be around for a

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Tuesday, October 28 by

Lycans, aka werewolves with "enhanced strength, speed and regeneration abilities", are revolting against their discriminatory vampire masters in this the third installment of the Underworld series.  It explores the origins of the age old monster rivalry between vamps and Lycans, with a vampire babe and all out rumbles to the death. 

My Own Worst Enemy

Tuesday, October 28 by

Christian Slater and his clone star in a series where one Slater is a superskilled secret agent and the other is a suburban dad.  While one clone drives his kids to work, the other dishes the lead out.  Unfortunately, the clones never appear in the same scene together, you know in one of those long lost brother sortof…What?  They're the same person?  Really?

Born Again To Kick Ass Links

Tuesday, October 28 by

You don’t mess with the Kung Fu Jesus. You just dont. That’s all, my disciples. Here are thine links. Click of them how you will. Now go forth and be bountiful in your mention of our hallowed site, and spread the word of Junkies.

Slumdog Milionaire Teaser

Tuesday, October 28 by

Looks like this one is going to be a bullet for this year’s Oscars, or so says the blogosphere.

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