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Thursday, July 2 by

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Thursday, July 2 by

The Public Enemies depression-era babes keep a-comin'.  We've already shown two of the film's lovely ladies, Marion Cotillard and Emilie De Ravin, now it's time for a beauty with a decidedly strange name: Leelee Sobieski.  Although, that's not her real name; her full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski… I think we'll stick with Leelee.  She plays Polly Hamilton, one of Dillinger's numerous lady friends in the flick.  Her work includes films with masterful directors (Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut) and masterful act–… Wait, sorry, no, insane actors (Nic Cage in The Wicker Man).A Word From Leelee: “If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.”On that note, we'll be looking up the Wikipedia page for white cranes, and then trying to Google Leelee's address.  In the meantime, check out hot photos of Leelee after the jump.


Thursday, July 2 by

As everyone is aware by now we lost both Michael Jackson and Billy Mays within days of one another this past week. The wake of this double tragedy has pointed to corellations between the two men that we would not have noticed otherwise. Take a look, if you will, at the side-by-side similarities below and let us know whether these are mere coincidence or if Michael Jackson and Billy Mays are intertwined on a cosmic level. 


Thursday, July 2 by

Former G-Unit rapper The Game may be ready to join the A-Team according to this article from ComingSoon. The Joe Carnahan-directed reboot has yet to find it's B.A. Baracus with a number of names having been thrown into the ring so far. Common, Ice Cube, and "Rampage" Jackson have all come up in casting discussions. The Game is my favorite of these options. I feel like he could really bring to the screen the intimidating please-don't-kill-me vibe that this role needs (a lot more than Common anyway).But let's face the fact that no one will be able to fill Mr. T's shoes. Therefore they should just cast the man himself. He'd be willing to do it. Heck, he was willing to be in this picture.We're so happy together, you guys!Hate it or love it. It's the morning news…These pictures are Kick Ass. (/Film)There's a guy named Nimrod Antal. Also, he's directing the Predator reboot. (Latino Review)Asteroids: The Videgame is now Asteroids: The Movie (THR)Original cast still holding out the hope for a Goonies sequel. (SciFiWire)Alien Nation remake could be the next big thing. (io9)


Wednesday, July 1 by

THE INFORMANT Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersI normally hate movies with clueless protagonists, and this new one from Steven Soderbergh looks like it's got a doozy.  BUT… I might be making an exception, because darned if Matt Damon's character, Mark Whitacre, isn't try his best not to suck.  In The Informant, Damon plays a corporate suit who becomes – you guesed it – an informant for the FBI.  Based on a true story, the real Whitacre remains the highest level executive in U.S. history to turn into a whistleblower.  I think this one has a happier ending than that other whistleblower movie The Insider.  And I'm basing that entirely on the fact that this has an upbeat song from the Eurythmics in the trailer.  If you don't know the Eurythmic, they're a band from the '80s and '90s, which is when this movie takes place.  I'm basing that assessment entirely on the style of mustaches worn by some of the actors.  Here at Screen Junkies, we take our fact-checking seriously.We take these links even more seriously.  Melissa Buhl: Hot, And Could Also Probably Beat You Up (Gorillamask) Things That Best Friends Have To Do (Holytaco) Pauly Shore Is Feuding With Bruno Over Adoption Of African Babies (Filmdrunk) The 10 Sexiest Celebrity "Free Agents" (Manofest) Who Doesn't Want A Japanese LED Watch Called "Pimpstar?" (Walyou) Frank Darabont Is Still Trying To Make Fahrenheit 451 (Pajiba) The 7 Most Pathetic GI Joe Characters (Cracked) 101 Drunk Girls Motorboating (Coedmagazine) Joanna Krupa Is Hot, Also Gives Terrell Owens Crap A Lot (Celebjihad) Despite Recession, Young Men Still Spend Lots Of Money (Mademan) 5 Of The Best Moments In UFC History (Cagepotato) Tyler Perry Is Allowed To Vote For The Oscars?  Seriously? (Unreality) Top 10 Michael Jackson Music Video Girls (Asylum) Inside Of The White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank (Bustedcoverage) Amazing One-Handed Football Catches (Uncoached) Badass Granny With A Badass Car (Regretfulmorning) Buffalo Wing Sauce Cookies Sound Oddly Delicious (Bachelorguy) Albert Pujols Should Vote His Teammates Off The Island (Moondogsports) Boxer Destroys A Dude With One Quick Left Hook (Nothingtoxic) Snack And A Commercial: Your Own Bile (Atomfilms) Bad Motherf–king Wallet (MadeMan) Coco,  Before Chanel Trailer Is French-Tastic (Filmofilia)

The Informant

Wednesday, July 1 by

Director: Steven SoderberghCast: Matt Damon, Scott Bakula, Patton Oswalt, Joel McHale, Tony HaleSynopsis: The U.S. government decides to go after an agri-business giant with a price-fixing accusation, based on the evidence submitted by their star witness, vice president turned informant Mark Whitacre.  And it's a comedy.


Wednesday, July 1 by

On Monday we showcased the French dish that is Public Enemies' starlet Marion Cotillard.  But she's not the only babe we think is the bee's knees in Michael Mann's old timey gangster pick-chaaa.  Meet Emilie de Ravin, who plays Barbara Patzke, a bank teller taken hostage by John Dillinger and company in one of their Illinois heists.  You may remember her from Rian Johnson's cult hit Brick, but she's perhaps more known for her role as Claire Littleton, the Aussie baby mama on "Lost."  A Word From Emilie: "Becoming a prima ballerina requires a lot of work."  Pfffft.  So is putting up a picture gallery of YOU, Emilie!  Just ask our intern, Spencer.  You can check out his handiwork after the jump. And don't forget you can see Emilie starting today in Public Enemies! 


Wednesday, July 1 by

In honor of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opening this weekend, we decided to feature a picture gallery of sexy cavewomen wearing skimpy loincloths.  You might interject, "ScreenJunkies, despite what the Flinstones depicts, humans weren't around during the time of the dinosaurs!" to which we'd respond – and haughtily, we might add – "Would you rather see a gallery of wooly mammoth ass?"   Above: Queen Latifah telling us to "Talk to the trunk."If you answered "yes" then you're into Furries and should be reading Holy Taco.  If you answered "no" then get get ready for some B.C. T&A. 


Wednesday, July 1 by

This one's kind of out of left field but there are rumors over at Daily Stab that Hollywood is interested in bringing the life of Billy Mays to the big screen. You can and should take this one with a grain of salt. I'm taking it with an entire shaker. Steve Carell is being looked at to play the lead with Owen Wilson in consideration for the role of his best friend, Anthony Sullivan. No word yet on who is playing the Sham Wow Guy but my money's on Danny Glover. That and Nelson Mandela are the roles he was born to play.Take a gander at these news links…Final season of Lost will be longer than originally planned. (THR)The Life and Death of Jeff Goldblum. (TV Squad)Couple's Retreat trailer. (First Showing)Matt Damon's The Informant trailer. (Apple)How To Determine Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster. (Holy Taco) Chris Klein is an ACTOR. (Latino Review)


Tuesday, June 30 by

WATCHMEN Blu-Ray Clip in MAXIMUM MOVIE MODE – Watch more Funny Videos Above is a clip of the "Maximum Movie Mode" way of watching Watchmen when it comes to Blu-Ray on July 21st.  As long as you're a Zach Snyder enthusiast, it looks like a pretty kickass feature, as the director literally gives a direct presentation during the film.  Snyder's sorta like Al Gore if he worked out and used a camera to no-touch fondle Malin Akerman. Of course, what Warner Bros. home video isn't admitting is that, while this technology has certainly improved… it wasn't the first time Maximum Movie Mode was used.  Nay, atribute that to R. Kelly's über-meta commentary for his piece de resistance, "Trapped in the Closet."  "See, now I'm in the closet," says R. Kelly seated on the couch watching the picture in picture of R. Kelly in the film singing, "I'm trapped in the closet." Groove to it after the jump:


Tuesday, June 30 by

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS International Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers "We in the 'Killin Natsee Bidniss,'" says Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) in this new International trailer for QT's Inglourious Basterds.  International, you say?  Why, yes.  And that means subtitles and title cards in other languages.  Here's what the title cards say: There was a time… a France occupied by the Nazis… A New Film By Quentin Tarantino… If you look for heroes… You are going to find them… Those twelve years of French I took are finally paying off.  *smiles wryly, adjusts cravate, then swishes cognac snifter while flipping on Maury Povich* Here are Today's Top Links IN ENGLISH, PEOPLE!!! Angelica Dynasty Is Very Attractive (Gorillamask) Children's Letters To God About Dead Celebrities (Holytaco) Yoostar Lets You Act Onscreen With Dane Cook! (Filmdrunk) 15 Animals Armed With Lightsabers (Manofest) Wall-E Cake Is As Delicious As The Movie Is Adorable (Walyou) The Greatest Hits Of Pajiba's Guides To What's Good For You (Pajiba) 6 New Personality Disorders Caused By The Internet (Cracked) Miss Coed: The Lovely Brittany Hawks (Coedmagazine) And Exclusive Interview With Joe Jackson (Celebjihad) Fedor's New Ad Campaign Is Rather Dumb (Cagepotato)Final Destination Trailer: Nightmare On Asphalt (Allleftturns) The 6 Best Meals On The Planet (Mademan) 10 Awesome Various Slow Motion Water Videos (Unreality) Who Is The Biggest Musical Icon Of The Century? (Asylum) Unlucky Phillie's Fan Immortalized As "Kid Who Picked Nose On Jumbotron" (Bustedcoverage)A Collection Of Shaq's Personal Photos Prove To Be Very Funny (Uncoached)6 Movies That Were Glorified Commercials (Regretfulmorning)Support Your Old School Stadiums With These T-Shirts (Bachelorguy)A List Of Atheletes Dealing With Social Anxiety Disorder (Moondogsports)

Daily Scream Queen: ‘Gossip Girl’/Sex Tape Star Leighton Meester

Tuesday, June 30 by

Where You've Seen Her: If you are a man that has had a girlfriend within the past two or so years (or are just particularly interested in scandalous primetime soap operas), you've probably seen Leighton Meester on TV's "Gossip Girl."  If you are a man that has had no girlfriend or affliction for girly shows recently, you might remember her as the smoking hot virgin pop star Justine Chapin on "Entourage."  Soon most every guy will probably know her from her highly touted sex tape, which reportedly features her using her feet in creative ways.  What a novel concept!  A Word From Leighton: "I don't feel guilty at all if I'm just lying around, one of my best guilty pleasures is doing absolutely nothing"Check out a screenshot of the sex tape itself, and other hot (yet less seedy) photos of Leighton Meester after the jump:

10 Best Billy Mays TV Appearances

Tuesday, June 30 by

The past week has been a tough one for celebrity grovelers like myself. First, Ed McMahon (sidekick of sidekicks) passes, then Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, and perhaps the most surreal, Mr. “As Seen on TV” Billy Mays. Not to sound crass, but Farrah and Ed were quite past their primes and neither passed suddenly (Ed was old and Farrah had battled cancer for a long time). So really, it’s a race to who was the biggest Celebrity death:  


Tuesday, June 30 by

Film School Rejects has posted the first pics of Megan Fox in Diablo Cody's latest Jennifer's Body. In the film, Fox stars as a high school cheerleader turned blood-thirsty, demonic cannibal after she is improperly sacrificed to Satan. This information just helps to reinforce my theory that Satan is a total dick.The photos below show her in both sexy cheerleader and battle-damage mode.Sink your teeth into these stories…Let The Right One In to be unnecessarily Americanized. (Dread Central) Robert Downey Jr saves background actor from killer robots. (Cinema Blend)A Couple Of Dicks adds a couple more. (Empire)American Werewolf in London to be remade, possibly ruined. (Variety) Amy Adams joins The Fighter. (/Film)


Monday, June 29 by

Daybreakers Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers Oh, Isabel Lucas… only you can elevate Transformers Revenge of the Fallen to the level of "serviceable," even if your Decepticon character was the most misguided Transformer ever.  You're also the shining ray of light in this otherwise dystopian trailer for the new vampire film Daybreakers.  It's got dark, moody lighting… music by Placebo… and hissing.  Throw in a couple Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell and you've got every night every overweight single forty-something spends living in his parents' basement. Put Down the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Rope And Check Out These Links: Melissa Buhl Is Quite Attractive (Gorillamask) 6 Ridiculous Products Only Billy Mays Could Have Sold (Holytaco) Michael Bay And Steven Spielberg Produce James Frey's Number 4 (Filmdrunk) 10 Female Child Stars Who Became Mega-Hotties (Manofest) iPhone Icons Reveal Narcissistic Traits (Walyou) Alan Cumming Is The Green Goblin In Broadway Adaptation Of Spider-Man, Plus More Music News (Pajiba) 6 Items You Touch Everyday That Are Filthier Than Your Toilet (Cracked) A Preemptive Obituary For Alan Thicke (Sickpigs) A Comprehensive Guide For SFW Boobs (Coedmagazine) Tito Jackson Found Alive At Age 55 (Celebjihad) 6 Tips To Survive Couple's Game Night (Mademan) Limp Bizkit Will Not Peform At UFC 100… Does Anyone Care? (Cagepotato) 5 Ways To Make The Office Much Better (Unreality) Meet Pabst, World's Ugliest Dog 2009 (Asylum) A Message To Fat Streakers At Baseball Games (Bustedcoverage) In Case You Didn't Notice, Perez Hilton Is Annoying (Uncoached) 42 Unfortunate Product Labels (Regretfulmorning) Rum In American History (Bachelorguy) The 5 Most Underrated Players In The NFL (Moondogsports) You've Probably Drank Too Much When This Just Randomly Happens (Nothingtoxic) The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth (Atomfilms) Havana Nocturne Is Being Adapted By Some Prominent Producers (Filmofilia)